The Hold Steady, baby!

This is one of my fave bands right now. I just can't figure out if I like them for their rockin' sounds or their fab moustaches! If you want to hear more from these guys, check them out at All Music or check out their myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/theholdsteady.

Japan Sauna Prank on Japan TV

OMG - thank you Jewey for sending us this hilarious clip from a Japanese prank TV show. I know it's 5 mins long, but keep watching as they change it up a bit at the end. And I just have to point out, is anyone washing those chairs down after nasty japanese balls are being rubbed all over them??? SICK!

Those crazy Japanese TV shows...

SICK SICK SICK .....

Here I am just reading my daily gossip and I come across a black gossip page, Concrete Loop. All of a sudden I am assulted with the above pic...and the caption says, "Lil Kim taking a picture with her ex Scott Storch." WHAT!!?!??!?!? They used to date..fuckin news to me...but sick nonetheless.

This bitch has major cankles....

and that is prob why the only person she can get to go on vacation with her is her Mother....This pic is Alicia Keys and her mother vacationing in Italy. Plus you know she is a total carpet muncher...."Why don't you just call me anymore" was SOOOOO about Queen Latifa.

Oh Kylie, why???

I know you aren't supposed to make fun of someone right after their bout with breast cancer - but seriously - why is Kylie wearing that animal print dress? She's just begging to show up on the cover of US Weekly as worst dressed...



See where Kylie wore this hideous number here

Beyonce knows how to partay!!!

Our little Beyonce partied hardy at her man Jay-Z's bday celebration. She really meant it when she sang, "Got me lookin so crazy right now - Your love's got me lookin so crazy right now!" Work it, Sista!!!

More on Beyonce's boozie night here

FRIDAY BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok I know that everyone has been waiting for the boobies...but I found these REALLY hot pics of Ms. Anna Kournikova and I just couldn't resist. If you look close you can see that she dark pubic hairs!!

Lil' Kim Gettin Crunk

Check her out at Diddy's listening party. A bitch looks WASTED!!!!

H A W T ! ! ! !

No this is not Ricky Martin's little brother. It's Cristiano Ronaldo, the 21-year-old Portuguese football (soccer) player who plays for Manchester United. Check his fine behind out as he leaves Louis Vuitton. Can we say perfection???

4:20 kids...

Just a little reminder - too bad you are stuck at work...

Hottest Cheerleaders according to SI.com

Sports Illustrated's website posted pics of the hottest cheerleaders. Being from Florida, I went straight to the Buc's cheerleaders, and guess what....

They are by far the trashiest of course! Is it just me or does it seem like they get paid with fake boobs? HA! Represent, Tampa Bay!





See more fake boobies & cheerleaders here

Vagina Pits

Once again the tranny-wreck known as Tyra Banks has exposed herself for us to ridicule...It looks like she has what we doctors like to call..vagina pits...

From the 'Neck: heh heh heh, vag pits!

98 degrees boy busted!

Jeff Timmons - formerly of 98 degrees with the Lachey boys - was arrested for DUI but negotiated for reckless driving and forced to attend alcohol & substance abuse classes. Guess that's what happens when you are in a shitty band where one of the guys goes on to marry and divorce Jessica Simpson and his brother is famous by relation - only you are a nobody! I didn't even know this kid's name until he was arrested...poor thang!

More on the 98 degrees outcast here

WWYRB...(Who would you rather bone)

Would you rather this heathy black man with some lovely assets....

or would you rather this "straight" man....

Exactly how tall, I mean short is Tom Cruise?

Uuummmm, WTF?


Cruise & Holmes night on the town

Borat sued by "home country" of Kazakhstan

The Kazakhstan government is attempting to salvage their reputation turned sour by comedian Sacha Boran Cohen. When Borat was threatened by legal action by the government he responded, "I have no connection with Mr Cohen and fully support this government's decision to sue this Jew". HAHAHAHAHAHA - I think this guy is possibly the funniest man alive right now. I mean seriously - look at that outfit!

More on this crazy Jew here - wearing an even better outfit

'Roo boxing??? What's next???

This picture was taken at the Shaghai Animal Olympics in China. Are you kidding me??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As I'm sure you have all guessed, animal rights activists are PISSED! It is a bit mean and all towards animals, but I got money on that 'Roo. Kick his ass, seabass, i mean kangaroo!

More on this 'Roo kickin ass here

Craigslist Rants & Raves section - so wrong in so many ways!

Sitting around bored at work - I happened upon the Rants & Raves section on Craigslist. I had no idea there were so many racist peeps in LA - thought I'd left them behind in Florida. Anyways - please read the following rant regarding the ethnicity of ours truly - the Flip:

FLIPS!!!
hey, how about em flips?! is there a group of more hypocritical, slutty, drug dealing, drug using, child molesting, lazy, stupid, smelly, losers in the world?????!!!!!!!!!

flips make the Mexicans look attractive, and smell nice
flips make child molesters blush
drug dealers say, man you should lay off dat sheeet
idiots/morons say, “oh, I wouldn’t do that sh*t if I was you.”
Studio executives say, “well that wasn’t a very nice thing to do.”


so if you see one of these ugly mutha fookers, run them over
you can tell a flip by their face, if their face makes the alien in Predator look attractive, you are looking at a flip!

NOW DOES THIS FLIP MAKE ALIENS LOOK ATTRACTIVE? I THINK NOT! WHAT DO YOU THINK???

Tell this racist ass what an idiot he is here

Let's pretend to think Nicole and Tyra's thoughts...

Tyra - why must you insist on being soo skinny especially right in front of me...but damn girl you have great coverage.. me and my wig haven't had this much paparazzi in years!

Nicole - will you please stop sqeezing my face you scary fat lady?? does anyone see this tranny trying to kill me?? I'm scared anyone ...anyone....im hungry too...anyone??

Got Cum?

Doesn't this residue above their lips look just duurty!! And sidenote isn't her mom a little old to be suckin dick?

Floyd's - making barber shops hot & hip! (and cheap to boot)

I recently stumbled upon this barber shop on Melrose that does great cuts for guys and gals! You can even just go in and hang out playing pool or listening to their great music. They have plastered their walls with covers of every rolling stone issue - it's awesome! Check it out if you are looking for a cheap good cut or just a place to chill. Cuts are 22 bucks for chicks and even cheaper for guys!

Floyd's myspace page

Tom Petty was a diva - and I loved every second of it!

Tom Petty at the Hollywood Bowl - what more could a girl ask for??? Well, I got that AND a set by the Strokes AND Petty performed with Stevie Nicks. I'm the luckiest girl alive! I think my fave part was that Tom knew he was a badass and blew kisses after almost every song just reveling in his inner diva. Can he and Stevie please get married now and procreate? Please!

T.O. depressed??? WTF???

In the recent controversy over whether T.O. was trying to hurt himself or not by taking over 30 pain killers at once, a friend, aka his publicist, says he admitted to being depressed. How on earth can the man who loves himself so dearly - as seen in the pic above - be depressed??? Or was it more a matter of a love for pain killers??? We've all been known to enjoy them in the rare instances you can get your doc to prescribe them...heh heh heh.

More on TO's love of pain killers here

I love a good backlash!!!

F*** you Rachel Zoe...well that is what the fashion industry has been saying!!!

After a model died from heart failure brought on by fasting at a fashion show in Madrid two weeks ago, the Fashion Industry has put the blame on the "real" culprit....and Ms. Zoe has felt the wrath of many fashion insiders.

In London she was received coldly. The London Times published this article upon her arrival, "Fashion's No 1 stylist, or just a great big zero?" The article goes into Zoe's rise to fame and at the same time focuses on how her clientele has sizeably shrunk before our very own eyes.

The article states, “That girl Rachel Zoe definitely has something to do with (the skinny trend),” said one gossip mag journalist. “I’ve seen her eat — and she doesn’t. It’s the classic ‘living for clothes, dying for fashion’.”

Good. Maybe this will be the end of the super skinny trend. I mean god forbid you can't see a girls ribcage and not be able to count all her ribs. London is over Zoe..why don't we all follow suit!

When decent looking people look like SHIT...

Mandy Moore....nice jacket sister..
Cameron Diaz....um I have nothing to say..

WTF happened to these two...anyone know?

WTF is Starletta Doing?

Is that a buffet behind her?

Poor Thing

This is what happens to someone who leaves her husband because she thinks she is all that. Jessica looks like hammered shit and it appears she got her monthly bootleg botox injections!!!

Ricky Heads to Washington

Ricky Martin paid a visit to Washington, D.C. on Tuesday. The UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador spoke to lawmakers about human trafficking, which he called "horrendous."

Ricky's nonprofit organization, the Ricky Martin Foundation, aims to prevent the exploitation of children.

Blah blah blah he is HAWT and looks damn good in a suit!

She loves this man...

This pic is of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise pretending to be in love. The part I love is that Katie is sporting the same glasses that our "Fag" Editor lovingly sports. Now Katie and our Editor have a lot in common...both love fashion and homosexuals!!

Hollywood's Ugliest Couple

Eddie Murphy and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown are the UGLIEST couple!

Condoleezza Rice is Bush's ride or die bitch...

MSN states,

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice challenged former President Clinton's claim that he did more than many of his conservative critics to pursue al-Qaida, saying in an interview published Tuesday that the Bush administration aggressively pursued the group even before the 9/11 attacks.

Didn't you know C. Rice has Bush's back....Damn she is ferocious...Clinton needs to get his bitches up in the brawl..so that way we have a good ole fashioned girl fight!!

Seriously???

Great we are getting closer to being normal...Read on...

WASHINGTON - Passengers will be able to carry lotions and gels onto airliners again after a six-week ban — but only in tiny containers of 3 ounces or less and only if they're in clear zip-top plastic bags.

WTF who has anything in a 3 oz container...at least we can bring our make-up on board...cuz that was damn ridiculous.

Ron Jeremy and Disney??? What are the odds...

You heard it here first kids...Ron Jeremy used to be employed by Disney. He was a voice for an early morning cartoon, Bone Chillers. Other credits for the man of porn include, "Wanda Whips Wall Street," "Carnal Cuties" and "Sex Fifth Avenue." No wonder children these days are little sluts!!

From the 'Neck: of course he was on "BONE" chillers - heh heh heh, i said bone...

Hmmmm...

I'm just finding all these wierd pictures today...what do you think JLo is doing??? I mean it's great you can touch your toes but WTF??

Gross

I wish that someone else besides Steve-O would expose themselves in public. So sick of this penis!!

oh and back to Brooke Hogan...

this was in my inbox this morning....read on bitches...

Ah ha! I found the cocksucker responsible for the Brooke Hogan/E-40 remix - you can check out his myspace & the song here:

http://www.myspace.com/djerock

The Lohan gets dumped!

OK, so I'm sure you all know by now that Harry Morton has dumped Lindsay Lohan - thus the end of Harry Firecrotch for now. Some people are saying that the relationship just wasn't mature enough for the Pink Taco restaurant owner - riiiight. Has everyone forgotten the fact that he has a disgusting neck beard? Hooray Linds! This is the best thing for her - now she can date a hottie!

PS - rumors are that she was making out with an ex of Paris' this weekend - work it, bitch!!!

More on the separation of Harry Firecrotch here

Case of the Mondays...

Are you kidding me? The weekend is over and all there is to blog about is this chode??? So I guesss this little dork started dating his older brother's sloppy seconds, then he proposed to her in a very publicly tv aired proposal, now he is recalling the engagement??? Not that I liked this kid, or any of his family to begin with, but I hate indian givers! I hope that bitch keeps the ring and kicks both of them to the curb!

More on this idiot here

Please someone stop Brooke Hogan...

Not only does she think she can sing...but she has now decided to ruin a rapper's career. E-40 is a very respected musician...but his judgment has now been called into question (by me and heats) because he decided to do a remix of Brooke's stupid song. I mean I know it's money...BUT COME the FUCK ON!!!! Stay away from the light E-40...I will maybe look past this...but you need to seriously redeem yourself.

Tom Petty comes full circle

Tom Petty finally played in Gainesville again after 13 years of silence. He and his band all grew up in Gainesville and were honored by the mayor with a key to the city. Now for those of you who do not know, Gainesville is also home to the greatest college/football team in all the land (GO GATORS!). Now I just ask, why now? Why couldn't this have happened while I was in school to see it? Bummer. But congrats Petty - glad you finally found your way back home...

More on Petty rockin' out in G-ville here

He means YOU RACHAEL ZOE...

Armani blames media/stylists for the ultra skinny trend. He states,

I have never wanted to use girls that are too skinny. I prefer girls that show off my clothes in the best way," Armani told Reuters Television.
Unfortunately though, the stylists and also the media have interfered and they now want models that are incredibly thin.

Take that Zoe, go peddle your drugs else where you nasty leathery bitch..God finally a designer calls her out...please someone get rid of her..if I hear bohemian chic one more time...I swear I could hunt her down and kill her myself.

Movie "Bodyguard" comes true

Anastacia has announced that she is marrying her British bodyguard, Wayne Newton. That's right, his name is Wayne Newton ya'll! He left his girlfriend and two kids in March b/c he was in love with the singer. Well no shit, Sherlock! It's pretty obvious that you pic the somewhat known celeb over a bitch with two kids! Nice job...

More on the soon to wed couple here