Poor Brit!

This picture says it all!!! Would it hurt to hire a team of stylists? Maybe Nicole Richie will give you Rachel Zoe's number! Just a thought :)

Does Dina Lohan Know Her Daughter?

Is Lindsay 19 or 20? Figure it out Dina!

Kate Moss Tops Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed

As you all know we love this bitch, so she definately has our vote for "best dressed!" Work it out Ms. Moss

Ashley Olsen's new fashion mistatement

What the hell is in this bag...Mary-Kate? The Fab Three agree: UGLY!



See more about what Ashley is hiding in her bag here

Hottest Mom Ever...Damn you Seal!

Mrs. Seal is featured in the new edition of "Jane" this month. The layout pretty much guarantees that she will be and is the HOTTEST MOM EVER...Eat that Stacey's mom.

Plus don't forget to watch "Project Runway" this week....someone is getting asked to "leave"....aka they fired someone faster than Barbara Walters can say Star Jones.

Kate Moss - HAWT!

when i do have my own wedding...must wear shorts like kate moss..scratch that...must invite that hawt coke head to wedding.....



See more of our favorite cokehead here

Just a little pic of our "Fag" editor

Note to fag....please do not submit photos of yourself where your evil, sneaky, and bored friends can find...
LOVE YOU!!!
http://www.perezhilton.com

Trailor Trash Union

The Fabulous Threesome would like to congratulate our fave trashy couple - on their wedding that isn't even valid! It's ok though - they still have three more shots to get it right...
P.S. The bikini was hotter when you married Tommy Lee, hon!
P.P.S. Not wise to guzzle bubbly when you have the hep...



Read more about the celebration here

Mel had too much Jesus Juice!

Not only does he get a DUI - he then proceeds to make racial slurs about jews and calls a female office "sugar tits" - way to be a good christian, Mr. Gibson! We think he is just jealous that the jews own hollywood!



Read more about this obnoxious "christian" here

Andy Roddick is Blogging, too!

The Fabulous Three are 2 against 1 on this one - the flip and the 'neck say hot, the fag says not - what do you think?



Stay up to date with Andy's personal blog here

Beyonce's New Weaves

Where did you get those new weaves sista? Oh My Nappy Hair Salon? I would ask for my money back - not that those cost much...



Pics of Beyonce from her new album

Lohan BUSTED!

Lindsay thought she could actually go to the hospital for exhuastion and then party the same night without getting caught - I pity the fool! See a letter from Morgan Creek Productions' Chief Exec putting Lohan on BLAST!




More on Lindsay's childish behavior here

Brit is a miserable wench!

Fabulous Threesome tip of the week: dump the loser, KFag and maybe you can be happier and skinny again like this pic of you from a long time ago!



More on miserable Britney

More of our Favorite Hottie!

Go ahead and drool people, he's worth it!




Read about our best man

Gaykin!

LOL - we just had to do it!



Perez "outs" Gaykin

George Michael lookin' for Luv!

George we love you and always will, but please stop blowing guys in parks! All you need is freedom!



More on George getting busted - again!

X-tina - Trollin' for Press

Mrs. Aguilera eats out again. How many times a week does this bitch eat at the Ivy? I guess when you need press, eating and shopping on Robertson is the way to go!



More on Xtina

Babs!!!

Take it from the fabulous threesome - go ahead and tap out honey, cuz you look like shit!



More on Babs

Matthew & Jakey-Poo in Spandex!

if only they would come out already for our gay boy contributing editor...he likes spinning too!



More on these hotties here

Halle Berry's Baby Bump

Halle Prego......... “hmmmmm is she or isn’t she?”
This baby could rival Brangelina's baby for most beautiful baby in the world - or at least luckiest!



Baby Bump News

Nicole Richie & DJ AM - On again???

Could our favorite little couple be getting back together? Oh we hope so!!! They were spotted together leaving Cheesecake Factory yesterday - both sporting new "do's."



More on our fave couple

Prince and wife divorce

Did she really just find out that he was gay??? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with it - but come on! He does splits in 7 inch stripper heels for fag's sake!



More about the splitsville couple here

Four Weddings = A Funeral

Pamela and Kid Rock may be the trashiest bride and groom of 2006 - ending their string of weddings in Nashville. Is that really the best they can come up with to get their names in the tabloids this week??? I give 'em 1 month for each wedding...



See more on this trashy duo here

There might be a baby Suri after all...

Supposedly Mrs. Pinkett-Smith has seen the ellusive Suri - or could she just be under Tom's scientologist powers??? We all still stand firm that there is no "Suri" - guess Tom must have some dirt on Jada - lesbian???



Read more about this ellusive baby here

Ms. Lohan rushed to hospital!

Ms. Lohan was supposedly rushed to the hospital AGAIN yesterday. That bitch should check out of the Chateau Marmont and get a room at Cedars!


Pic Source

Read more on Ms. Lohan and her "condition" here

Poor Tori - from Prada to Payless!

Maybe they will buy your Balenciaga bag too!



Read more about Tori's new life as a noTORIous poor girl here

Carson! Eat a cheeseburger, please!

Ewww, I'm sure it was a little more than running that contributed to this skeleton of a Carson Daly. But seriously - does anyone really still care about him???



Click here to read about how Carson is losing weight by "running"...

Wax version of baby Shiloh-Jolie???!!!

Can you believe how obsessed everyone is with this child? Now if only Tomkat had a baby - they could get a wax replica as well...



More on Shiloh here

“We are so proud of our Lance, but get over it! One suggestion to Mr. Bass, hit the gym gorgeous!"



Read more about Lance's outfest here

And from the front...

We'll gladly take over from there, Mr. Beckham...


More on Beck's and his speedos here

Beckham's Bum

The three of us agree that this is the most beautiful sunset ever!



See more of this beautiful man here