I can't even find the words..

Britney Spears leaves the house looking like this...I'm truly at a loss...

Orange is the new hot...

Jessica Simpson needs to lay off the carrots...member back in the 80's when they warned you about eating too many carrots...they said you would turn orange. That totally happened to Jessica..another urban myth come true!

Ellen wears a strap on!!!!

Ellen Degeneres hurt her back this weekend and so now is doing her show while in bed..How in the hell did she hurt her back...She was totally slamming Portia with a strap on....That's so hot...ew actually I'm really sicked out!

Becks is Blonde!

Quite honestly? I'm not a fan. I can't believe I'm even going to say this but it makes him look sort of old - and old is gross. Work it out, Becks!

Thanks for the pics, Jared - and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Beck's Hair

This week's crazy arrests:

Hugh Grant was arrested this week for throwing baked beans at a photographer. Dude, is it really illegal to have food fights now??? Damn Republicans - they're taking all the fun out of life!

Richard Gere hasn't been arrested yet, but there is a warrant for his arrest for attacking this woman. What did he attack her with? His lips. I'd have his ass arrested if he kissed me, too!


And the craziest arrest this week??? Captain America!!! Defamer reports that he was arrested "on counts of drunken handsiness, marijuana possession, and third-degree package misrepresentation for his stuffing of a burrito into his tights during a costumed pub-crawl" - LOL!

Dita von Teese speaks about divorce from Marilyn

Following Marilyn Manson's relationship with 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood, Dita spilled the beans that it was that relationship that split their marriage. She told Daily Telegraph, "I knew that there was an inappropriate relationship going on ... and I didn't want any part of it around to remind me."

How in the hell does Marilyn continually pull hot ass? I just don't get it...

More on Marilyn's babes here

Bloody Wanker!!!

Dude!!! Some crazed lunatic ran into a Zizzi's pizza in The Strand in London on Sunday and chopped off his penis in front of customers. The man entered the restaurant, grabbed a knife from the kitchen and then jumped up on a table where he dropped his pants and sliced off his wang!!!

The police put his "member" on ice and took it to surgeons to try to reattach. They have completed the surgery but aren't saying if they were successful.

Uuummm, why would you try to put it back on? it's pretty obvious he didn't want it anymore...New Rule: when a man chops his pecker off in front of innocent bystanders - do not reattach - just turn it into a vag!

PS - thanks for the gruesome story J-rod!!! And I agree with you, "if you cut off your own penis - they reattach it to your forehead...so you really can be a dickhead"

More on this Bloody Wanker here

Dancing eggs is all the rage

OMG - this new game looks ridiculous!!! Here's a blurb on how it's played: "players place a carton filled with 10 eggs (9 rubber and a bonus wooden one) on a table. They must then roll a die illustrated with 6 symbols. This dictates what happens next - anything from racing around the room and grabbing an egg to bouncing one on the table and attempting to snatch it first. Silly? You betcha, and we haven't even mentioned the part where players yell 'cock-a-doodle-doo!' in order to snatch more eggs! If you think that sounds ridiculous, wait; every time you collect an egg you have to roll another die that tells you where to put it - anywhere from underneath your chin to between your knees."

It's currently sold out, but click here to keep your eye out for your very own!

Sweetest 'do EVER!!!

Yes, I know this guy! Everyone, this is Erob, aka Eric T. Nipples, aka T. Nips, aka one funny mother fucker. He's totally taking the trophy away from this kid next year...

Xzibit has a prescription too!

Sooo, on our weekly trip to purchase our "california medicine," we ran into Xzibit. He was buying from the same place where we get ours, Spice Smoke Shop. If it's good enough for Xzibit - it's good enough for me! Don't forget 4/20 is right around the corner...

Conde Nast Portfolio

If you don't know about this new mag..you better ask somebody...OR better yet why don't you check out the new website...www.portfolio.com The launch of this magazine promises to the last big magazine launch of our time. Conde Nast Portfolio looks at our culture thru a biz angle...with a glossy set-up similar to other Conde titles..Vogue and Vanity Fair come to mind.

Rinna In, Rivers Out

We have received news from an inside source that TV Guide has just replaced Joan and Melissa Rivers with Lisa Rinna as their red carpet host. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse - they bring in freaky ass Rinna. I honestly didn't think there was anyone out there worse than the Rivers - until now...

More Beck's...

Is this not the hottest tattooed arm you have ever seen??? And how cute is he reaching back for Posh's hand? I just can't take it...


Becks

Dave Chapelle certainly knows how to ROCK!

So we all love Dave Chapelle right...what's not to love? Well anyone who had ticks for Sunday's show at the Laugh Factory got more than their dailey dose of the mad genius...he was on stage for 6 plus hours!!!!! DUDE so pissed I missed this once in a lifetime show!

"Indeed, Masada said only about a dozen of the 150-plus original members of the audience left the club before Chappelle wrapped his set. "The audience was with him 100 percent," he said.

Chappelle didn't take any bathroom breaks. And Laugh Factory staff stopped serving alcohol around midnight, Masada said.

Not surprisingly, Chappelle covered a multitude of topics during his megaset, tackling everything from President Bush's intelligence (or lack thereof) to Comedy Central's decision to hype Carlos Mencia after Chappelle abandoned his show for the cabler.

Chappelle also took on Michael Richards' headline-making Laugh Factory set from last year, as well as Masada's decision to impose a fine on any comic who uses the "N"-word onstage."I was his punching bag for a half hour," Masada said. Chappelle was assessed a $2200 penalty for using the offending word."

Three trannies went to a bball game...

Look who is BFF these days...Beyonce, Kimora and Tyra. What a cute tranny threesome they make...It's like a huge mess of hair, make-up and ashy skin...SHOW US SOME PITS!!!!

Jay-Z wants to f ing kill himself...you know he is thinking, "Please god how can I ever dump this bitch...she's gonna end up a fat whore just like Tyra...Please someone give them some hotdogs so I can watch this damn game."

There Is A God!

There are no words..............



"Source" - Perezhilton.com

FRIDAY BOOBIES

Ms. Holly Madison has decided she wants to help our PETA. Thanks Holly!

Freaky Friday the 13th!!!

Here's a little fright for you all on this scary Friday the 13th!


mmm, drugs are baaad, k???

Court Love

TomKat breaks down...

Following a dinner at Mastro's in Beverly Hills this week, Tom and Katie were unable to start Tom's fancy vintage car. Isn't that why he is a Scientologist? So that he can call on the aliens' magical powers to make sure he never has an embarrassing breakdown in front of the papparazzi???

PS - Is Katie's face so weird b/c she is trying to hold back laughter??? heh heh heh...

TomKat

That's Hawt!

Everyone has been giving Kate Moss shit for this photo today. We over here at Fab3 still think it's hawt! Bitch is fucked up and having a great time - who cares??? Rock it, girlfriend!!!

Kate & Pete

Fab 3 Book Club Book of the Month

You know this broad is a hot slut - we can't wait to hear about all her mens!

Buy it here

Why???

...did Rumor Willis do this to her hairs???


Rumor Willis

AND WE'RE BAAAAACK!!!!!!!

Sorry for the hiatus guys - things have been crazy busy. Let's go ahead and see what all we missed this week:

Don Imus is a chauvinist racist - thank god they fired his ass!

Larry Birkhead was FINALLY recognized as DannieLynn Hope's daddy!!!

I wonder how long it will take Howard K. Stern to "accidentally overdose" now...

Kate Moss & Pete Doherty confirmed that they are engaged...


Badass author Kurt Vonnegut passed away at 84 - boooo!

If you haven't read any of his work yet, YOU SHOULD!

This crocodile bit off someone's hand!!!! SICK!!!!!


Whew - that's a lot of shit I've missed out on while sitting in a cube doing arts & crafts with the boss's expenses! This bachelor's degree from UF is really paying off...

Entourage is back!!!

Last night, the Arclight Theater did a premiere for the start of Entourage. First of all, I wasnt'aware they did premieres for tv shows - but i like it! Secondly, I saw them filming this season in a condo next to my apartment - i tried to sit by my pool on the roof to hear any secrets about the upcoming season, but my super-spy ears weren't working so well after 4 margaritas!

Tune in this Sunday - Sopranos comes back as well!

Entourage

Reason #3,045,667,098 NOT to have children

Look at those flapjacks!!!!


More Uma

Everybody let's get LAID!!!

LOL, there is a new myspace type site where you can post pics of your friends that need to get laid. If someone else wants to hook up with them, they contact you to make the connection. i'm just gonna sign up to post pics of all of my friends...lol. you know you wanna be a matchmaker!!!!

Get Them Laid

Grindhouse is gonna be HAWT!

Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan posed for the cover of rolling stone to promote the new movie Grindhouse. This is a double feature from director's Robert Rodriguez (who cheated on his wife with Rose during the making) and Quentin Terrantino (my fave). Check it out!

Grindhouse

FRIDAY BOOBIES....EASTER STYLE!

So who better to represent Easter boobies than the Playboy Bunnies. For more Playboy action visit the website.

FRIGHTENING!!!!

Yes, that is Ms. Courtney Love on vacation in Hawaii, and yes that should be illegal.

More here

LC's sex tape - ugghhhh!

Why, why, why did you have to do it, LC??? Supposedly LC made a sex tape with ex bf Jason Wahler, who is about to go to jail for DUI. She recently tried to break into his apt to steal it back, but now he is trying to sell it. Stupid stupid girl, don't you know those tapes can be copied??? I can only hope this isn't true...

LC's Sex Tape News

Congrats, Halle!

Dude, who knew Halle didn't have a star yet? Even Jim Hill already has one!!!

Rose McGowan is a TRAMP.

Seriously Robert Rodriguez is a genius but a tramp!

April 3, 2007 -- PRODUCTION of "Grindhouse," the much-hyped Quentin Tarantino-Robert Rodriguez movie opening Friday, ground to a halt last year when Rodriguez fell for his leading lady, Rose McGowan, and his wife found out. "It was the worst-kept secret on the set. They were going off to his trailer, having meals together," our source said. "Rose thought some of the crew were treating her differently, and the attitude was, like, well what do you expect when you're [bleeping] the director?" Rodriguez and Avellan insist that their separation is amicable and that they plan to raise their four boys, Rebel, Rocket, Rogue and Racer, and daughter, Rhiannon, together and continue their partnership in Troublemaker Studios.

THAT SUCKS...you have 5 kids and then your husband breaks up with you? Rose McGowan is a total coke head too. You know she will snort up all his monies in no time.

Small Pecker Alert

Sean Stewart in Malibu over the weekend. He should have kept his underwear on and left us all guessing!!!

Britney looks decent...again..

Britney has been looking a tad better recently. BUT I am not going to hold my breath...everytime I say something nice she ends up looking like shiz again. The asian man in front of her still thinks she looks like ass.

Justin Timberlake got jizzed on..

SO this pic was taken after Vince Vaughn and Jusin Timberlake got "slimed" at the Nickoleadon awards. I just wanted to post because really the joke is already there...basically we should do a contest on what the best "caption" should be...any ideas?