True West Hollywood Stories - Tom Fairy Cruise

Ok so I finally read the "Vanity Fair" article on Suri Cruise. First off it was only about 2 pages long, and anyone who reads the mag knows that is relatively short. Also it was BORING and stupid (aren't I so articulate!) According to Jane Sarkin (the author) everything is peachy keen over there in Cruise Land. Sarkin paints a picture of typical family life..well if typical is having your own 400-acre retreat with resort style home in Telluride, Colorado.
So bored as I was with this article and its lack of authenticity I decided to focus on a more accurate portrayal of Tom "Fairy" Cruise.
In the article about the Cruise Backlash, Phil Maggitti focuses on the Tom Cruise that WE all see and endure on a daily basis. This article is based on the shit that he has done lately and the crap that has come out of the Fairy's mouth.
Fairy has sunk so low that the only people willing to defend his honor are the Scientologists. Maggitti quotes, "When Kirstie Alley said "Tom does everything 150 per cent, and fatherhood he does 300 per cent," one wag commented, "The only thing Tom does 300% is Rob Thomas.")

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH....Rob Thomas!!!...Now this is an article that I can thoroughly enjoy! PS.. You know Rob loves this really macho pic of Fairy!!