AND WE'RE BAAAAACK!!!!!!!

Sorry for the hiatus guys - things have been crazy busy. Let's go ahead and see what all we missed this week:

Don Imus is a chauvinist racist - thank god they fired his ass!

Larry Birkhead was FINALLY recognized as DannieLynn Hope's daddy!!!

I wonder how long it will take Howard K. Stern to "accidentally overdose" now...

Kate Moss & Pete Doherty confirmed that they are engaged...


Badass author Kurt Vonnegut passed away at 84 - boooo!

If you haven't read any of his work yet, YOU SHOULD!

This crocodile bit off someone's hand!!!! SICK!!!!!


Whew - that's a lot of shit I've missed out on while sitting in a cube doing arts & crafts with the boss's expenses! This bachelor's degree from UF is really paying off...