Wednesday, January 31

Tori & Dean: Inn Love



OF COURSE broke ass bitch Tori Spelling signed on with Oxygen Ntwk to do a reality series about her love life with Dean McDermott as they use her measely $800k to buy a B&B in SoCal. After her last reality show crashed & burned - I wouldn't give this one a fighting chance. Maybe she'll resort to giving birth on camera for money like Anna Nicole next...

More on the new show here

Denise and Richie - still together???



All I have to say is, Denise=HAWT; Richie=SICK!

Source

Bob Saget and the twins - together again!



OK, first of all, I can't tell which twin, MK or Ash, looks more haggard in this pic. Secondly, OF COURSE they grew up to be crazy crackheads - look who their TV dad was. What more did anyone expect?

Oh Harry NO!


I can almost see his man bits. Ususally I would be all over it, but seeing his is a little like walking in on my younger brother in the shower! You can see Harry's pubes....gross.

She must be friends with Britney...


WTF is Sienna Miller wearing. You can't even call that an outfit...she is missing a bottom part. What happened to her? I thought everyone was obsessed with her for her style choices...um that can't even be called fashion. It's called grammy's panties.

Yup...it's confirmed...He likes drugs.


Pete Doherty is at it again. Just two days after splitting with Kate Moss in Bali, Pete met some travelers and promptly shot up in their room. Then used their cell phone to call and tell Kate he was "fine"...ya if fine means that he is shooting up in some strangers room and then calling her from some strangers cell phone.

The travelers account, "Minutes later he was on the bed surrounded by cash he said he had taken from Kate. Jess, of Sydney, said she witnessed Doherty injecting coke at least three times between 1.30am and 4am. She added: “It was a bit mind-blowing. He asked us if we minded. Initially we were like, ‘OK, go for it’, but as time went on we began to get nervous.”

GOOD GOD KATE...dude that would be the end for me.

Posh Spice redefines VOLUPTOUS...

So Posh has decided that she does not want young girls that look up to her to feel like they have to be a size 0 like she is. Therefore, she has chosen voluptous Brazilian model below to model her new denim line. UUUUMMMMM, am i missing something here? More like this voluptous girl is missing the rest of her body b/c that IS NOT voluptous! I don't care who you are! Just because you are a size 1 instead of a size 0 does NOT equal voluptous....



More on this super skinny voluptous hottie here

Let this be a lesson to you kids...



Looking at Tara Reid now is like looking at an alien. She does look considerably better than she has been looking but still looks like someone else inhabited her body. Let this be a lesson to you all that plastic surgery RUINES you!!! You will never look the same again...EVER!!!! The first pic is Tara Reid pre surgery and the second pic was taken just days ago. Why in god's name did she ever even touch her nose??

HAPPY BDAY JUSTIN




Yes!!! It's J Timberlake's bday....Happy Bday you hottie...oh and please save Britney!

Tuesday, January 30

Ok and back to Top Chef...



DAMNIT looks like the hottie Sam from Top Chef is gay...this is a pic of him and his "friend" Ryan...and a pic of him on his vespa...well too bad...That is quite possibly the hottest, most rugged gay man ever...I would TOTALLY watch him getting some man action!

SHOCKER!!!


And no I don't mean the two fingers and a pinky move...I mean that Britney Spears wants J Timberlake back. Sources say she has been talking about Justin for months and is trying to use her new boytoy to make him take notice/be jealous.

"Britney gets an ego boost by parading her piece of eye candy around! Britney hopes Justin will think more of her now she's been seen with a successful guy like Isaac, because she isn't hanging out with a loser like Kevin anymore. She wants to prove she can still land a good-looking and desirable guy."

Since when is Isaac successful?? The only thing he has going is being a jewish sometime model. How bout dating someone with a reputable career...Take a cue from Jessica Simpson and start dating a real musician...How bout a country star...worked for N Kidman...

GOD BRIT GET IT TOGETHER ALREADY!!!! and stop with the horrid outfits....PLEASE

WTF??




What happened to Nick Cage, it looks like he used that spray hair shit in his hair. This can't possibly be for a role? Like didn't his lil asian wifey tell him that using a spray to imitate hair doesn't work???

Not So Trendy Tuesday...

Since the Fag is sick today and is WAY trendier than myself - I decided to post a NOT SO trendy tuesday warning. Ladies, if you are wearing white pleather shoes or the oh-so-2-years-ago trendy chunky flip flops - please take them off! They are not ok - EVER! See below if you need a graphic:


TOP CHEF SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!


Top Chef this season was interesting...didn't really watch but I love a good spoiler when I hear one...Apparently an LA Food Blogger (not our FoodYi) broke the news a whole 2 days early that the winner is Ilan Hall!!!! I guess someone posted an interview stating to have the views of the winner of Top Chef...and the article was about Ilan...whoops!! Congrats...I wonder what happened to that hottie Sam???? He was too cute and rugged (prob gay)...damn.

Excerpt from the article...

So why did Ilan come out on top? Turns out he had a mantra, one that should serve him well in the real-life competition of the restaurant business: "Make the food too delicious for them to send you home."


Read more on Ilan here...very interesting background, Scottish dad and Israeli mom...

A doo doo doo, A dah dah dah...



The Police have decided to reunite after a 23 year split due to internal conflict. They will perform at the Grammy's to commemorate their 30th anni - way to go boys. Let's see if they can still make hits like they used to...

More here

How cute!


Wow you can be a supermodel and a good mom...somehow I don't see Janice Dickenson being this kind of mom...maybe she should take notes...Still love ya Janice!!!

Cry Me A River



According to Page Six of the New York Post, record producer, Scott Storch was bummed that none of his high-profile female friends managed to make it to his birthday bash last month. He threw a big party in Miami at the Mansion nightclub, only to find himself in the middle of a sausage-fest, celebrity-wise.

"He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too." A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake."

Why didn't Scott invite that slut, Kim Kardashian, who he is hugged up with in this picture and her tramp friend, Caroline D'Amore? I'm sure they would have showed considering Paris kicked both them to the curb and they can't get into any other parties!

"Source" - Socialitelife

Monday, January 29

Dude that's harsh!


LLo is quite an unpopular lady these days. Top actors are refusing to work with her...Check it,

LINDSAY LOHAN is proving very unpopular in Hollywood at the moment.

Top stars including JACK NICHOLSON and MORGAN FREEMAN have all told their agents to turn down flat any movie with her name on it.

The old guard think she is just a stupid minor celeb who brings shame on their profession and hope that if they stick together she will get shut out.

Meanwhile, she’s just as unpopular at her Alcoholics Anonymous group. Their meetings are supposed to be secret — hence the name — but when Lindsay goes to her group she always has a string of snappers in tow.

Understandably, the other recovering boozers feel they are being compromised.

DUDE....BURN! How in god's name is she going to get out of this one??

Ohhh Really?

Though Lance Bass has confirmed his breakup with Reichen Lehmkuhl today, Perez hilton reported that Lance has been "spending time" with soap stud Brandon Beemer (pictured below).

The funny thing is Brandon is from Springfield, Oregon. I totally know this kid from back in the day. Ha ha what a puke!
I wonder if he's a bottom???


"Source" - Perezhilton.com

Myspace Monday!!!

Wow - this self proclaimed MILF doesn't descriminate. This 48 year old wants girls and boys of all ages!!! This is one duurty grandma...




See her page for yourself here

SAG AWARDS...



It's award season...blah blah. I just wanted to post a pic of Ms. Reese Witherspoon. She has been looking quite hawt lately. Divorce suits her well!

This is for you Shaina!

Ohhhhh My Balls

Check out Mischa Barton's boyfriend, Cisco Adler, naked. The Whitestar rocker has the BIGGEST balls I have ever seen!!

That is what I call a MOUTH FULL!!!


"Source" - Perezhilton.com

Friday, January 26

HAWT!

OMG these new undies for men are FABULOUS!!! You know you want some - click here to get them. It's time to let your balls hang loose boys...

Boobies Friday!!!

The flip is on vacation today, but no worries - boobies friday is still here!!! Today we have Mena Suvari's huge nipples for you - can you believe those things? It's not just the features on her face that are large...



See more pics of these puppies here

Thursday, January 25

Who Would You Rather Bone...




Paula Abdul is quite a mess these days. She has been seen on every show under the sun slurring her words, jumping into people's laps, and just acting like Courtney Love on serious "medication." This week we are using her past and current loves as WWYRB. First we have her former husband, Emilio Estevez and second we have her recent fling with Idol contestant Corey Clark.....So who's it gonna be folks???

That was short...


Lindsay ditches out on rehab already...and is out and about all over LA...I wonder what she learned in the 2 days she was there...

The Superficial

Wednesday, January 24

Burger flippers are pissed at Kfed ad...HAHAHA



OMG - so supposedly there is a National Restaurant Association and they are pissed at Nationwide for putting Kfed in an advertisement as a burger flipper. They say that it "would give the impression that working in a restaurant is demeaning and unpleasant" - um, isn't it??? He also said that if they move forward with the ad, "his organization will make sure that our membership many of whom are customers of Nationwide know the negative implications this ad portrays of the restaurant industry." Um, is he threatening to actually hurt their revenues? We all know burger flippers don't make enough to cut off funding for any company...

Here's the best part - a spokesman from Nationwide made sure to let everyone know that they are not making fun of restaurant workers - just making fun of Kfed...HAHAHAHAHA.

See the whole ridiculous story here

Tyra Banks hates the Fab3 - bwahahahahahaa!

OMG, remember when we posted this pic of Tyra:


Well, she just interviewed with People Magazine saying that she was "upset when unflattering photos showing her in a one-piece bathing suit were mocked on the Internet". Lolololol!!! Well, maybe if she doesn't want to be called fat she should lose some damn weight - or maybe just be fat and quit acting like she's god's gift to this earth - doesn't she know that is Fairy Cruise's role?

Here is our previous blog

And here is Tyra crying about how mean we are


Deal with it Sista!

Anne Heche breaks another heart...



K, so let me get this straight - Anne Heche met current hubby while filming a documentary on her previous girlfriend, Ellen Degenerous. Well, now she is splitting with hubby. Can't this bitch make up her damn mind? I wonder who her next victim will be??? I file that one under crazy bitch!

More on the indecisive crazy here

Actual police reports

Yes, these people are THAT stupid...

In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed
human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the
police. Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head
of a mannequin when he noticed a price sticker on the
forehead.

A California officer charged the driver of a white Mazda
with DUI after driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the
upper half of a traffic light pole lying across its hood.
When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he
responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."

The driver of an armored truck in Edmonton, Alberta
appeared to be signaling for help as he repeatedly swung
his door open. After six police cruisers chased and stopped
the truck, it turned out the driver had simply tried to
fan fresh air into the cabin after the other guard had
passed gas.

In Boynton, Florida, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter
were arrested and charged with armed robbery and murder
in their attempt to raise money to attend the police
academy.

Stockholm, Sweden - Customs officers in Stockholm, Sweden
arrested a woman who had tried to smuggle 75 live snakes
in her bra. The officers became suspicious when they
noticed how the woman kept scratching her chest.

Ivana has advice???


So we all know that Donald Trump and Rose O'Donnell hate each other, right? So over it...But I did happen to see an article today where Ivana Trump (D. Trump's ex-wife) commented on the "feud"..."Ivana Trump, who is attending the Paris haute couture shows this week with her partner, Rossano Rubicondi, said she recently advised Trump and O'Donnell to make peace in her advice column for the National Enquirer and Globe tabloids."

Ok..wait a second...did that just say she writes an advice column for the tabloids??? Why have I never heard about this..blasphemy!!!! Anyone read this column...I need to get my hands on this ASAP..I need to know what kind of advise this lady dishes out...PS...We love Ivana, Ivanka not so much.

Spammer sued by Myspace...THANK GOD

As I am sure you all have realized...Myspace has been taken over by spammers. If you don't know already to fix this problem all you have to do is CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD. You might notice this spamming if bulletins are posted in your name for xboxes, porn, and ringtones...etc.... Check the article below and read this link if you want the full article.

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- The popular online hangout MySpace.com has sued a Colorado man once accused of being one of the world's top three spammers, saying the man gained access to MySpace profiles using stolen passwords and used the information to send spam bulletins.

MySpace, which is owned by News Corp., claims Scott Richter and his various companies, including OptInRealBig.com and Mediabreakway.com, sent millions of junk messages to members using technology that made the messages appear to come from individual members' accounts.

Update on Friday Boobies...



We have just found more pics of Jessica Simpson's boobs...and let me tell you those things look a little saggy...comments?

Pic curts of The Superficial

Oh Rachael Ray...you are now a star..


First a sex scandal (we mentioned this awhile back) and now racist remarks..Rachael Ray is a real Celebrity. Apparently RR likes to drink her wine and get a little catty...The only thing that bothers me about this article is that it's from Dec 2005, why did it take so long to get out? Check the article from TMZ below...

Rewind to December 3, 2005. Ray was at the Century City Shopping Mall in Los Angeles for a book signing. Reps from King World, the production company that was syndicating the show, were shooting the event for its sales presentation.

At around 7:00 PM, Ray, along with seven others, went to Houston's Restaurant in the mall. They sat in a booth in the far right rear of the restaurant. Ray ordered fish and complained to the table it was dry. She was also drinking red wine and lots of it -- one source says a minimum of four big glasses.

We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.

Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."

But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor c**t."

Tuesday, January 23

Is Jenna Jameson part of Seuss's Who Family???

OK, so Flip and I totally noticed today that Jenna Jameson has gotten so much plastic surgery that she now looks like a member of the Who family from Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Don't beleive us? Take a look below:

Ms. Jameson:


Ms. Who:

Pete Doherty gets even more money for drugs!



Babyshambles, aka Pete Doherty's band, aka Kate Moss's boy-toy's band, just signed a new record deal with Parlophone. Great, just great. Just when you thought Pete might be able to straighten himself out and get off the drugs, he gets a new record deal and more money - and we all know what that means!

Oh wait - nobody actually thought he'd get it together. Have fun lining 'em up Petey!


More on Babyshambles new deal here

Trendy Tuesday

This week I am obsessed with grey jeans! I have found and purchased the perfect pair by 7 For All Mankind. As per usuall I would recommend rocking your grey jeans with white Chuck Taylors and the perfect v-neck t-shirt!

Style: A-Pocket - New York' Jeans (Grey)
Price: $190
Where to buy: Bloomingdales or Nordstrom
Description: Soft cotton denim in Dark New York wash, features the signature 'A Pocket' stitching on the back pockets. Hand brushing on the front thigh and back create a natural faded appearance.

Kiefer Sutherland is hawt???

Yes, I am a lover of the show 24. I took a couple of seasons off, but suddenly realized that Kiefer Sutherland has become a hottie in his old age!!! Not to mention he's a total boozer and partier - and the Fab3 loves that! Anywho - check the show out if you haven't already - or at least pick up the copy of Rolling Stone from a couple months ago to read the hilarious interview with him - ie him jumping into a christmas tree at a Four Season's hotel in London...hahahaha.


Oh Tara...you go unsupervised for one minute...




Thanks to Tara Reid's publicist at Sundance, Tara has been on very good behavior. Her pubby has been shadowing her every move and carefully been monitering all her interviews. Well last night when he left her alone for two seconds (prob to pee in private)...Tara gets gangbanged on stage by Akon and Nelly.....I always knew she had a touch of the 'fever.

Check it...


Nelly hosted the Budweiser Blender session at Tao and brought in a special performance by Akon. Akon rocked the crowd and even brought up three ladies from the audience to teach the crowd how to really “Smack That.”

Moments later, they stopped the song and Tara Reid was being led on stage by Nelly. Nelly asked Tara if she wanted to get the smack down from Akon. Tara kindly obliged and immediately began dancing to Akon. At the point, Akon grabbed her and literally humped her in front of hundreds of partygoers and continuously smacked her booty.

As Akon was humping her, his DJ thought he’d join in on the fun and they both sandwiched her while still humping and smacking her booty.
 

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