Wednesday, December 27

How many times can i post oops she did it again?



Poor Brit Brit just can't seem to get it together. In the photo above she is actually looking well put together and slim - only to get so trashed at LA night club Le Deux that she barfed all over the floor and herself. Her "handlers" were trying to feed her pasta to soak up the liquor. She fortunately escaped without catching the attention of the paparazzi...

Get it together Brit!


More on this horrible debacle here

RIP James Brown...



SO SAD!!! James Brown, aka the Godfather of Soul, passed away on Christmas day after being hospitalized for pneumonia. Poor thang - he will def be missed by the Fabulous Threesome!

More on his passing at his website

What it is Wednesday!!!

Sorry I missed last week - was doing the whole holiday travel thing. But don't worry - I've got a good one this week that I'm sure you can all figure out - along with some tidbits you maybe didn't know...

This washed up wannabe rock star got her start as a hooker in the 80’s living in Japan. She finally made it to the ranks of stripper at Jumbo’s Clown Room here in LA. She eventually married a very talented rock star who has passed, and she blew all of his money on drugs. She even forced a fan to help her find some speed while in Austin SXSW. Her love life also includes a 4 month affair with Winona Ryder…

Do you know…What it is???

What it is Wednesday!!!

Sorry I missed last week - was doing the whole holiday travel thing. But don't worry - I've got a good one this week that I'm sure you can all figure out - along with some tidbits you maybe didn't know...

This washed up wannabe rock star got her start as a hooker in the 80’s living in Japan. She finally made it to the ranks of stripper at Jumbo’s Clown Room here in LA. She eventually married a very talented rock star who has passed, and she blew all of his money on drugs. She even forced a fan to help her find some speed while in Austin SXSW. Her love life also includes a 4 month affair with Winona Ryder…

Do you know…What it is???

Wednesday, December 20

Are you fat?? No baby for YOU!

Due to the high volume of Americans trying to adopt Chinese babies, they are enforcing restrictions on who is allowed to adopt a baby. These restrictions include: obesity, facial deformaties, not married, annual income does not exceede 80K a year, and if you are on medication for anxiety or depression.

Does this seem wierd to you... Don't they want people to take their babies instead of having to drown them in the river?? The article states, " The country has a "single child" policy that allows most urban families to have only one child. Many parents keep their sons to provide for them in their old age and put their daughters up for adoption, Williams said." Why so picky?? Just give us your babies! Don't you want them to grow up to become this??


Can you tell I hate Beyonce??


And this is another reason I fuckin hate the Knowles Family. #1, Beyonce wore this to TRL yesterday, it's fucking disgusting no? #2, You just KNOW Tina Knowles had everything to do with this excuse for a dress. #3, I am no one to talk, but sister those ham hocks you call thighs need to be covered....SO NOT HAWT!

Tuesday, December 19

I knew i fucking hated their family...


So apparently this "drama" between Beyonce Knowles and Jenifer Hudson got its start from the one and only Matthew Knowles. Half-way into the movie Mr. Knowles tried to get Jennifer to sign with him so that he would be her manager...well that smart bitch refused his ass....He also has been walking around telling people that he has been managing Jennifer for a while now...ALL LIES!! Check the quote,


I'm told that Daddy was so insulted by her refusal to sign with him that he demanded the movie be re-edited to lessen Hudson's screen time and boost Beyoncé's. He argued that his daughter was being shortchanged but was rebuffed by the studio and the filmmakers. In one meeting with director Bill Condon, I'm told, Beyoncé's mom, Tina, went into a "tirade" about how he ruined the movie for her daughter. "It was supposed to be her Oscar role," Tina hissed, according to a source.


This does not surprize me in the least...PS Tina....your clothes are B U N K.

thanks for the pic concreteloop.

And here she is...


Mel Gibson's new daughter...ain't she special and oh so classy!


Are you my daddy??


This article I found is so classic, I just have to repost the entire thing...It's too good it really is!


Movie star Mel Gibson is allegedly facing a legal battle from a young Australian woman who insists she is his love-child.
Carmel Sloane, 29, claims her mother Marilyn was picked up by Gibson when she was hitchhiking in Australia in 1976. Gibson, who then worked at an orange juice factory in Adelaide, apparently then romanced her in the back of his wagon -- but Marilyn, who alleges she then got pregnant with Carmel, never saw him again after their steamy interlude.
Legal papers will be served on the Hollywood actor this week. The star will have to either admit paternity or face a DNA test.
Carmel tells the British newspaper the News of the World, "I'm not doing it for his money. I just want to meet the man I've always known was my dad -- and for him to get to know his grandson."
Marilyn recalls, "I was a slim young woman in tight-fitting jeans on the side of the road when a station wagon stopped.
"Mel turned to look at me with those amazing blue eyes and I was mesmerized. He said, 'Where are you going?' I said, 'A long way from here.'
"When we stopped for the night he persuaded me to join him in the back. I told him, 'If anything happens and I get pregnant I'm going to come looking for you.'
"He replied, 'I'm going to be famous, you'll always know where to find me.'"
Carmel adds, "We have no choice but to go legal so that we can get to the bottom of this once and for all.
"A simple DNA test will sort it out."

Miss USA heads to rehab - OF COURSE!



After rumors swirled about Miss USA being out at clubs partaking in underage drinking and snorting lines of yay in the open, Donald Trump has decided she deserves another chance. She will head to rehab and then resume her duties as Miss USA.

Um, first of all, who knew the Trump was in charge of Miss USA??? Secondly, I'm sure lil' Miss Thang did some "suckin" up to the Trump to get this second chance...


More on the partying Miss USA here

Brit Brit still trying to figure out socialite thing...



Seems that Brit Brit's partying has started to pack those baby pounds back on. Doesn't she know that if she is going to be a socialite she has to partake in the skiing to stay skinny like Paris??? Or at least get some adderrall from Rachel Zoe...geez! Get with it, Brit!

More on Brit's extra lbs here

NEW: Trendy Tuesday

I would like to introduce "Trendy Tuesday," where I write about one of my favorite trends every Tuesday. This week I am OBSESSED with Ghetto Gold. I attended a Gold & Silver themed holiday party this past weekend, which forced me to borrow gold jewelry from a friend. Long story short he loaned me his Tiffany & Co. Gold Dog Tags and now I'm in love. With that said the trend for this week is Gold Dog Tags:

Name: Coin Edge Tag Pendant
Where to buy: Tiffany & Co.
Price: $1,100
Description: 18k Gold Coin Edge Tag Pendant on a 20" chain

Monday, December 18

Cameron Diaz is back and hotter than ever!!!



Cameron has been photographed looking not so hot lately. That is until her cover shoot for W magazine. Bitch is lookin' hawt as hell. Glad to see she is back on top!!! See more pics below from her shoot:


Pot is called biggest cash crop...


Thanks to a lovely little article in "The LA Times" we now know that Pot is America's biggest cash crop....check it,


A report released today by a marijuana public policy analyst contends that the market value of pot produced in the U.S. exceeds $35 billion — far more than the crop value of such heartland staples as corn, soybeans and hay, which are the top three legal cash crops. California is responsible for more than a third of the cannabis harvest, with an estimated production of $13.8 billion that exceeds the value of the state's grapes, vegetables and hay combined — and marijuana is the top cash crop in a dozen states, the report states.


Wow lets keep up all the good work people...FIGHT THE POWER!

MySpace Mondays!!!

Alright ya'll - this one is straight from my hometown. No, I don't know her, but am not sure how I could have missed her. The caption she placed with the pics below is "All dat ass...wide load" - check it:



She also notes, "I love black men" - too bad our "Fag" is a fag...lol!

Thanks for finding this one for us, Matt!!! Go Hounds!

Hot new sidekick by Diane von Furstenberg



OMG I want this new sidekick that they let Diane von Furstenberg design. It's hawt! Too bad i'm not a T-Mobile customer anymore, boo!

Get it here

Brit Brit Cheers on the Lakers


Britney Spears was spotted with lil’ sis Jamie Lynn Spears at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Britney, 25, and Jamie Lynn, 15, watched the Washington Wizards upset the Los Angeles Lakers 147-141 in overtime. Brit was apparently booed out of the crowd when her picture popped up on the Jumbotron screens. Brit was then spotted leaving the Staples Center before half-time with her pretty boy William Morris agent Jason Trawick.

What a lucky little bitch. I wish someone would have taken me to the game!

"Source" - JustJared

Friday, December 15

Look who's back on the market!!!




Tom Brady ended his 3 year relationship with actress Bridget Moynahan. He's gonna be so bummed when he hears I just got engaged...oh well! Who's moving to Boston to snatch this one up??? FYI he lives in the Back Bay area...

More on this newly single hottie here

Boobies Friday...Surprise Hot Rack!


Ever thought that you would see Anne Hathaway's boobs???? Well here ya go...you can thank that pesky California sun for exposing another hollywood starlets rack! So happy Friday everyone!

Sorry LLo...


Looks like Al Gore is so over Llo. He just got done telling Rachael McAdams that he totally loved "The Notebook" over "Mean Girls"...she was hurt for about 10 secs and then he told her he loved her hair...Now the <3 each other! PS...why does Ryan Gosling look like he just touched a 10 yr old...creepy!

Thursday, December 14

The Bitch Emerges


Rachel Zoe made her way to the Dolce & Gabbana party last night at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. This is one of her first public outings since being fired by Nicole Richie. It appears that Rachel has aged about 25 years and lost about 3 pounds. I wonder if she is still popping Adderall????
"Source" - Dlisted

Lookin' for weekend fun???



That's right kids, now you can stick Paris Hilton aka ParASS Hilton up your ass!!! They also currently have ones that look like George Bush and Mel Gibson - get 'em while you can!!!

Celebrity Butt Plugs

Who would you rather bone...first wifes edition...

Laura Bush likes her drugs!!! She must have been smoking some of that this morning when she said the following in defense of her husband's recent poor approval ratings,

LAURA BUSH: It is not encouraging coverage for sure(about the Irag War). There’s no doubt about it. But I do know that there are a lot of good things that are happening that aren’t covered. And I think that the drum beat in the country from the media, from the only way people know what is happening unless they happened to have a loved one deployed there, is discouraging.

YEAH lady..just go ahead and blame the media...Seriously tho she needs to get a new schtick...Blaming the media is what people like Nicole Ritchie do when they are found on the wrong side of the freeway spearheading oncoming traffic.

SO back to the original reason for this post...WWYRB...I think its appropiate to use Laura Bush against that dyke-ish Hillary Clinton. So who's it gonna be....The lady who sleeps with the devil or that kinda scary lesbian who just might be the next devil??

Tawny Kitaen still livin' in the 80's

The most memorable 80's music video vixen, Tawny Kitaen, was arrested recently after cops found her partying at her home in Orange County with 15 GRAMS of coke!!! Um, where do you live honey?

See her famous 80's video here:



TMZ story

Wednesday, December 13

This Why People Should Retire



Former model Tyra Banks reminds the world why she is now retired from the runway. Check her out as she strikes a "pose" in Sydney on Tuesday, while filming scenes for America's Next Top Model.

She is so NASTY! Look at her nasty body and her ugly wig!! We now know why models are forced to retire at 32.

"Source" - Perezhilton.com

Bad Girls Club

Um, has anyone seen this new show from Real World producers, "Bad Girls Club?" These bitches are ridiculous!!! I honestly think they might be worse than the Flava Flav girls...

What it is Wednesdays!!!

OK ya'll - we have secret access to some of the best hollywood secrets. We will be posting the "secrets" every Wednesday, but it's up to you to figure out who the celeb is. Here's What it is #1:

This famous actress got her start as one of heidi fleiss’ girls. She eventually met her husband (now ex) there, who is also a famous actor – along with father and half brother. She is known for stealing the men out from under her best friends, but keeps up the innocent girl next door act while doing it. She can usually be found on the covers of mags at the grocery, and has even posed in Playboy.

Do you know???

Tuesday, December 12

New weekly section - MYSPACE MONDAYS!!!

yes, i know it's not Monday - but we just thought of this today and i HAD to go ahead and blog. Soooo, we have recently discovered that there are people over 50 on myspace and they are duuurtay! Each week we will post a pic of what the grandmas and grandpas of the world are up to on myspace. The first example is below - not for the faint of heart:



Thanks for the new weekly idea, Jared & David!!!

See more of her pics here

This can't be good....


Halle Berry is releasing an album, titled..wait for it...."Halle." Yes its true and the release date is slated for Febuary 6, 2007. Check the quote from the diva herself, "“I’ve always loved to sing and this album will show people that I can do more than act.” Yeah this is going to go over well...we REALLY HOPE this is a sick nasty rumor cuz we all know where this is going. She is so the next JLo...ironically I have a JLo album...hmmmm

Charlotte's Web Premiere



Awwww, that little piggy is CUTE! Can't really say the same for Dakota - sorry!!!

You're soooo gay!



OMG! Soooo, Clay Aiken went to an elementary school recently to read from a book that third graders wrote about their friend with cerebral palsey. Anywho, the response from the kids was ecstatic. Two even fell out of their chairs. And then there was little Michael Allen who said, "Is this a dream?" Uuuum, gay.

Clay Aiken

Tara Tara Tara



Looks like Tara Reid has cleaned up her act while partying in London. Yeah effing right she looks like a hot mess!!!

Lies Lies Lies



Lady Lohan speaks on cleaining up:

"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything. I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I have Red Bull. I didn't feel bad before. I never felt bad. I just wanted to, like, find a balance. I was out too much. I was too caught up. I mean, I'm 20 years old. I was off from work, I was getting ready to start a film, and I was like going out just to get it out of my system. I was going out too much and I knew that, and I have more to live for than that. I don't want to be written about at these clubs with these people. I work, I act, I have a living. That's what I do every day. I work every single day."

For some reason I don't believe her!

World's oldest bitch dies at 116!!!



Holy crap please never let this happen to me!!! There is by no means any reason for living until you are 116 years old. FYI - this bitch was born in the 19th century!!! Here's a list of people she left behind: 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren. RIDICULOUS!!!

More on getting old here

I must be PMS-ing..



Why????? I like cannot take these pics! Why are all these babies so cute! It's too perfect...I wonder if Jennifer Aniston thinks the baby is cute?

Monday, December 11

New York's Menz!!


For those of you living on another planet and missed Mrs. New York on seasons 1 & 2 of "Flavor of Love," can now see this crazy bitch on her OWN new untitled dating reality show. VH1 released a statement:

"VH1 and the producers of Flavor of Love were moved by New York's heart crushing rejection... both times. So, out of the goodness of their hearts, they have once again offered her the opportunity to find love, but this time, she's going to be standing on the other side of the clock. That's right, New York has got her own show, a mansion and twenty men to pick from. But she's not going to do it alone. Her mom is going to help."

We will be sure to keep all you bitches posted on the name of the show as well as the air date!

Maybe it's time to stop doing Disney??



Our favorite Disney actor, Raven Simone, turned 21 over the weekend and Tao in Las Vegas was happy to throw her a party! They were so nice as to supply her with a chocolate cake with a candle that resembles a.. ahem... member (possibly the closest she will come to a man-part)? And Raven was gracious enuf to show up in her own MooMoo....How sweet...Hard to believe she is 21 right? Let's sing it all together...."Sweet Sixteen!"

Merry Fuckin Christmas!!!


Read on kiddies...

The national job approval rating of President Bush has plummeted to 30%, an all–time low in the latest Zogby International telephone poll, sinking below the 31% approval rating he dropped to in early June.

Looks like we are getting a wee bit closer to the end folks!

Friday, December 8

Friday Boobies...J Alba!


Who has seen Jessica Alba's tits??? I never have before now....so enjoy seeing little Ms. Perfect tits....

Who Would You Rather Bone...




Ahh...youth...such a fleeting thing. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards would know all about this....which one would you rather bone in their glory days??? Which one would you bone now?

Thursday, December 7

What an idiot!!!



This dipshit was arrested for DUI after driving a float in a Christmas parade drunk. They knew he was drunk when he passed another float and sped through a red light. All the while, there were children from a dance school on the float, including his own daughter. OF COURSE he is from South Carolina! Oh yeah, and he's such a moron that now he is also being charged with kidnapping since he drove off with the kids on the back...HAHAHAHA. IDIOT!

More on this drunken daddy here

OH GAWD!!!



Tom & Katie are throwing ANOTHER bash to celebrate their contracted wedding. This one is supposedly for friends that were unable to come to Italy for the first celebration.

Actually, I'm willing to bet that Oprah is paying for this one since she wasn't invited the first time around. You know she'll be there with Gayle on her arm!

More on the celebration here

SHE MUST BE STOPPED!!!!


Tyra Banks plans on adopting a baby!

Tyra Banks doesn't want to miss the adoption bandwagon and is planning on adopting a child. I hope all these celebrities realize that adoption isn't supposed to be a trend.

She insists that she has had a desire to raise a child since she was young. Banks says, "I've wanted to adopt since I was eight, nine years old, before it was hip. I really do think I will. I don't have to have a child come from my womb to have a connection. Children that are already born are beautiful to me. I can definitely be a mother to them." Hey if she's gonna be a fit mother, more power to her!


TYRA you think you can't keep a man now! WTF is this bitch thinking, she must have her wig on too tight...I bet her talk show is falling in the ratings and she thinks adopting will give her a boost...or maybe she is trying to be friends with Madonna/Angelina??

Jason Priestly has a WHAT???



Supposedly, there are rumors that Jason Priestly once dated Jann Wenner - editor of Rolling Stone. AND, Jann likes to brag to people that Jason "likes drugs, [has] huge weiner for a little guy." WHAT??? Could that possibly be true? And you know i'm not questioning the "likes drugs" part...

FYI - in case you didn't know, Jann is a dude...

HBO does mini-series on survivors of the Tsunami



I know this isn't the typical celeb bashing post, but I think this mini-series will be pretty good. If you don't have HBO - call and sign up now! Remember to buy some tissues as well...

Priceless.


SPF was just told that his mother was flashing her cooch all over Hollywood, the look on his face is priceless. Only a year old and the poor baby is already ashamed of his mothers sexuality...doesn't that usually happen when they are teenagers??

BLIND ITEM....Who is this?

You all know how I love concrete loop, and my favorite posts of their's are the "blind items." Check the one below and let me know if you think you know who they are talking about...There are two today.

Meltdown…This black female celebrity had so much potential when she first broke into the entertainment field, sadly, she may never see that potential.

We reported last year (in a blind item) that she was once moonlighting as a street hooker. Now we are learning, she currently turns tricks in her apartment for survival.

Men flock to her because of her past status. Mainly bangers, ballers and dope boys. She is also down for orgies and bareback sex.

What few people know, she got pregnant (trick baby) last year but she miscarried.

She has been involved in welfare fraud and identity theft as her life continues to spiral out of control.

We have also received word that she is hooked on meth and ecstasy.

She is currently at a point of no return.



This black actress got her dream job on a television show years ago. Little did she know, this job would turn into a nightmare.

Despite the fact that she became popular and was raking in six figures a month, she hated to come to work because the black lead actor was sexually harassing her.

When she complained, she was told to ignore him, but the harassment continued and became unbearable.

He warned her, ‘if you don’t sleep with me, I’ll blackball you.’

The actor terrified her, but she stuck to her guns and continued to reject him.

It sickened her when his wife would arrive on the set and he would act like a dedicated husband.

Sadly, he kept his word and she was let go. Her career was also ruined.

When she told people about the harassment, they never believed her because his image was so well manufactured.

Hints: #1: Both of the people in this blind item are well known, the male is extremely well known.

#2: What’s done in the dark comes to light.

Sylvester Stallone's ma is a tranny! hahahaha



Uuuuum, what the hell??? That is Sylvester Stallone's mom next to his image and he is beginning to look just like her. I can't tell what's worse, that he looks like his mom or that his mom looks like a tranny!!! SICK!

- is it just me or does she sort of look like jocelyn wilderstein??? evorution!!!

More on these bad genes here

Oops, Brit Brit did it again!



LA Child Services are on the hunt for Brit Brit! Supposedly - so are her parents and brother. Everyone is worried about her ability to take care of her babies as she has been photographed at many parties lately in LA & Vegas - usually sans undies! Watch out Brit Brit - we can't let Kfed get your kiddies!!!

FYI - this follows two other visits from Child Services received by Brit recently...

More on the bad mommy here
 

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