BMW adds a #1 to the series

So BMW has decided to add a smaller vehicle to their lineup and call it the 1 series. This is soon to become the BMW that everyone buys that can't actually afford a Beemer - you know, like that Mercedes coupe that everyone and their mother drives so they can say they drive a Mercedes? If you drive the cheapest one they make, you don't officially own one people!

J. Uncovered by May Globus

Our hawt friend May has an article published in this month's edition of 944 Magazine. It is an interview with J. Lindeberg that looks at where he gets his inspiration for his totally hip "rock & roll" styled designs. Link to the article below...

Way to go, May!!!



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SHUT THE F&@% UP KAYNE.

I am sooo sick of hearing what that whiny bitch Kanye West has to say. According to him the best video of the year was not nominated for a VMA. Of course the video in question was his own, "Touch the Sky." DUDE you had Pamela Anderson in the video which makes it white trash...get over yourself. AND your stupid "Gold Digger" video was nominated so what the FUCK are you crying about.....GOD PEOPLE SOMETIME!!!!! You are a loser deal with it.

From the 'Neck: The only thing you had going for you was making a comment about George Dubbya - LAST YEAR! Get over yourself - you're over!!!

K-Fag is ruining my life! You know, it was bad enough when I could ignore this loser - but now he is coming into my living room on the next season of Entourage - playing a deadbeat hubby of a celeb of course! Glad to see he is stepping so far out to play, well, himself! Can you please just crumple up and die already? GO AWAY!!!



More on this wannabe here

ANGELA get the fuck out of here...

Thank god she is GONE!!!! Take your trashy rosettes back to your stupid rural Ohio farm and PLEASE PLEASE never ever come back.

From the 'Neck: Yeah! Nobody outside of Ohio is looking to purchase your 80's style prom dresses! Get a clue, honey...

Mike Tyson - new Vegas side show freak

After years of fighting dirty and raping women (sorry, that was harsh) Mike Tyson has been reduced to a sideshow in a Las Vegas Casino. He practices in vain (he isn't signed on for any fights) just to make a few bucks to pay off his debts. Honestly - he'd make more money if they threw him in with the lions in MGM - maybe he could bite their ears off. Now there's a jackpot!



More on the sad life of this boxer here

Victoria Beckham - Girl next door my ass!

Mrs. Beckham is coming out with a new book about how to look and feel the best you can every day. In speaking of her book she admits, "I was never the six-foot tall pin-up. I've always been the girl next door who got lucky." Um, right! I'm sorry but you aren't that skinny naturally!!! She also says money has nothing to do with having style - um, do you shop at forever 21? I don't think so, honey - so shut up and enjoy your hawt hubby w/out rubbing your "luck" in our faces!



More on this lucky bitch's book here

Jessica & John sittin in a tree...

New rumors are swirling that Jessica Simpson is now dating John Mayer - although she is trying her best to "keep her private life private". She was also recently heard saying that she is finished dating the cute guy in the room. Um - we all know that this statement definitely applies, but way to be a good new girlfriend, Jess - openly admit that your new boyfriend is NOT the cute guy in the room...



More on this weird duo here

Alex Is Packin!!!

Alex Rodriguez is makin someone happy. Just look at his.......well you know!!



From the 'Neck: Good to see he's still packin' heat somewhere cuz it's definitely not on the field!

Travolta Has Some Explaining To Do!!

Just look! Hmmmmm maybe he likes boys??



From the 'Neck: I KNEW that whole scientology thing was just a cover up for being gay! Now it's Tom's turn to get out of the closet!

More on this lovey dovey duo here

So F-ing Cute.

Here is a pic of the the hottest mom ever with her kids....Um can the little boy be any cuter...i'm dying.

Beckham's New Ad

David Beckham recently posed for his new add with Motorola. Can we have a moment of silence for fine ass????



From the 'Neck: YUM!!!

Paula Abdul Pre-Emmys

I know it doens't start for a bit - but keep watching - it's worth it....

Paula Abdul Post-Emmys

I thought it was impossible - but Paula is actually more fucked up after the Emmy's than she was before - Oh Paula!!!

Aretha Ready for Playboy??

Aretha Franklin attended the Radio One's 25th Anniversary party on August 17th. We will let this picture do all the talking!

Did Angie get married???

Angie stars in a new ad for Shiseido - as can be seen below. What can also been seen below is a big band on her wedding ring finger - did she and Brad finally tie the knot???



More on Angie's new ad here

What is life like after losing on America's Next Top Model?

Last night while waiting for a pick up order at California Chicken Cafe, who do I see but Furonda of America's Next Top Model. She had returned to her pre-show looks with nappy hair and no make-up aka looking like shit! She was even joined by a boyfriend who was shorter and much older than her - too bad he looked poor! Guess that is life after Top Model - as a loser!

And you thought women couldn't drive...

Some dumbfuck in China thought it was a good idea to give her dog a driving lesson which resulted in - SURPRISE - a head on collision. When questioned as to why she thought this was a good idea she replied, "her dog was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive." Um, was that Britney???



More on doggie drivers here

From the Flip...no surprize that she is ASIAN...

Who Dat Is??...It's my Baby Daddy!!!!

Young stud Matt Leinhart is fertile!!! He is expecting a baby with 20yr old USC Basketball player, Brynn Cameron. Brynn is planning on sitting out this season...and prob for the rest of her life..Why work when your baby daddy is gonna make millions!!!!

From the "Neck: That bitch got knocked the fuck up!!!

Danity Kane Beat Paris's Ass

Diddy's manufactured reality stars, Danity Kane, have debuted at #1 on Billboard's album charts. The group sold 215,000 copies beating Outkast who came in at #2 with 191,000.

Paris Hilton debuted at a disappointing 75,000 to come in at #6. She also flopped in the UK debuting at #23. Insiders say that the album probably will drop significantly next week and then slowly fade away.

Paris should stick to partying, shopping and fucking!!!

Spend that Money

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian went on a nice little shopping spree in LA on August 27th and spent their "hard earned" trust funds on designer duds. Does anyone else notice the SIZE of Kim's ass??? Baby got back!!!

Dr. Dog - Check 'em out!

This is a band I have recently grown to love from Philly. Their sound is very California surfin' style that you love to listen to while cruising along the PCH with your windows down. They released a new EP, Takers & Leavers, yesterday - two weeks early, only at Amoeba and Rhino records here in LA (which I got and love) and will be playing the Troubador on Sept 8 (which I will be attending). Check out their music here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6283831



More Dr. Dog here

PS: The World May Never Know on the Easy Beat album is very good if you wanna just check out one song...

Farewell, Agassi!

As some of you may have heard - this year's US Open, currently in progress, will be Andre Agassi's last hoorah. In honor of this remarkably fashion forward tennis player - let's take a look at his individual style throughout the years! Enjoy and Good Luck to Agassi!

I'm Sober, I Swear

Looks like LLo is cleaning up her act. She has all new sober friends, her BF Harry Morton (who doesn't even drink let alone stick anything up his nose) and Samantha Ronson who is SOBER. Lindsay didn't even drink at the Entertainment Tonight Pre-Emmy Party!!! But that is most likely due to the fact that they carded her ass!!!! Well at least she was sober, right?

Happy birthday Michael Jackson

In honor of MJ's bday - we thought we'd take a look at how he has changed over the years. Be warned - this is a bit disturbing!

Paris Bombs!!!!

Not that this is much of a surprise but Paris Hilton's album, Paris, is reportedly a MAJOR bomb and not in a good way. So far it's sold only 75,000 copies in its first week, which is NOT good. I guess it just shows that money can't buy talent. Sorry rich bitch!!!!

CheeseOnTour.com

There is a new website, cheeseontour.com, that urges people to submit pictures of themselves with their cheese all over the world. Knowing how much the Fab Three loves cheese - we thought we'd post a few of our faves - Take a look:




(I told you people actually do this!!!)

More of these worldly cheeses here

Fantasia's new movie - about...her!

Fantasia's new movie about herself growing up as an illiterate single teen parent in North Carolina recently aired on TV. Uuummm, I wonder how she read the cue cards during the taping of it??? Yeah...I said it!



More on Fantasia's new movie here

Ashlee Simpson joins cast of Chicago in London

Great, one more thing for Ashlee to suck at! When will she get it? And why do people keep giving her gigs? Maybe they have realized that people will pay to come watch her make a fool of herself!



More on the other simpson here

Cameron - Blonde or Brunette - which has more fun???

Things are pretty slow today kids - so let's figure out if we like Cameron's hair better blonde or brunette - what do you think?

I think it's pretty obvious that blonde is the way to go...

Looks of the Emmys

In case you missed it last night - here are some pics from the red carpet at the Emmys. Enjoy!

Of course the Bonaduce's showed up worst dressed...


Mr. Piven - taking mom to the Emmys doesn't give you a better image when you still show up shitfaced!


Ellen - NEWSFLASH! - crushed velvet is NOT ok for the emmys or anywhere - and do something with your hair!


Kyra, honey, that poofy thing is just not cute!


Heidi - Show 'em how it's done, sista!
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More photos of the best and worst dressed at the Emmys here

Here is a very revealing pic of Peaches Geldorf...crazy daughter of Brit Pop Star Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. Her father says she is a normal 17 year old girl. Um Pops, she is only normal if you compare her to Tara Reid.

Survivor pits races against each other

What morons at CBS thought it was a good idea to have the newest competition in Survivor be between races? Um, dude, segregation is not cool! However, I bet the African-American team wins - they are always the best athletes - BARF. Boo CBS for hyping such stereotypes for ratings!



Click here to see why you should NOT watch this season of Survivor - as if you would anyways...

Dumbest Advertising Campaign EVER!!!

In response to people fast forwarding through commercials due to DVR's such as TiVo, companies have been forced to come up with more clever ways to push their ads in your face. CBS has started advertising on eggs. Are you fucking kidding me? Why don't these companies face the facts, we don't want your ads on our tv's, our food, or anywhere else for that matter. What's next? Herpes ads on boxes of cereal? Sick!



More on this retarded advertising concept here

Lohan & Ronson Hit The Town

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson partied their asses off at the EW Magazine 4th Annual pre-Emmy party last night in Los Angeles. Samantha might want to give Rachel Zoe a call and Lindsay might want to party a little less and focus on her "career!"

Dina Lohan on hosting her own talk show

For this post, I'll just let the bitch talk for herself: "I would host it and co-produce it. It’s a good heartwarming show. It’s nothing trashy. We’re not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it’s a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that’s just who I am and how I was raised.” Get over yourself, Dina, you actually suck worse than your daughter - and yes, it will be trashy, just like you!



More on Dina's living vicariously through her daughter here

Brit - didn't you hear that there was already a white boy rapping? Brit meet Eminem - Eminem meet Brit. You would have both been way better off just marrying each other. Get your shit together, bitches!

Lohan Is Movin

People magazine reports Lindsay Lohan is selling her West Hollywood condo in Sierra Towers for $2.85 million. Lohan paid $1.9 million for it back in 2005 but never moved in, instead she has been living at the Chateau Marmont hotel. I wonder why the bitch is selling it? Maybe she went broke and needs some cash???

Smokin!!!

Check out Ms. Jackson on the latest cover of FHM magzine. Janet looks HAWT as hell. Let's keep that way cause we are sick of you blowing up everytime your not on tour!!

CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT AND ADRIANNE CURRY

Our favorite little trashy model - OF COURSE she renewed her wedding vows already in Vegas! She was probably so distraught that she ended up with an actual wedding that she made her hubby redo it the way she'd always dreamed - with Elvis overseeing the event.



More on the second wedding here

Benifer preggers again???

There are rumors that Jennifer Garner may be preggers again already! She fainted on the set of her new movie recently and was rushed to the hospital where she refused to tell the medical team if she was pregnant. What is up with these celebs? I feel like they get pregnant again before they even give birth to their first. Example: Britty Spears.



More on the "rumors" here