Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira is going down!

A class action lawsuit is currently being built against Perez Hilton, real name being Mario Lavandeira. Celebrity photo agencies are taking legal action against him for stealing their photos and not linking back to their sites or licensing the photos from them legally. Could this be the end of Perez? God I hope so - make way for the Fabulous Threesome, ya'll!

Thanks for giving us a heads up and always looking out for the Fab3, Broms!

More on Perez's legal troubles here

Happy Halloween, Bitches!!!

I'm sure all of you will be venturing to WeHo tonight for the Halloween Festivities...but if you are lame like me and going to sit at home and stuff your face with mexican food instead - go to the following link to watch the video cam of the debauchery on Santa Monica Blvd: LIVE VIDEO CAM!

KFC is gonna suck!

OK people - if you don't know that eating at places like Mc D's & KFC is going to make you a fat ass - then you are a dumb ass! Please stop suing these places for using fatty oils! KFC has been forced to remove the trans-fat from the oil in which they fry their chicken. In case you didn't know, trans-fat = yummy goodness! It also happens to be part of the "original recipe." HELLO - i go to kfc to eat unhealthy artery clogging food - NOT to be healthy!

More on KFC sucking here

Best Prank Ever???

This poster (posted all over Williamsburg) reads, "Ladies of Williamsburg, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution." HAHAHAHA - looks like either Frank has IBS or he picked the wrong bitch to cheat on! LOL!

Source

What A Night

Either Pammy was up doing rails all night or she got railed all night. Either way a bitch looks BEAT!

I wonder if her and Kid Rock swing with David LaChapelle??? That would be H A W T ! ! !

Ivana Get Vasted

Ivana Trump was escorted out of Saturday night’s star-studded Carousel of Hope Ball in Beverly Hills for being a drunk wreck! Sources say that she was extremely intoxicated and collapsed into a comatose state when she reached her hotel. Friends were scared for the luscious woman’s state of health and called the paramedics.

ApparentlyTrump has had drinking problem in the past. She allegedly sought treatment earlier this year.

Either way we love this crazy! Do whatever you want Ivana!!!

Get This Man.......

Some Dry-Sol

Yes and No

UMMMMMM hell to the YES!!!!

HELL to the NO! Sick look at the red dots on his crusty stomach!!!!

Just plain trashy!

The New York Post reported that Brooke Hogan and crew visited the LF store on Fifth Ave recently. After trying on various items and purchasing $900 worth of clothes & accessories in front of cameras shooting her for Teen People, she had to send someone back later to return the items. Upon returning the items, someone from the Hogan crew stated, "We didn't actually think you were going to charge her!"

OK, first of all - nobody wants trashy ass Hogan sporting their clothes - so YES - they are going to charge you! Secondly, she doesn't have $900 bucks to spend on a shopping trip in NY??? That's just sad...

More on Brooke's shopping scam here

Posh & Katie on the rocks

Posh & Katie supposedly had a falling out after Posh offered up some diet tips to Katie for her upcoming wedding. Katie claims that she is "really proud of the weight she’s managed to lose since giving birth to Suri in April and she doesn’t think she has to lose anymore."

Um, yeah - what was the advice? Snort two lines of this and call me in the morning? I think we're all a little sick of Posh's advice...

More on the dueling bff's here

Another Hollywood breakup...

Boo! Seems as though Reese & Ryan are getting a divorce. TMZ reported that Reese hired divorce lawyer, Robert Kaufman, after 7 years of marriage to Ryan. I really liked these two. Maybe Reese's fame just got to be too much for Ryan to deal with - poor thang! Give him his career back so they can be happy again!

More on the split here

Life in Hollywood is hard.

Thanks to the below post of Mischa Barton crying...I though I would resurrect pics of young hollywood celebrities crying .....if this doesn't make your Monday better you seriously have problems.

So sad for her...

NOT...she just found out that Cisco Adler totally fucked Lindsay Lohan last night.

Fergie is just plain ugle.

SICK SICK SICK...she looks like she has an extra chromosome. PS...your face serves as a reminder on why meth is B-A-D....

She's Baaaaack

Check out these new pictures of Whitney, from this past weekend. She looks AMAZING!!! We love Clive Davis for dragging her out of the gutter and cleaning her up. I bet her new album is going to be off the hook!

Work it bitch!!!

Sexy Bitch

Ohhh how we LOVE this man! There is nothing sexier! Jonny Knoxville is a total babe!!!!

FYI

Skinny jeans are for SKINNY people not BOOTYLICIOUS people!

What's up with little lohan's chin???

Bitch has a SERIOUS underbite! Unfortunately for her, those are only cute on bulldogs and pugs...

OMG!

Why did Dolly Parton think it was a good idea to send her tranny look-alike to the CMT Giants Honoring Reba event in Hollywood last night??? Oh wait - that's actually her...bitch looks like shit!



More on this old broad here

Reunited

Trouble and Trouble have officially been re-united! I got a nice call this morning from these two bitches, who I love, and they only called to cause trouble, per usual! I hope you guys don't get arrested this weekend and if you do, DON"T CALL ME!!! HA HA I love you both.

BOOBIES-Costume Edition

IT'S HALLOWEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!! And we all know how the Playboy Mansion does things...so in honor of the Playmates...enjoy!

'Sexy' Brad Pitt, Wedgie Jokester on Set

Ok, with a headline like that - I was totally expecting to read that Brad was giving people wedgies on set. He did give a wedgie - but only to himself. Weird!!! He thought it was a way to liven things up and Cate Blanchett referred to it as "hungry bum". More like he was just trying to get a little sensation in his bum!!! Sick!

More on Brad's hungry bum here

Snoop arrested...again

Snoop Dogg just can't catch a break. He was recently pulled over for a vehicle violation which of course led to a search. The search turned up an unlicensed gun and some weeds. I highly doubt they had any reason to search that car other than the fact that he is the Snoop D-O-double G!!! Asses!

More on Snoop's arrest here

Showdown....Letterman vs. O'Reilly

Ok bitches Dave Letterman is not one to piss off! He really has a distaste for Bill O'Reilly and lets him have it his (Dave) show! Below are some quotes detailing the interaction between the two men!

An irritated Letterman cracks, "Oh, that's nice, that's cute, you come out with toys . . . Am I right about one thing: You guys over there at Fox and guys like Rush Limbaugh, you guys know it's all just a goof, right? You're just horsing around. You're doing it 'cause you know it'll be entertaining?" Letterman adds he's never seen O'Reilly's show because, "I dial up Fox and it's always 'The Simpsons.' "

"Let me ask you a question - was there more heinous, more dangerous violence taking place [before America invaded] Iraq, or is there more heinous, dangerous violence taking place now in Iraq?"
"Oh, stop it," O'Reilly scolds the host. "Saddam Hussein slaughtered 300,000 to 400,000 people, all right, so knock it off . . . It isn't so black and white, Dave - it isn't, 'We're a bad country. Bush is an evil liar.' That's not true."
"I didn't say he was an evil liar," Letterman shoots back. "You're putting words in my mouth, just the way you put artificial facts in your head!"

I'm just going out on a limb here..but prepare yourself for an onslaught of media jabs between these two! TEAM LETTERMAN!!! Ps. you know the audience was REALLY uncomfortable!

Morticia Adams

This bitch looks B E A T ! ! ! ! I wonder how many days she's been up partying?? I wonder if a dealer lives at the Chateau??

Need a Date?

Fellow blogger, Perez Hilton, is a kinky young fellow. Thanks to an old Gawker post we were able to see what dirty little secrets the boy has!

We hate to do this -- we really, really do -- but given his public profile these days, it was only inevitable. We were pointed to a certain webpage today, and it turns out that when Perez Hilton isn't blogging on his eponymous site, he's on the hunt for "wild times with nasty, sane, cool guys." Oh, and "group sex" and "misc fetishes" work well, too. He's HIV-, you'll be thrilled to hear, although his 7.5 inches may leave some men wanting more.
Perez Hilton Profile on Adam4Adam.com

So if any of you eligable men are on Adam4Adam, like group sex, and have a nasty fetish...look him up!

Rent 2 Own

I wonder what Tara's montly payment plan for the hair, bag and fur coat??? You know her ass has to be broke by now! The jeans are obviously from an old giftbag and are totally out dated. They look like Von Dutch or something. Anyways, I give her a 7.5 for this outfit, which is a MAJOR improvement.

It's a boy!!!

Matt Leinert's baby mama gave birth to their son on Tuesday. They named him Cole Cameron Leinart. Wow! I'm surprised the chica let her kid have Matt's last name after he was totally all up in Paris' ill-na-na during the pregnancy! Isn't she sweet...wonder how much that cost him...heh heh.

More on the new baby here

Ashley Olsen Goes Brunette

Looks like Ashley Olsen was due for a little change, dying her hair darker like her twin sister. A bitch looks good, besides, she is young, rich and fabulous! Work that Fendi bag!!

Who Would You Rather Bone!!!

Getting closer and closer to Halloween kids! So I had to put the worst of the bunch!! Both are so bad they could make people switch hitters!!! Ok.....who would you rather......

Oops, Naomi did it again!

Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday after attacking her drug therapist - that's right - her DRUG therapist. God, this bitch is crazier than Tyra!!! This is the 8th time this year that she has been accused of assaulting someone. How do I get to be her assistant? I need a settlement, like bad!

More on Naomi kicking ass & taking names here

Little Brother all Growed Up!

In my inbox this morning was the cutest thing I have ever seen! My youngest brother's Homecoming pics!!! He took the cute little neighbor girl that lives down the street! I'm so OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! But check the pics and remember when you went to Homecoming??

Borat hits London...

Never gets old....

Kate Moss puts Heather Mills on blast!!!

Kate Moss is the most recent to call Heather Mills out as a LIAR! "One-legged Heather said she had to crawl to the toilet at night without her false limb on because ex-Beatle Paul, 64, objected to her using a bedpan in their bedroom."

Kate in return told Stella McCartney, her BFF, "that she knew Heather was a liar because she had seen herhas seen her...with the prosthetic limb on and off...hopping around. She said she was ‘jumping around like a f****** gazelle’ and is prepared to swear to it, in court if necessary." HAHAHAHAHA, I fugin' LOVE Kate!!! And seriously - who would approve of their partner using a bedpan in their bedroom - sick!

A TON more of Heather Mills lies here

Oh Geez! Not another one...

"Ricky Martin on Wednesday defended Madonna's adoption of a 1-year-old Malawian boy, calling her an "exemplary" mother, and said he, too, would like to adopt."

First of all, Madonna's adoption problems have nothign to do with whether she is a good mother or not - look at Ricky just trying to get up in the mix! And now he wants a damn kid too! What is with these celebs??? Can one of them please adopt me? I'm already potty trained...

More on Ricky's clock ticking here

Kurt Cobain still making 50 mill per year!!!

"Angst-ridden grunge rocker Kurt Cobain has pushed Elvis into second place in a list of highest-earning dead celebrities, with the late Nirvana frontman raking in 50 million dollars in the past year."

Great, just great. Even more money for Courtney Love to snort up her nose! I was wondering how she was still able to put out new records - it's obviously from her more talented dead husband's earnings!

See what other dead celebs still make more than we do alive here

That's What I'm Talkin About!

OMG so HAWT!!! Tommy Lee and Lucas, a contestant on his CBS reality show (Rock Star), were totally making out outside Frankie J's record release party on Tuesday. I wonder if Tommy swings like that? If so, sign me up!!!

Conde Nast...What What!!

"The New Yorker" wins cover award..check check check it out...

Yesterday, the American Society of Magazine Editors chose the winners for its first-ever magazine cover competition, except there really was no contest: First place was taken easily by this September 19, 2005 New Yorker cover by Barry Blitt, which satisfied the need for Bush administratio comeuppance after the horrific bungling of Hurricane Katrina (I still remember the kind of savage pleasure it gave me when I first saw it). Expertly capitalizing on the anger in the country following that misspun and mismanaged tragedy, it tapped into a sense of righteousness yet remained tragic because of how close to reality it came in depicting rising floodwaters. That's ETP's feeling; ASME said "As the Oval Office is slowly submerged, the reader gets a release that goes beyond the first laugh and unleashes the floodgates of the nation's collective anger." Incredibly, it still applies now as a metaphor for the mismanagement of the Bush administration (July 10, 2001, anyone?). Well, at least they're consistent.

Ivory and Ebony

Dennis Rodman made an appearance at Brooke Hogan's album release party. I think this pic defines everything her parents were trying to keep her sheltered from.. Where is Carmen Elecktra when you need her to beat a bitch's ass??!?!?!

I Put my Money on Diana Ross....

Can we say Girlfight???? Check it,

A longtime friend and colleague (of Ross) tells me that Miss Ross hates Dreamgirls because she feels like she’s been ripped off, like its creators changed just enough key elements of her story so they didn’t have to pay her royalties and then refused to give her any input on how her story would be told.

Word on the street is that Diana would do everything in her power to keep Beyonce from winning an Oscar. She is thinking of starting a smear campaign against the Destiny's Child.

GOOD FOR DIANA!!!! Beyonce better "Ring the Alarm" cuz we all know Diana will rip that bitch's wig off in like point two.

What's wrong with this story???

I love the fact that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced to the world that they will be married in Italy on Nov. 18th, but they can't even tell us (after the fact, mind you) what the birthdate of their child is!!! Are they begging for the papparazzi to show up??? They even announced that Katie will be wearing a Georgio Armani dress. Of course this is all just plain weird...

More on the TomKat wedding here

Borat in Hollywood!

His new movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, premiered in Hollywood Last night...And his GF is HAWT...Isla Fisher...you remember her from "Wedding Crashers" she was the crazy that Vince was all about in the movie....Also many celebrities attended but I just thought that this pic of C.Love was the least boring of the bunch...