This week's crazy arrests:

Hugh Grant was arrested this week for throwing baked beans at a photographer. Dude, is it really illegal to have food fights now??? Damn Republicans - they're taking all the fun out of life!

Richard Gere hasn't been arrested yet, but there is a warrant for his arrest for attacking this woman. What did he attack her with? His lips. I'd have his ass arrested if he kissed me, too!


And the craziest arrest this week??? Captain America!!! Defamer reports that he was arrested "on counts of drunken handsiness, marijuana possession, and third-degree package misrepresentation for his stuffing of a burrito into his tights during a costumed pub-crawl" - LOL!