ANTM IS BAAAAACK!!!

So I can not WAIT for 8pm tonight. America's Next Top Model returned just in time following the end of the OC. I don't know anything about the new contestants yet, but just looking at their pics - I think these two are the best. Who are you betting on???

Holy Aliens, Can they not right now?

So since the Scientologist have felt a little left out lately...Travolta decided to add them to the Anna Nicole debacles. It's like...can you not??? Poor Anna Nicole can't even get buried. Don't use her tragic death to try and lure more people into your religion(cult). THIS ISN'T ABOUT FAIRY CRUISE SO STEP THE FUCK OFF!

"As various parties continue to fight over the remains of Anna Nicole Smith and custody of her baby, John Travolta has stepped into the fray.

The Pulp Fiction star has decided to use her death as a chance to promote Narconon - the controversial Church of Scientology drug rehab programme - saying it could have saved the Playmate's life.Travolta said: 'It's so sad. We could have helped her with Narconon but didn't get a chance to. I wish we had.'

Narconon has been widely criticised for its unorthodox and controversial methods which include an intensive running programme, large doses of vitamins and long sauna sessions, designed to 'run out' drugs and 'radiation' from the body.
Scientologists claim Narconon is 85 per cent effective.
However, critics say it is a front to recruit vulnerable drug abusers into the religion."

Diddy starts shit at the after oscars parties again!

OF COURSE Diddy got into some trouble at the after-Oscars parties again this year. He was hitting on a woman when her fiance came out of the bathroom and saw him. Then the guy saw Diddy invite the fiance back to his hotel room. He stepped in to "save" his fiance, but got knocked the fuck out by diddy!!!

Actually, this gives me some new found respec! for diddy...and seriously - you know the fiance wanted it!!!

More on the bad boy for life here

Too cute!!!

These 1 month old tiger cubs have become friends with the 5 month old baby orangutans at the Taman Safari Zoo in Indonesia. They share a room in a nursery where they play and sleep together - but will soon have to be separated as the tiger cubs begin to eat meat at 3 mths of age. Aren't they super cute in the meantime though???

Thanks for the photo, Jared!

See more pics here

Update on Justin Combs...

As you saw a few days ago we posted some pics of P Diddy's son getting felt up on my some nast whores...well I guess Justin's mom Misa was beyond pissed..

Responding to the photos, Hylton told New York’s Hot 97 gossip girl Miss Info that the lapdance happened at a teen party in New Jersey, neither she nor Diddy were in attendance and they do not condone the behavior at all. "This is a real big problem for Justin and I don't play that."

She also fired the security detail assigned to Justin citing negligance. Well thank God some parents in the world still care..Thanks Puffy you gave us faith in the world again.

He should be President...

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has some deep thoughts on how to get Democrats and Republicans to get along...He is a genius among men.

"I asked myself the question, how come Republicans and Democrats out here don't schmooze with each other?" he said. "You can't catch a socially transmitted disease by sitting down with people who hold ideas that are different from yours."

The former actor even suggested President Bush should get himself a "smoking tent" where members from both parties can meet.

"I have a politically incorrect smoking tent -- I don't know if you have heard about that one," Schwarzenegger said. "People come in there, Democrats and Republicans, and they take off their jackets and rip off their ties and they sit down and they smoke a stogy and they talk and they schmooze."

SOMEONE WANTS DICK CHENEY DEAD!

Yes someone and no it's not Hillary Clinton...Taliban tried to "assassinate" the Vice-President by having a suicide bomber attack the main gate of a US military base. Sadly 23 people were killed in the event. How depressing. Don't the Taliban know they are going about this the wrong way...all they need is to find some crusty old white man to go hunting with Cheney on one of his trips. I mean didn't Cheney himself already almost kill of his hunting buddies??? It's perfect.


BAGRAM, Afghanistan — In what the Taliban claimed was an assassination attempt, a suicide bomber attacked the main gate of a U.S. military base Tuesday within earshot of Vice President Dick Cheney. The explosion killed 23 people, including two Americans, and delivered a propaganda blow that undercut the U.S. military and the weak Afghan government it supports.

The bomber struck about 10 a.m., and U.S. military officials declared a "red alert" at the sprawling Bagram Air Base while Cheney was rushed to a bomb shelter. Cheney, who had been stranded at the base overnight by a snowstorm, met with President Hamid Karzai in the capital before heading back to the United States via the Gulf state of Oman.

"I heard a loud boom," Cheney told reporters aboard Air Force Two en route to Oman. "The Secret Service came in and told me there had been an attack on the main gate."

Heroes / Black Donnellys

For those of you that watch "Heroes"...It's the only consolation that I have for the "OC" ending....if you missed anything on "Heroes" or need to read a blog on it...check PITNB...That crazy always has his TV critique in check (He also does other shows for those of you that watch endless TV)...who are we kidding I watch endless TV, but usually the "Food Network" and you don't need to read a blog on that, well...unless it's Paula Deen's blog.

ANYWAYS back to my point...who saw "Black Donnellys"....I can't decide if I like it???? Check it out next week and lets reconvene next Tuesday....Read a review on BLACK DONNELLYS

I know I am a tad late..

But work has been crazy kids! Tryin to launch this damn magazine....

But I came across these pics of the best dressed ladies at the "Oscars"...and yes I would have to agree....Reese, you are a gem an absolute gem. Nicole...only you can make thin gorgeous. Emily Blunt...you rock bitch. Kate W. and Kate. B., you bitches can do no wrong. Penelope you are a sexy lezzie! Loves it!

From "King of the World" to Jesus...

OH GOD THIS IS GREAT...Apparently James Cameron (the creater of "Titanic") has discovered the tombs of Jesus Christ and family....Without even reading the entire story, I call bullshit...Dude this guy has a bigger ego than Mel Gibson...that being said he better watch his back...I don't think Mel would even like the implication that Cameron's documentary will most def infer...Watch yo step Cameron!

Oscar-winning 'Titanic' director James Cameron’s assertion that the bones of Jesus and his family were hidden for centuries in a Jerusalem tomb caused an outcry in the Holy Land....'The Lost Tomb of Christ', a documentary set to air on Channel Four next month, argues that ten ancient ossuaries, small caskets used to store bones, which were found when bulldozers flattened a Jerusalem suburb in 1980, may have contained the remains of Jesus and his wife and child.
One of the caskets even bears the title, 'Judah, son of Jesus,' which Cameron claims as evidence that Jesus may have had a son. Another coffin was said to hold the bones of Mary Magdalene, also known as 'Mariamne'.
Cameron unveiled two of the small limestone caskets at a press conference in New York, but the director could offer little proof to support his claims, other than the mathematical probability of a tomb containing a set of ossuaries with names linked to Jesus.

Amos Kloner, the first archaeologist to examine the site, said the idea fails to hold up by archaeological standards but makes for profitable television.

"They just want to get money for it," Kloner said. "It was an ordinary middle-class Jerusalem burial cave," he added. "The names on the caskets are the most common names found among Jews at the time."

Lifetime Achievement Award

Why hasn't the Academy awarded Faye Dunaway with a Lifetime Achievement Award for her portrayal of Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest??? It's the best EVER!!! We especially love her crazy eyes...

What happened to Rose McGowan's face???

Please fire your plastic surgeon and lay off the lines, honey...


More pics of Rose at the Vanity Fair party

Brandon Davis on deck for stint in rehab...

HAHAHAHAHA, Brandon Davis showed up to Paris Hilton's bday party at Prime Grill in BH and totally ruined the night by drunkenly offending everyone! Lol! First he focused on Paula Abdul (wtf is she doing at Paris' bday dinner???) by "bombing her with Styrofoam flower-holders. He was shouting, ‘Lick my [BLEEP], Paula!’ He started mocking her ancestry by speaking gibberish in an Arabic accent. Stavros and Paris tried to stop him. Paris said, ‘Shut up, you’re wasted!’” But it was too late. Abdul, who was due to sing “Happy Birthday,” made an early exit. ”

He then turned his attention to Courtney Love by lifting her legs up around his waist pretending to hump her right in front of her daughter!!! She also immediately left. Funny he could even offend durtay Court Love!!! Stay classy San Diego!

More on Brandon's debauchery here

Myspace Monday!!!

OMG, so this profile is straight from a 50 year old swinger in FL - OF COURSE! She looks more like a tranny to me, but claims she is just bi...




check out more of Pretty Peggy here

NOT HOT!

I say this girl on girl action is not hot...and I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that no one thinks this is hot....I'm actually blinded my Tyra's arm fat...AHHHH THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!

Where have I been???

Uuuummm, so I just realized today that Drew Barrymore is 40!!!! She looks so young and cute all the time I had no idea. Maybe if you just always act young and ditzy you'll forever look young and ditzy...heh heh heh. BTW - bitch rocked on SNL making fun of her partying ways at the age of 9. Love ya Drew!

Here she is celebrating her 40th in Hawaii:


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FRIDAY BOOBIES!!!!

So you know that wierdo Sienna Miller?? Well who knew it but she has boy boobs...I guess that is what you get when are 2 pounds. Well enjoy!

The times they are a changin...

Oprah has Barack Obama's back! Check it,

Speaking on Ellen DeGeneres’ chat show today, Winfrey admits, “I’m feeling Barack.” She continues, “I don’t just love him. I respect him. I think he’s a fresh new voice in politics. I think what he can do for this country would be amazing.”

Dude, I would have to say thank you to George W. Bush on this one...if hadn't done such a royally bad job our country wouldn't have realized how badly we needed a change!

That Barack is one smart man..once you have Oprah you are as good as gold.

NUDITY FRIDAY

Don't worry we still have boobies!!! I just wanted to post these pics I found thanks to DListed...

First off...Can Harry stop with this nudity bit...his peenis is a tad scary...I don't know what to think about it besides it looks like a puffy cheeto.

AND...tranny Amanda Lepore showed her chest (breasts) at the launch of David LaChapelle's new book...equally scary. PS. That nipple is EXACTLY why boys don't have boobs.

I'm Speechless

Serena Williams looks like...............................

HELLLOOOO LOVER~

YES you know you love it..look at it...you know you want to!

Dancing with Ole One Leg???

Heather Mills-McCartney is joining the cast of "Dancing with the Stars"..um...do I even have to insert a lame joke here or is it already apparent?
Guess who else is joining the cast...none other than Clyde "The Glide" Drexler...hellz ya people...everyone sing it will me..."Rip City"!!!!
Dude can Terry Porter join the cast too? Maybe Kevin Duckworth?

JORDAN

Who really knows who this "Jordan" character is?? I guess she is really famous in the UK???? Anyways here is a recent preggers pic of her...someone tell me wtf is wrong with this pic...

WWYRB

Who would you rather bone people...so many shaved heads to choose from!

No She Didn't

Tyra Banks will appear on a mock-up cover of the new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue 10 years after she became the first African-American woman to appear on the actual cover back in 1997. Here is a side-by-side comparison of Tyra on the cover then and now and a couple new pics from her new SI photoshoot.

I don't understand what is wrong with this bitch. She always talks about herself and I have to wonder if anyone really cares. I know we don't. We just like making fun of the fatty. HA HA HA

"Source" - pinkisthenewblog

Our friend Miguel joins Menudo!

OMG so we have uncovered this FABULOUS boy band video featuring our good friend Miguel. He is in the yellow jacket with the awesome moves. Check it out here!

BABY MOMMA DRAMA

God, I love this Tom Brady baby momma drama!!! It's just to die for!!! I guess girls of all ages, class, and social status do it....the old keep a daddy baby!! Gossip is that Gisele is cool with it...ya right that bitch is going to dump Tom Brady after she gets bored..you know she will always love Leo...
Bridget...smart girl!!! I would already be on baby number 2 sister...what took you so long? Check it...

"While the friend says the couple didn’t know Moynahan, 36, was pregnant when they broke up in November, Brady “has known about it for a while.”

The baby announcement apparently put a damper on Brady’s romantic Paris getaway with new girlfriend Gisele Bundchen. The couple was vacationing at The Ritz when news of the pregnancy broke.

On the night of February 17, Brady, 29, began “taking constant calls on his cell” while at the hotel, says a Ritz source.

But the 26-year-old supermodel -- who'd been acting as tour guide for her man during sojourns to Versailles and Cafe de la Paix -- didn’t seem fazed that their sightseeing was interrupted."

Dude didn't this same thing happen with Puffy-Jlo-Kim Porter....don't worry Bridget Tom will be back...dude football players need to wear condoms...

Papa Diddy Puff to get DENIED!!!

Diddy ain't so cool anymore! Following his diva antics at CAA's Golden Globes party earlier this year, CAA's co-chief Bryan Lourd has let it be known that Diddy is not invited and will not be let in to his pre-Oscar party. He tried to enter the golden globes party with his entourage after being told he wasn't on the list. He then proceeded to verbally abuse everyone around including one of Bryan Lourd's assistants. Better watch yourself!!!

More on Diva Diddy here

Get A Kleenex

It has been far too long since we've posted a yummy picture of Mr. Beckham. Enjoy!

Brit is just too good for rehab...

OMG not that this is shocking, but I woke up and listened to KTLA news this morning only to hear that Brit Brit checked out of rehab AGAIN!!! Does she think she doesn't need it??? Cuz trust the fab 3 honey, you NEED REHAB!!! After leaving rehab, she headed to the Chateau Marmont (of course) where she couldn't get a room b/c her family had cut off her access to her money - THANK GOD! Get back in rehab honey!!!

And now it's time to say goodbye to Audioslave...

BOOOOO!!! Chris Cornell recently told the press that he will be splitting from the super group Audioslave. God damn I liked them!!! Now he is claiming to be pursuing his solo career - i just really really hope this doesn't end up with him singing shitty songs and making me think he isn't hot anymore...

More on the end here

Brit Brit back in rehab - FINALLY!!!

It has been reported that Brit Brit's dad took her back to rehab today after she checked herself out over the weekend and proceeded to party her ass off, shave her head and attempt to shave her legs in the pool at the Mondrian hotel. THANK GOD somebody is getting that bitch some help - she's done lost her damn mind!!! I was starting to think the next story was going to be that she has post pardem and had drowned her babies...

More Brit news here

Happy Fat Tuesday!!!

That's right kids - today is officially Mardi Gras! And my lame ass is sitting at work blogging about it - booo! If you couldn't make it to New Orleans this year - try flashing your tits at work and see if someone doesn't throw you some beads...

Black Family Reunion...lolz

One of my fav sites, Concrete Loop, made a very clever observation about the NBA All Star weekend....it's basically a "black family reunion"....ha ha so true...
Well everyone and their babies mommas showed up and we even had Toni Braxton perform at halftime...btw why is she showing her kitty lips?? Check the link to see more...

Trendy Tuesday

This is a must have! The "Neck" just bought me one and I will be rocking it as soon as it gets here.



Where to buy: perezhilton.com - http://www.merchdirect.net/perezhilton
Price: $24