Lookin' for a date this New Year's?

Think how sad and lame it would be if you were the only one left without another pair of lips to smooch when the big ball drops at midnight. Now picture how friggin awesome everyone will think you are when you show up with the hottie above!!! And she's cheap too! Only $30 bucks and some hot air - you don't even have to buy the bitch drinks all night.

You know you are going to Spencer's right now to order...heh heh heh - we know you too well...

Don't be trashy this holiday season...

According to the US Environmental Protection Agency, "the volume of household waste in the United States generally increases 25 percent between Thanksgiving and New Year’s Day – about 1 million extra tons."

What can we do about this? How about you don't buy a bunch of pointless holiday cards that are going to be the exact same ones everybody else buys? Go Digital!!! Email away my friends - unless you are crafty enough to come up with something original that isn't just going to be tossed in the trash...

Happy Holidays, ya'll!

EPA