The Flip, the Fag and the Redneck

Wisdom via the 'Neck

2009-01-16T11:30:00.001-08:00

Our lovely 'Neck had Chinese last night in Boston and received this fortune. I'm now using this as my motto for life, I suggest you do the same! On that note, I'm going to put on my bikini and ruin lives at my pool. Peace kids.

BOOBIES FRIDAY! THE RETURN OF COKATE!

2009-01-16T11:16:00.000-08:00

Hello people! It's been a hot minute since we were last together, so I decided that due to my lack of employment I would post a Boobies Friday in honor of our queen bee KATE MOSS! It's also the bitch's birthday..big 35. We kicked off our blog with pics of our lady so it's only appropriate we post her pics from INTERVIEW! Love you Kate, never change.

Lookin' for a date this New Year's?

2007-12-15T05:58:00.000-08:00

Think how sad and lame it would be if you were the only one left without another pair of lips to smooch when the big ball drops at midnight. Now picture how friggin awesome everyone will think you are when you show up with the hottie above!!! And she's cheap too! Only $30 bucks and some hot air - you don't even have to buy the bitch drinks all night.

You know you are going to Spencer's right now to order...heh heh heh - we know you too well...

Nerdy is the new hot

2007-12-13T14:45:00.000-08:00

Being engaged to a redheaded MIT student, I always thought I was the only one who got the whole nerdy is hot thing...heh heh heh. However, it seems to be the new trend. I mean, just look at Seth and Jim - how can you not love those boys?

And yes, they will always be Seth and Jim to me - ALWAYS!

53 Places to go in 2008

2007-12-12T15:08:00.000-08:00

Another year, more resolutions.... If you are like me, you want to travel more. See more of the world than the Los Angeles you see when you hike to the top of Runyon Canyon. The NYT published a list of 53(odd) places you should travel to in 2008. List includes places like MAURITIUS, ever heard of this one?? How bout HVAR? Never? Not only does this list give you a dose of what you are missing out on it's highly educational.
Read the article

Too cold for cute crochet boots!!!

2007-12-12T05:23:00.000-08:00

So when I was moving to Boston, I thought, Oh fun, cute sweaters and boots! Only, now that it's freezing, icy and slushy - I realize cute boots? Not so much. The boots above are super cute - only they would get soaked and dirty walking around here. Therefore, I am forced to wear huge bulky ugly north face kicks - oh how I miss LA - the land where ONLY cute shoes matter...

So all of you in LA - wear them in honor of my brief absence! Get them at Ugg - Classic Cardy.

Tim Tebow - first sophomore Heisman winner EVER!!!!

2007-12-08T19:19:00.000-08:00

Say hello to your new Heisman winner, Tim Tebow. I personally think the decision was pretty easy - I mean, he plays for the gators and is compared to Chuck Norris daily - C'mon! Way to go, Tebow.

Don't be trashy this holiday season...

2007-11-28T15:38:00.000-08:00

According to the US Environmental Protection Agency, "the volume of household waste in the United States generally increases 25 percent between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day – about 1 million extra tons."

What can we do about this? How about you don't buy a bunch of pointless holiday cards that are going to be the exact same ones everybody else buys? Go Digital!!! Email away my friends - unless you are crafty enough to come up with something original that isn't just going to be tossed in the trash...

Happy Holidays, ya'll!

EPA

RIP Mr. Gatorade

2007-11-28T15:35:00.000-08:00

J. Robert Cade, inventor of Gatorade, died at the age of 80 due to kidney failure. I'm just glad he was around long enough to formulate a drink to make the Gators the best football team ever! That's right you assholes - we are still officially the National Champs for a few more weeks...heh heh...

RIP Mr. Cade!

Read more about him here

Boobies Friday - Repeat Offender

2007-11-09T09:11:00.000-08:00

Uma Thurman..where has she been lately? She's been MIA..kinda like us. We are back bitches! Keep reading!

From the 'Neck: Um, when did Uma's boobages get so huge??? I had no idea...and hope to god it's not plastic!

Just look at the arms....

2007-11-02T16:06:00.001-07:00

Star must have not killed enough virgins this year...her arm skin is looking a lil saggy. She def. needs to drink more virgin blood...

And that people is CLASS!

2007-11-02T16:02:00.000-07:00

My favorite British trashers, Katie and Peter, now have their own talk show! "Katie and Peter UNLEASHED" Wow can I just say Wow! The decor, the fur, the kitty cat hair on Jordan's head...These two just show us that they do things better in the UK. Hate to talk shit but gdamn this is the best that they could come up with?

I Dared to Nair!!!

2007-10-31T14:43:00.001-07:00

I must admit, as soon as the cold weather hit Boston - shaving didn't seem nearly as important as when I was lounging in sunny LA. Well, a week later it just started to get gross. I have always wondered if Nairing for short shorts really worked, so stopped by CVS today to try it out on my wooly mammoths. Guess what - it works!!! But, it smells like shit!

I'll prob just stick to shaving, but it was fun for the experiment (I have literally been wondering about it since I was 12...)

And this is what I call a TRAINWRECK!

2007-10-05T10:18:00.000-07:00

I know what you all are thinking..How dare I make fun of Posh and Robert(o) Cavalli...Well I tell you how I dare. Look at this picture, just look at the faces. What happened there? They can afford the best that money can buy but their plastic surgeons make them look like the cat lady. Really Roberto? The cheekbones?
And Posh just looks hot mess time..I miss the robot look.

Forget Brooke Hogan, Coco is my GIRL!

2007-10-05T10:13:00.000-07:00

Ah yes...let's start out Friday with some hot and sexy fashion! And yes, people Coco has her some fashion. I have decided not to frequent my normal fashion house, Forever 21, but instead am laying down my life to Coco's fashion guidance. Who is her designer, I MUST KNOW! Who am I kidding...It's Bobby Trendy! DUH!

Britney's nails are confusing to me?

2007-10-04T16:20:00.000-07:00

Besides all the dramaz about the kids, k-fed (and no that shouldn't be capitalized), and her "drug use"...There is something that I don't understand. Why can't she afford some decent nails? I wore those nails with my "Flavor of Love" costume last year and they only cost $2.75. She can buy drugs, Malibu mansions, and many many Starbucks Frappacino's but not nails? WTF? Doesn't she feel like white trash with broken nails...wait I just explained it to myself.

Brooke Hogan knows her Haute Couture!

2007-10-03T10:05:00.000-07:00

What an exquisite creature. You can just tell that she looked at the spreads in Vogue and this was her "interpretation" of how people with style dress. For all shit Hulk talks about protecting her, he sure lets her out of the house looking worse than the bitches from "Rock of Love"...Not that those ladies aren't class all the way CUZ THEY ARE. Heather was ROBBED!

OMG I love Sharon Osbourne!

2007-10-03T08:09:00.000-07:00

According to Perez Hilton, Sharon Osbourne gave the following statement about Courtney Love recently, “I’m glad [Courtney Love] doesn’t like me. I only pity her. She’s a virus. I don’t want her anywhere near people I love. The cold hard fact is she’s a has-been.” BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tell 'em, sistah!!!

Michael Vick makes it up to PETA...

2007-10-03T06:38:00.000-07:00

A few weeks ago, Michael Vick attended an 8 hour seminar at PETA's headquarters on animal abuse and apologized for beating dogs. PETA said, “He was asking questions, following up on points we were making, taking notes. He seemed to be putting an honest effort into trying to get something out of the course.”

Um, what part of DON'T BEAT DOGS do you need to take notes on??? I'd LOVE to see what he wrote down. It's probably doodles of bloody dead dogs...SICK!

Thanks, DListed

Wow! There is DEF a baby in there!!

2007-10-03T06:32:00.001-07:00

So I know I'm a bit behind times having moved to Boston from LA and all, but geez, Nicole's belly is out there! When I left, we had just found out she was preggers. Then I saw this pic at the grocery last night and couldn't believe her belly is so big. Also happy to hear that Joel is going to marry her. Maybe this is what she needed in her life to finally pull it all together. Let's just hope she doesn't pull a Brit on us...
People

What the hell...

2007-10-02T11:19:00.000-07:00

...are those things on Pam Anderson's chest??? That is quite possibly the WORST tit job I have ever seen! Don't these people make enough money to find the best plastic surgeon out there? Hell, even dr. 90210 does a better job than that - just go to him!

Dlisted

It's about time!!!

2007-10-02T10:15:00.000-07:00

A judge FINALLY took Brit's kids away, temporarily at least! It's really just such a sad situation, but hopefully this will be what it takes to make her get some real help. Good luck workin' it out, Brit!

FoxNews

WTF IS THIS?

2007-09-28T11:04:00.000-07:00

This outfit. I can't. Who? Why?

See thru shirt? Red carpet?

WTF is Ashford Simpson?

Thanks Dlisted. love you kitten!

BOOBIES FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-09-28T10:58:00.000-07:00

Thank you Natalie Portman for showing us your ass...apparently for her upcoming movie. I also was able to find a little nip slip! Enjoy ...Happy Weekend!

Who knew...

2007-09-27T11:42:00.001-07:00

...that the CW could actually put a hilarious network tv show on the air??? I just watched the season premier of the show "Reaper" and LOVED it! It is really funny and the cast is pretty too. The premise is that this kid's parents sold his soul to the devil to save his dad's life - doesn't sound too hilarious but trust me, it is. Tuesdays on the CW - do it!

Newest Brady in the bunch...

2007-09-26T12:40:00.001-07:00

OK, seriously - why is the kid in the picture with mommy? You know everyone just wants to see Tom's hot ass with that cute little baby. Go Pats!!!

OK

BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Who cut the cheese?

2007-09-26T12:29:00.001-07:00

Fairy Cruise is currently filming a Nazi movie in Berlin. Fairy decided it would be nice to take a moment of silence in honor of the anti-Nazi's they were playing. Only someone else decided to fart instead! Right in the middle of the moment of silence...HAHAHAHAHA. (Yes, I am still 8) Anyways - poor Tommy is upset with the bad man that did that...boo hoo...

Thanks, Dlisted!

Again, Miss Moss???

2007-09-26T12:14:00.000-07:00

Why is Kate Moss hell bent on dating all of these dirt rockers? I mean, I know that heroin chic is in, but seriously? Get over it, sistah!

More on her new beau here

Oh, oh OJ...

2007-09-18T13:38:00.001-07:00

I'm gonna bet OJ pleads not guilty to the pending charges of armed burglary following his recent arrest after forcibly trying to get back some memorabilia of his...just a hunch...

America's FIRST Top Model???

2007-09-17T20:55:00.000-07:00

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't WAIT for more Tyra!!! I just love America's Next Top Model - even though the show hasn't provided a top model yet! Of course Meg is doing her pool to see who can guess the winner pre-makeovers - do you know who the winner will be?

PS - Meg was right, there was some VERY generous airbrushing done in this promo...

Hello Kitty for President!

2007-09-17T20:46:00.001-07:00

Sooo...last night I attended an event at MIT put on by the Japan Club. They were making sushi and drinking sake (my fave pasttimes) and someone brought along what I like to call Kitty Cakes. Some genius found hello kitty chocolate pies and I immediately thought of our FOB Pammy. FYI - they are yummy!!!

59 - 20: Suck it Fat Fulmer!!!

2007-09-16T17:04:00.000-07:00

OF COURSE the gators kicked volunteer ass this weekend! I mean, come on, just look at our QB, kids. He is God. Congrats Gaterrrs! We're comin' for ya SC...

BOOBIES FRIDAY....THE RETURN!

2007-09-14T11:51:00.000-07:00

Since we missed last week I decided to go a little crazy.....We have nip slips out of control! AND we have Vanessa Manillo naked as hell...she needs a lil kitty trim..just sayin. We also have to show love for see thru t-shirts...it's like the prude girls excuse to have the paparazzi snap her boobs....ENJOY SLUTS!

And that's why I love Big Papi!!!

2007-09-13T06:41:00.000-07:00

You can always count on Papi to come through in the clutch! He hit a walk-off home run last night to give the Sox a win - FINALLY!!! As they say, love me, ortiz me.

Big Papi's Big Hit

Ashanti has bad hairs...

2007-09-12T12:19:00.000-07:00

We all know Brit sucked it up at the VMA's...but some people best keep her name out their mouths. Case in point...ASHANTI. Listen what she did when interviewed about Brit.

"When a reported from USA Today asked Ashanti what she thought of Britney's now infamous piss-poor VMA performance, she “laughed, rolled her eyes and walked away” before her rep stepped in and said she had no comment."

This is some other bloggers response to her reaction....

commentary provided by J from A HOT MESS:

Look, Shan, you ain’t exactly Aretha Franklin so I’d be careful about throwing this shade around. I mean, I know it’s “in” to diss Britney these days but damn. The last time I remember seeing Ashanti on stage she was doing that same tired hip-rock and trying to hit those faux-high notes. This is like if a paraplegic said Chris Brown’s dance moves were wack.

At least Britney has a few performances to be proud of...Ashanti ain't got shit...IT'S MURDA!

NOT MINNIE!

2007-09-12T09:56:00.001-07:00

Sad news of the day...Minnie, Sharon Osbourne's dog is gravely ill. God don't let it be true!

"Just hours before Kelly's performance Sharon found out her main pooch, Minnie, had pneumonia.

A source said, "Sharon felt that after being told Minnie is on her last legs, she should return the favour and stay by Minnie's side."

Oh no! Not Minnie she was always my fav....sad! Who's poop is Ozzie gonna step in now?

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

2007-09-12T09:51:00.000-07:00

I'm BAAAACCCCCCKKKK. Miss me bitches?

Sorry about the break...ya know the life is busy.

So basically the big news in my life is that I LOVE LOVE Britney again. The fat, the bad dancing..she is basically me...LOVE YOU BRIT BRIT...keep the mess comin!

Respec!!!

2007-09-10T20:12:00.001-07:00

In remembrance...

Awww...

2007-09-10T19:34:00.001-07:00

makes me miss LA already! Riiiiiiiiiight...

superficial

Oh no she didn't get a midget!!!

2007-09-10T13:31:00.000-07:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T WAIT for the next season of I Love New York. I don't know why but i love that stupid crazy shit show. OF COURSE, she has a fuckin' midge on the next season (standing to her left in the pic) - and yes, he goes by midget. Show airs on Oct. 8 - do it...

More info here

She calls THIS a comeback???

2007-09-10T13:20:00.000-07:00

Sooo - as a lot of you already know, I have relocated to the butt ass cold city of Boston. Not surprisingly, I have found that I no longer hear obnoxious stories about LLo, Paris and the likes daily. Needless to say, I was blown away last night when even Brit's hot mess showed up on the New England news! What the fuck and who the fuck let her do that??? HOT MESS!!!

Many more pics here

Does the man get any hotter???

2007-09-10T13:12:00.001-07:00

OK, OK, the summer vacation is over and what better for my first blog back than this HAWT picture of Becks!!! Too bad Posh is in the pic - he puts her ass to shame!

Dlisted

BOOBIES FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-17T12:02:00.001-07:00

I'm sure everyone has at least heard about the Dita/Marilyn Manson / Evan Rachel Wood scandal right? Well if you haven't...this pretty girl in the pictures is havin the nasty time with Marilyn Manson. Wtf right? How does that sick freak get girls? How can you fuck someone when they have blood everywhere and white contacts. No thank you! Anyways this girl is cute and got nice boobs..enjoy!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-17T11:59:00.000-07:00

Omg sad times. D'Angelo is FAT! WTF...seriously! Im gonna blame this one on Angie Stone...before she got a hold of him he was hot! Remember the video! THE VIDEO!!!! god i'm drooling right now..and then I look at this pic and wanna barf..sick!

2 Nips and a Peen!

2007-08-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

Happy Boobies Friday Everyone!

The Peen I just couldn't help posting...Who knew that Kurt Russell was so um...interesting? I don't know about that peen looks kinda nast....Whatevs...Have a good weekend!

THANKS PINK!

Puff Daddy puffs dick.

2007-08-10T11:10:00.001-07:00

JK...

Well our "Fag" is convinced that he is a fruit...are you?

Boobies Friday..Return of the Supermodel!

2007-08-03T11:22:00.000-07:00

Thank you Cindy Crawford for feeling the need to sunbathe topless in St. Tropez! Too bad this topless sunbathing hasn't really caught on in America..I for one am a huge supporter!

Harold Reynolds - Olllllld School!

2007-08-02T15:19:00.000-07:00

So you know our "Fag", right? Well, his uncle is Harold Reynolds, ex-baseball player and ESPN reporter. What did my dad hand me two seconds ago but a Harold Reynolds baseball card from 1988 - what else could I do but blog it? God I love the 80's!!! (Check out that 'stache!)

I WAS RIGHT!

2007-07-31T15:11:00.000-07:00

You know it's scary how many times I am right about shiz. I said that Britney was probably one of those mom's that put soda in the babies bottles....Well US Weekly just confirmed my little rumor. Also I just added the other pics that surfaced of Britney Spears posing with some dancers in New York. Bitch looks E'd out..not that I know what that looks like or anything but ya know I've heard. PS. Does anyone see the ashy butt or is that just me???

GLADYS KNIGHT!

2007-07-30T10:26:00.000-07:00

Who knew that reading every celebrity blog would pay off one day???? Well for me it totally did! A Socialite's Life had a little contest for Gladys Knight tickets at the Hollywood Bowl this last Friday. And your lil flip made the cut. It was a great night. Wayne Brady opened with his Rat Pack shtick....he was good...made all the white people laugh...I'm sorry after Dave Chapelle I can never look at Wayne Brady the same.

"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X" LOLOLOL

Gladys was the shit. Bitch kept referring to herself as "the Relic"...well damn Relics can still rock the house. The LA Philharmonic is fucking AWESOME. All you LA folks really need to see them play..it was amazing. All in all we had a great time capped off with fireworks. Thanks go to "A Socialite's Life" You guys are ok in the fab3 book.

HOT OLDER LADIES...SORTA NAKED?

2007-07-27T11:39:00.000-07:00

I love how older women are coming back...BUT it's not like these bitches are even that old.... I love these pics...I want to be them! Claudia Schiffer is fuckin hot as hell and she was always my favorite supermodel. AND Mary Louise Parker in Weeds...there aren't even words.

PENIS FRIDAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2007-07-27T11:29:00.000-07:00

Don't worry we aren't changing boobies friday I posted these just for fun..Thanks Shmar Moore for showing us some black boy peen before the weekend. Thank god black guys don't have pink ones....ew...pink.

What chu talking bouts Willis?

2007-07-27T11:26:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO LIL KIM????????? She has paid one too many visits to the plastic surgeon's office. I love her expression...

Huh!

2007-07-25T18:27:00.001-07:00

Even more surprising this month than Lindsay's 2nd DUI and Brit's breakdown (cuz really - those two things really aren't that surprising), is Jason Priestley on the cover of Us Weekly. I just can't believe that Brandon Walsh is still making covers of magazines - what is the last thing he has done entertainment-wise? Oh well, good for him and his baby, and baby mama (although i'm sure it cost them an arm and a leg to get Us Weekly to post the story)!!!

More pics here

Claudia Schiffer - still hot

2007-07-25T18:06:00.001-07:00

Ok, seriously - Claudia was at her most famous when i was like 16 - how the hell is she still this hot??? These pics are from the upcoming August edition of Vogue Paris. She still looks damn good! I'm glad to see that her comeback is a bit more successful than Brit's...

More Claudia pics here

um, why???

2007-07-25T17:54:00.000-07:00

oh good god, as if these mom jeans that JLo has on aren't bad enough, she just announced that she is going on tour with her hubby. Wasn't that duo they did on the grammy's a year or so ago when she was brushing her hair in front of a vanity bad enough? Why on earth would anyone endorse the two of them on tour together??? Don't worry about reserving your tickets in advance, i'm sure it WON'T sell out...

Thanks again, Dlisted

EWWWWW...BARF!

2007-07-25T13:08:00.001-07:00

SICK SICK SICK SICK. What are Katie and Tom doing? Please tell me that they don't do this often. I'm so grossed out. This isn't a good image you want to project to future scientologists...this just sicks everyone out! Plus you can totally tell that Fairy is looking at Katie's ass...he can't even touch the vagine he is a total butt hole man. AND STOP sweating...argh

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO US!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-25T10:05:00.001-07:00

Can you believe it???? We are one years old today. Geez we have been thru a lot..the Britney up and downs..Lindsay's battles with rehab...BECKS COMING TO AMERICA! The latter is something we never thought would happen when we kicked the blog off with Becks in his speedos...awww memories! Thanks for reading bitches!!!!!!!!! I posted some quality comments that we received below...awwww I love our readers!

Anonymous said...
Why can you not leave her alone. She is adorable and I really enjoy her show.

Anonymous said...
everyone has problems in there lives and how would you like it if someone dug-up shit on you and posted it for all to see
she is trying to do her job and live her life why cant people just leave her alone
dont you have somethingelse to do with your time
GET A LIFE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
LAME!!! LAME BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

what in the fag?

2007-07-24T14:41:00.000-07:00

Perez Hilton is funny sometimes...but did he really have to pull a Britney and walk around in a pink wig and underwear? REALLY? And the cameltoe? I guess we know now that cameltoe is not reserved just for girls. I bet his peen is teeennnnnnyy.

SPOT THE FREAK or HOMO

2007-07-23T16:14:00.000-07:00

God this pic is just downright scary. Poor Becks. You know that hobbit Tom Cruise has been trying to do him in the butt for so long. This pic was taken at the "Welcome to America" party thrown by Tom Cruise and Will Smith (aka..Scientologists)...they are so desperate to get in Beck's ass that they just had to throw him some trashy party. RUN KATIE...FOR YOUR LIFE..what am I saying she prob loves licking Jada's ill na na.

That's right bitch.

2007-07-23T16:07:00.000-07:00

I like Zahara's style. She is for sure Queen Bee around this bitch. She has Pax doing all the work in his underwear while only letting him eat what she gives him. I used to do the same thing to my brothers. Gotta keep the help down or else they can't be controlled. Some where in the world my brothers are talking to their therapists about how hard their life has been doing my laundry and cleaning my room. Shit life sucks don't it boys! KIDDING!

This pic has been banned in 42 countries.

2007-07-23T12:52:00.000-07:00

Just kidding! But it should be....Something is seriously wrong. I know I am being a hater...all woman's bodies are different and Serena is an athlete. BLAH BLAH..
Still the sight of her rear end is ruining my appetite. There I am done.

OMG I LOVE LOVE THIS...

2007-07-20T12:06:00.000-07:00

A fellow blogger site..Crunk and Disorderly..posted a little column they found in Hood Magazine. Sounds great right? Well it gets better...The columnist is none other than Khia...you remember her song from college...MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK...ya I knew ya'll would remember it..So anyways just read one of her entries...It speaks for itself.

Khia help me I been with this girl faithfully for 7 months and she havent let me glance at the pussy. I havent felt no titties or nothing what am I doing wrong. Shes not a virgin she got two girls. I don't know how much longer I can wait. The hardest part is she always wearing short shit, and khia she got a big gurilla ass. Please help me!

-Mike (Houston, TX)

her response:

What's really Hood Mike? This sounds like some Jerry Springer shit, 7 months without even a glance at the pussy what is that about, you sure she's not a man? I know you said she has two kids but damn are they her's? You know there's a lot of punks out here getting ass shots and tittie jobs but for real you say you ain't feel no ass, titties or nothing. What is she saying about this because something in the milk ain't clean. What is she telling you when you try and get some, damn I'm lost for words. Well all I can say is if you really care about her talk to her and find out what's really going on and why she's holding back. Tell her your needs as a man and let her know how you feel cause shit she's going to have to drop them panties sooner or later and I hope she ain't hiding a dick under there. Shit maybe she's waiting for marriage this time you say she has two kids already, maybe she wants to do it right this time and if so you better start shopping for a ring or move...Next!!!!!

oh jesus Britney really?

2007-07-20T11:51:00.001-07:00

Here are pics of Brit onset of her new "comeback" video. Really? I mean the outfit? Really? What can the concept of the video possibly be? How to look fat and trashy while being the mother of two??? Ya sounds like a hot video.

FRIDAY BOOBIES

2007-07-20T11:48:00.001-07:00

DAMN EVE WTF????? This pic is really old but I STILL couldn't help but post it...it's like I guess all those rumors of Eve being a lesbian have a little truth to them....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...well good for her it looks like she is enjoying herself.

And on to the next classy babe....

2007-07-19T15:17:00.000-07:00

Victoria Silvsted. You have seen her before. Well who knew she was a gold digger (how else do you explain shortie over here) and horny? Seriously tho these pics kinda make me ill...the dude looks like he is sucking nourishment out of her ill na na....ew I just made myself sick.

CUUUUUUUUTTTEEE

2007-07-19T14:46:00.001-07:00

I thought I would spare us the usual cute of celebrity children and go for animals. AND WHAT A LIL CUTIE!! I love him can I have him?

Another of Tara.

2007-07-19T13:52:00.001-07:00

I don't know why I am picking on Tara/Brit today...must be a slow gossip day. But here is another beauty of Tara showing off her perfect stomach. Perfect if you mean you can count the wrinkles that her cheap ass dr. gave her...or whatever those things are on her stomach...any ideas?

Another timeless pic.

2007-07-19T13:48:00.000-07:00

Not only does Brit have bad hair...She apparently does not own any bathing suits. Here are pics of her impromptu swim at the beach. Only the classiest of ladies forgoes bathing suits and goes in bras and panties. PS. She kinda looks like me from behind.

In Brittney news...

2007-07-19T13:10:00.001-07:00

Bitch still has bunk ass extensions. Does she NOT see how bad these things look? Doesn't her head itch? Who does those things Sha Nay Nay from down the block? I didn't know they had ghetto hair dressers in Malibu?

Thanks Perez...PS. Did anyone see his hair color on Posh's TV show and then the other color on Kathy Griffen? How does this boy do his hair? Kool-aide?

EWWWWWWWWWWW

2007-07-19T13:08:00.001-07:00

WTF is wrong with Tara Reid's boob...I thought she got this shit fixed. It's like her boobs are trying to run for their lives.

Thanks DListed.

Petra ...wow

2007-07-13T12:21:00.000-07:00

Petra Nemcova. You have heard of her right? She was the model who clung to a palm tree during the Tsunami and lived....miraculously. Here she is celebrating her life and she is celebrating.

Victoria Secret Hottie...Alessandra

2007-07-13T12:12:00.001-07:00

ya'll know Alessandra. She is the go to Victoria Secret girl. Well the hot weather has insprired her to get a lil frisky...lucky dude!

FRIDAY BOOBIES!

2007-07-13T12:10:00.000-07:00

Have you guys heard the story about Gavin Rossdale's love child? Apparently his bff and he and had a one night stand that resulted in a child, Daisy Lowe. At first they all thought the daughter was anothers but as Daisy grew older she started to look more like Gavin than the other dude. As soon as they figured out who her real daddy is Gavin dropped out of the pic. Apparently the child caused some friction in the Rossdale/Stafani marriage. Too bad she doesn't have a father figure cuz here she is working thru her daddy issues......

Time to be inspired!

2007-07-12T13:14:00.001-07:00

Ok kiddies...slow gossip day so I am posting some things to get yall inspired. Check this out..Conde Nast Traveler has a Dream Trip Contest. Readers are asked to send in their favorite travel pics and also describe their very own dream vacation. The pic above was taken in Ngorongoro Crater, Tanzania. Fucking insane.

The 20 Finalists,

Chosen by the Editors of Condé Nast Traveler

Of the more than 29,000 entries we received for the Dream Trip Contest, the 20 finalists below most effectively conveyed, in photos and text, why the travel experiences they captured transport them (and now us) again and again. Click the thumbnails to read the winning travel moments, would-be dream trips, and three tips each finalist provided to demonstrate his or her travel savvy. The grand-prize winner will be announced in late August.

Ahh...summer...where and what to do!

2007-07-12T13:08:00.000-07:00

Thanks to the online version of Conde Nast Traveler....We have some lovely destinations for the summer. Our own Southern CA made the list..a couple of times actually. Check out the article...you will be surprised not only beaches made the cut. There is a little something for everyone! Mountains, lakes, rivers and cities! The pic above is of Oceanside, CA.

CUTE ALERT!

2007-07-11T13:29:00.000-07:00

Damn that Gwen Stafani! How does she always look so damn perfect! She's at the damn beach and still looks imaculate. I am always a hot mess! Whatevs...enjoy the pics of lil Kingston...love him!

Oh Britney...

2007-07-09T17:19:00.000-07:00

She has become my role model again..but this time it's because of her utter lack of regard for commom morals. Don't you love how baby is already reaching for the cigs. smart boy.

Cigs - Check
Redbull - Check
Baby in diaper - Check
WT for Life - FUCKIN DOUBLE CHECK

FRIDAY BOOBIES

2007-07-06T10:40:00.000-07:00

Thanks to summer vacations...we have boobies from boats! Enjoy! Thanks Rebecca Gayheart!

PEOPLE get hair plugs already!

2007-07-05T17:17:00.000-07:00

WTF is wrong with people...why are these balding men not getting butt ..i mean hair plugs? Why even bother with a wig that everyone will see. PS. Does Billy Bob look high as hell or what? Seriously looking at this pic is freaking me out!

Oh shit Rachel Ray ain't feeling the love.

2007-07-05T10:36:00.000-07:00

Word is (from Perez Hilton) that all the scandal of Rachel Ray's 2 year marriage is finally pissing her off. We have blogged on her past scandals which include some lezbo claiming that Rachel's husband used to pay to get pissed on. You can more on that tip here. Apparently Rachel Ray is about 2 seconds away from divorce. Sad for her but at least I can watch her show (food network) and not have to listen about her husbands taste in food.

Criss Angel is a freak...I TOLD YOU SO!

2007-07-03T08:46:00.000-07:00

I have this intense hatred for Criss Angel. I just can't stand him...he is a total douch bag. Well my suspicions were warranted cuz motherfucker has a wife in LONG ISLAND that he kept secret so that his fan base would grow....what a loser. After this whole Cameron Diaz love triangle thing homegirl is pissed and pressing charges...good for her! Just the pic of the wife kills me...love her hooker Long Island steez.

"Celebrity lawyer Dominic Barbara - who represents Angel's wife, Joanne Sarantakos - says he will now subpoena Diaz and have her testify about their romance, in state Supreme Court in Mineola, to support the spurned spouse's divorce suit on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment.

Angel - who changed his name from Sarantakos and moved to Las Vegas after he hit the big time with his TV show "Mindfreak" - kept his wife of five years "as a secret" to increase his sex appeal to female fans, Barbara said."

DOUCH DOUCH DOUCH...why would Cameron Diaz even be associated with all that shiz...he a douch to the worst degree. PS....UPDATE...Cameron's people are firing back saying she only went on 4 dates with him and that is no current relationship...TAKE THAT ANGEL.

Pussycat doll pussy..i mean boobies...

2007-06-29T12:06:00.000-07:00

This girl is a pussycat doll but not the Nicole Schw..whatever you sp...

I surprized the other girls haven't revolted...but maybe that would raise suspicion...cuz you know they are trannies right..not real girls....

Boobies Friday...WT STYLE!

2007-06-29T11:58:00.000-07:00

Thanks Brit..once again you take off your clothes where people can see...this is planned right? Like she like really can't be like fuckin this stupid (said in that fake valley girl accent that brit does when she tries to be funny)

Girl for Jordan/Katie Price.

2007-06-29T11:53:00.000-07:00

Did anyone watch the episode of Katie and Peter last night? It was particularly funny honeymoon episode. I love that Katie got her white ass so burned her face swole the fuck up...oh white people so silly!

Congrats are in order for Katie/Peter bc last night Jordan popped her lil baby girl! The first girl for the family..good for them. Pretty pretty please don't name her Crystal....it's not exactly time-less. Thanks kids love you!

PS. These are not recent Jordan boobies pics but since it's Boobies Friday they are appropriate.

Say what you want...

2007-06-28T09:05:00.000-07:00

Many people don't believe me that John Travolta is a TOTAL FRUIT. Believe what you want but by the looks of this pic you have to believe that homegirl got himself a bad wig. You think with all that alient scientology money he could afford some good hairs.

HAWT!

2007-06-27T11:46:00.000-07:00

I love Anne Hathaway. Not only did she wear the black see thru shirt to a film premier with her boobs hanging out...she has put my life into art. aka...Devil Wears Prada. Thank you for acting out my life it makes me feel better about being screamed at.

Also this sexy bitch was on this cover lookin all hot and bothered. For some reason I don't see her needing the photoshop as much as say....FergieMethFace.

I just don't get it????

2007-06-27T09:54:00.000-07:00

T.I. is one of the hottest rappers today. He actually cranks out songs that don't involve popping collars and throwing bows...well to a certain extent. Anyways looks wise he is always polished and stylish. And that THING on his arm...is his baby momma drama. We have blogged about her before, check out the link if you don't remember. Apparently they are off and on. Which is fine. But can she at least try and pull herself together. She always looks unhappy and just rough. You can tell T.I. is over her ass. Would it kill her to get good hairs?

One more from the road - My Dick!!!

2007-06-26T21:39:00.000-07:00

So I know this song is old but i just heard it for the first time here in Austin, thanks to Jenny Diamond! The song is My Dick and it's friggin' hilarious - watch them perform the song for Tom Green here - and then go add it to your iTunes - you know you want to!

Yes - his name is Mickey Avalon and he is white...

Checkin' in with the cruzin cooler!!!

2007-06-26T21:34:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I am reminded how much I miss my college years. Today was one of them when a school friend sent me a link to the "Cruzin' Cooler" - it's a cooler you can fill up and ride to your tail gate party - take a look:

I have GOT to have this!!! Buy here!

When Drunk Girls Attack

2007-06-26T14:57:00.001-07:00

Oh man...this must have been a doozy. Rosario Dawson and Asia Argento must be really drunk and coked out...

Unless they are lezzies and we didn't even know? Which one wears the strap on?

Travel time kiddies...

2007-06-26T11:03:00.000-07:00

Remember when I posted about the best budget beaches?? This one is about beach waters to avoid...ie...stick close to the shore. ForbesTraveler.com wrote an article about the most shark infested beaches...and surprise surprise I have actually been to one (Kahana, West Maui)! This is the one time that I thank god that I am not a surfer. Check out the article here with accompanying slide show. The pic posted is in Florida go figure. "New Smyrna Beach, Florida: Blacktip and spinner sharks"

Hmmmm...big or small?

2007-06-25T13:42:00.000-07:00

What is Ben Affleck packin? I can't really tell...why didn't he just take off his pants and save us all the damn trouble...bastard!

SCREW YOU FAIRY!

2007-06-25T13:35:00.000-07:00

Ah...Did I ever tell you that I loved Germany? Well I just decided that I do...I really really do! Tom is set to film his WWII drama "Valkyrie” but thanks to German Officials..it won't be filmed anywhere near German soil.

A Defense military spokeswhore said, “[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult. Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. According to Reuters, Berlin believes Scientology “masquerades as a religion to make money.”

OH MAN THAT BURNS DOESNT IT FAIRY! Man Germany is really making up for those unfortunate wars and genoicide and wow aren't they picking the right target. Why would they ruin their reputation again by letting those freaks into their country. We all love some healthy freaks...but cult freaks...not so hot.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!~!!!!~!!!!!

2007-06-25T13:28:00.000-07:00

OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE Indiana Jones. When I was a little girl I thought that Indie was gonna come and wisk me off to foreign adventures to get treasure and battle Nazi's!!!...wait, can that still happen? Dude I wish.

Pic of Indiana in all his glory..thank god for the movies..he only looks a few years older...

METH BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-22T11:50:00.000-07:00

Since I have been making fun of Fergie lately I decided to be nice and post some boobies. I mean kinda nice..as much as I can be...

It's like I see boobs...but still not hot...what gives?

LLO BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-22T11:48:00.001-07:00

These pics are ones that Lindsay did for Bryan Adams...and yes THAT Bryan Adams...I wonder how that shoot went? How in god's name can you pose sexy time for Bryan Adams...I just cant picture!

The start of BOOBIES FRIDAY!

2007-06-22T09:45:00.000-07:00

This is the start of Boobies Friday...we are all boobies all day today!

First up Pammy loves the animals and wow don't they just love her! You this dog totally saw those puppies and just couldnt contain himself..you know that dog is a hot slut!

Tom Cruise wants Becks to mount him.

2007-06-21T13:21:00.000-07:00

Tom, Tom, Tom...your motives are always so transparent. YOU JUST KNOW he made Katie become friends with Posh so that he could have the chance to stick it to Becks. And poor Becks is too stupid to get it...He just thinks it's cool that Mavrick wants to be best buds. I came across this quote, "After taking him in at the final Spanish League football match in Spain recently, Tom Cruise decided he had to have a piece of it, and has reportedly made a $79.6 million bid to back the L.A. Galaxy.Said a source: "To have Tom's backing would be amazing - there's no way Galaxy bosses would turn down that opportunity."

I already posted some of these pics but this angle gets what is going on so much better.

Posh...Will this fruit stop standing next to me, I need space to compute.

Tom...I will fuck the shit out of his ass..NO LUBE..actually I want him to fuck the shit out of me and then serioulsy I want to lick his butt and suck the juice.

Katie...Please god make me a bird so I can fly far..far far away from here..

The pic below is totally Tom's myspace default pic.

GET THIS GIRL OUT OF FLORIDA!

2007-06-21T12:23:00.000-07:00

Ok..we all know that Brooke Hogan's fashion sense leaves a little to be desired. And you all know my complaints...the hair, make-up, outfits...blah blah blah. The bitch looks weathered and she isn't even allowed to drink. Aren't you supposed to look all old AFTER the years of heavy drinking?? Someone save her from her mother's unfluence before she starts looking 40.

PS. Brooke honey...clear shoes were made for strippers. ONLY.