Update on LLo

Poor girl....This is what she looks like after stumbling out of Teddy's at 4:30 am...just a day after crashing her car...which the cops found coke in btw....DUUUDDDEE she is making Britney look like celebrity of the freakin year.

Thanks Pink.

We know....we missed BOOBIES FRIDAY!

Sorry kids. Bday weekend and all...it was a lil crazy. I now need a vacation from my life...you know what I mean Corinne.

Anyways...As I am sure everyone heard Lindsay Lohan had quite the weekend as well...Crashed her Mercerdes, ditched the car, cops find her (naturally), she gets DUI (who knows what else), she parties til 4am the next day, her Dad Michael tells anyone who will listen that Lindsay and Dina need to enter rehab, Lindsay enters rehab, Promises to be exact....We hope she is still there! What a doozy. She makes me look like a prude catholic girl from Oregon...hmmmm....

pity party for one..

Yes I am still obsessed with Brad/Angie. And yes they are still hot. Angie decided to ditch the angel of death look and wear yellow...god must be smiling. And Brad...well he is really starting to look like Robert Redford...more and more every picture. But hey that's hot.

SCARY!

Is it just me or has George Michael turned into Mr. Mole???

Gay Flamingos...hmmm....

This story is just too good for me to summerize...just check the quote,

LONDON (AFP) - A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday..."Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves," said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn...They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."
Gay flamingos are not uncommon, she added...If there aren't enough females or they don't hit it off with them, they will pair off with other males," she said.


I dont even have the words...besides OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolololzzzzzzzzz

Posh finally smiles!!!

OMG - I can't even believe that Perez got ahold of a picture of Posh smiling. And man is she smiling!!! I totally thought she had fucked up teeth she was trying to hide under there - but they're actually nice....who knew???

Perez on Posh smiling

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa...

Mischa Barton lit up on the private yacht of Roberto Cavalli and wife while at the Cannes Festival. Some are claiming this is just a rolled up cig - YEAH RIGHT!!!! Who cares is the bitch smokes some weed - gives me more respect for a ho!

Mischa's "cig" here

UPDATE...on Megan Fox...

SO we compl forgot that our fag blogged this on Megan Fox awhile back...Not only is she hot...she is 20! GDAMN life is so unfair.

Megan Fox is one hot bitch...

Ok so forgive me...but I still don't understand why Lindsay Lohan was #1 Maxim hot girl/lady/thing????? I mean take a look at this Megan Fox...bitch is fucking hot! Dude I got jealous of her just by looking at her picture! I just dont get why firecrotch got #1 when we have girls like this running around...

Boobies Friday...NIP SLIP OUT OF CONTROL!

Oh that Mischa Barton...she just can't keep her lil nips covered. We have already featured Mushy (as she is known among the celebrity bloggers) and her many nip slips...BUT THIS TIME....we got actual boobage....She must have been wasted???

I heart Amy Winehouse.

I love her music. It makes me either wanna punch my boss or just plain not give a fuck. But sister needs to stop whatever it is that she is doing. Thanks to Mollywood we have a before and after pic of Ms. Winehouse. Poor thing now looks like a starving crack baby from Africa. SAVE AMY WINEHOUSE!!! We need her soul music for the kids of the future!

HOT DAMN she is #1

Yes the earth is dying and the sky is falling. Lindsay Lohan was voted #1 hottest girl/lady/thing in Maxim Magazine. Who the f*** votes for this shit AND what did LLo's manager have to do to get her there! The bitch is all cracked out! Who thinks she is hot?? I mean yes she is very pretty..but HOT???? I would rather look at the "Girls Next Door" than LLo's old lady coochie. AND...bitch looks high or sumthing in all the pics...anyone know her dealer?

JOB OF THE WEEK!

Thanks to Portfolio.com...we have the "Job of the Week"...this week's job... diving for white gold..aka golf balls! See excerpts below...or read the entire article...

Job title: Golf ball diver

Companies that hire them: Golf courses, golf resale companies.

How to find out about openings: Call golf courses in your area to see if they use divers.

How much you might earn: $30,000 to $100,000 a year, depending on how much time you’re in the water. Divers are typically paid eight or nine cents per ball and bring in between 2,500 and 5,000 balls a day.

Useful skills: Diving experience and scuba certification.

When most people think of professional divers, their minds travel to the seven seas and fill with images of Jacques Cousteau. But such exotic scenes have nothing to do with the kind of diving Dale Lahodik does. For the past 35 years, he has plumbed the murky, polluted water traps of the Professional Golf Association’s premier golf courses, collecting thousands of the 2.5 billion balls golfers lose each year.

Speaking of toes...

Dude! Oprah's toe is waaaaay grosser than Molly Shannon's camel toe!!! What is that thing over there on her foot - a corn??? Well, least that got rid of my appetite - maybe I'll drop a few pounds by not being able to eat lunch...Thanks, Jared - no really, thank you!

TMZ

Molly Shannon shows the toe...

OMG - I just watched last week's Saturday Night Live last night - and Molly Shannon is CRAZY!!! Bitch was flaunting a camel toe for her Sally O'Malley character and had many closeups of it during the skit. I love her craziness!!!

You have GOT to watch the skit here

Thanks to the Broms for this shot. In case you didn't know - he is the best toe & mullet hunter in town - a few of you have even witnessed his skillz!

Holy....

Click here to see what this is!!!

Doesn't she look like a little Reen???

Certainly explains A LOT!!! (just kidding friend!)

Can you overdose on pot brownies???

In Michigan, a cop confiscated someone's pot and decided to keep it for himself. He and his wife cooked the pot into brownies and ate them - but they ate too many. The cop had to place a 911 call b/c he thought they were overdosing on weed - is that even possible??? Listen to the 911 call here

Thanks, Corinne - this is the funniest story yet this week!!!

Remember when...???

...Justin Timberlake's group Nsync was so cool that they did Chili's commercials??? Watch one here!!! I want my babyback, babyback, babyback ribs - BBQ SAUCE! LOLZ...

Duh!!!

Sly Stallone recently admitted guilt to "importing a restricted muscle-building hormone into Australia." Is anyone even remotely surprised about this? The man is 60 and just look at his arms!!! I give this one a "No shit, Sherlock!"

More on Stallone's apology here

Oh, Katie - PUHLEASE!

So little Miss Katie Holmes has been busy trying to buy some new friends on the set of her movie, Mad Money. People on the set said she "bought cupcakes for around 200 members of cast" and "The next week she arranged for more than 80 pizzas to be flown in from Chicago and baked locally before being delivered to the set." The first purchase was ice cream cones for the set on a hot day. Isn't that sweet??? Too bad we'll always think she is crazy as long as she keeps lying about the father of Suri and stays married to Fairy Cruise...

More on Katie's sweets here

Fuggin Nasty!

Usually I totally agree with all the bloggers...BUT on the Cameron Diaz tip I tend to disagree. I think she is really pretty. THAT BEING SAID...what the f is the girl thinking dating Criss Angel. You know who I am talking about the fucking weirdo magician that I wrote about here. Apparently they were seen cuddling at some Las Vegas hotspots according to People Mag. Dude that is so nasty...something about him gives me the total creeps...maybe it's the highlighted girl hair??? Who knows who cares but serious step down from JT. And if you don't believe me about his gross-ness check out the pic of him trying to get herpes from Paris.....EW

Nick Lachey is sooooooooo 1990's...

Dude Michael from Dlisted is one smart mofo....He noticed that in every picture Nick Lachey still looks like he's in that damn boy band. It's so true! You could take Vanessa out of the pic and you would not be able to tell if that's Lachey via 1998 or Lachey via 2007? Please tell me those aren't Oaklies??? Dude the armband tattoo was not a good idea...you are forever a spring breaker on MTV's the GRIND!!! Hell ya Eric Nies shout out!

FRIDAY BOOBIES....OREGON STYLE!

If you haven't heard...The girl from Oregon State won Playmate of the Year! She rose to fame with the lovely painted on Oregon State jersey above...Bitch is hot...GO OREGON...the DUCKS that is!

What the F is wrong with this picture?

OK...where has our common decency gone? This is all sorts of wrong. Someone please comment!

Panty Creamer of the Day.

Ladies...(well and some gents)....Becks managed to do it again....Change his hair and look fucking HAWT! Happy Friday to everyone...How does the man do it? I swear he could have pink hair and I would still pass out and die on sight of him.

Must have desk accessory!

Have you ever wished you could just die sometimes while sitting at work??? Well, at least now you can make it appear as if you had. The bloody area around the heads above? that is a new blood puddle pillow created by some unknown GENIUS!!! I totally want one!

See more pics here

Another must have tee

Here is another HAWT rocker tee that is a must have on my list to wear to all of the great upcoming summer concerts. Which one do you plan to do at the show??? Me? All of the above, baby!

Broms will be rockin' this shirt with pride in Boston!!!

Flaming Lips Tee

Lindsay Lohan is NYC...

LLo's coke video is making the rounds....in the video she brags about going to NYC to fuck Jude Law...either she is delusional or Jude Law loves firecrotch...well and coke but who the fuck cares either way. Low and behold look who turned up in NYC. Basically anyone willing to F*** this...I'm not so sure about...ew what is the connect the dot with freckles? And was it really necessary to have a RED belly button ring?

thanks dlisted.

WTF...Hottie is a hot mess.

We don't watch Charm School..but we heard it's interesting at best. But one girl in particular is soooooo looney. Hottie...she is all kinds of crazy and she even has the eyes wide open look. So just check the quote below and you will see the girl has lost her damn mind.

"I played a gang leader on 'America's Most Wanted.' Thanks to our episode they were finally able to apprehend the criminals and finally bring justice. As an actress you must be versatile. Just like the greats like Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner. You have to be versatile to play the role."

PS...I can totally see Reese posing in a potted plant with her dog....LOLZZZZZzzz...ya fucking right.

Thanks Dlisted.

HOTNESS ALL AROUND!

This was prob the only thing that could cheer me up today...Can I touch too Becks?

Thanks Pink! Loves it!

Costume Gala does not look good on her...

Poor Jessica Simpson no matter what she does she still looks like a hooker from Texas. I can't believe she looked at herself in the mirror and was like, "I'm a classy broad." Poor girl..she's turning into a tranny.

Marc Jacobs...wha??????

Everyone and their gay went to the Costume Gala last night...and it was basically boring. BBUUUUTTTT Marc Jacobs showed up on the arm of our favorite clepto Winona Ryder...and he looks hot...that ex boyfriend/escort really raised his stock!

If she smokes, she pokes...

If she smokes, she pokes is a hilarious article that the Broms sent me this morning. It is a boy's take on knowing if certain girls are likely to put out or not - here is an excerpt:


"SHE'S FAT AND "DRESSED TO KILL"
You gotta love these girls because of the "truth in advertising." It's not unlike a crackhead holding up a cardboard sign that says, "Fuck it! I need to score some rock."

Don't get me wrong. I do not want you to pity these girls. Seriously, they're getting laid more than you will ever know."

You know you want to read it!!!

Andy Samberg in Hot Rod

OMG I'm so excited for this movie to come out! The movie, Hot Rod, stars Andy Samberg as a daredevil. I think it looks pretty damn funny - take a look at the trailer here and decide for yourself...

Too bad we have to wait until August 2 for it to be released...

T-Shirt Tuesdays

This is my fave funny shirt of the week. Rumors are that Paris will not end up serving much of her time due to overcrowding in the jails, but I hope she at least has to spend enough time to eat some of the nasty food and use the toilet in her cell...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for the tip, Jared.

Case of the Mondays...

Yep - this pretty much depicts my feelings about returning to work today...

Thanks for the pic, Jared!

FRIDAY BOOBIES...CINCO STYLE..

Oh those Latinos...We have a ton of pics for everyone to enjoy....so Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone...let's all get wasted.

Ryan Gosling is starting to scare me.

I love the man..who doesn't. But these pics of him on the beach make me question all that is good and holy in the world. Would it kill him to not layer on the SPF 50? Is that color or lack therof really possible...White people...leave me a comment...I need to know!

Who wants to F*** a rocktar???

These pics will make you change your damn mind. This is seriously what nightmares are made of. Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler needs to rethink the whole bikini for men look...maybe he could have pulled this off 20 years ago..BUT I fuckin doubt it!