Pussycat doll pussy..i mean boobies...

This girl is a pussycat doll but not the Nicole Schw..whatever you sp...

I surprized the other girls haven't revolted...but maybe that would raise suspicion...cuz you know they are trannies right..not real girls....

Boobies Friday...WT STYLE!

Thanks Brit..once again you take off your clothes where people can see...this is planned right? Like she like really can't be like fuckin this stupid (said in that fake valley girl accent that brit does when she tries to be funny)

Girl for Jordan/Katie Price.

Did anyone watch the episode of Katie and Peter last night? It was particularly funny honeymoon episode. I love that Katie got her white ass so burned her face swole the fuck up...oh white people so silly!

Congrats are in order for Katie/Peter bc last night Jordan popped her lil baby girl! The first girl for the family..good for them. Pretty pretty please don't name her Crystal....it's not exactly time-less. Thanks kids love you!

PS. These are not recent Jordan boobies pics but since it's Boobies Friday they are appropriate.

Say what you want...

Many people don't believe me that John Travolta is a TOTAL FRUIT. Believe what you want but by the looks of this pic you have to believe that homegirl got himself a bad wig. You think with all that alient scientology money he could afford some good hairs.

HAWT!

I love Anne Hathaway. Not only did she wear the black see thru shirt to a film premier with her boobs hanging out...she has put my life into art. aka...Devil Wears Prada. Thank you for acting out my life it makes me feel better about being screamed at.



Also this sexy bitch was on this cover lookin all hot and bothered. For some reason I don't see her needing the photoshop as much as say....FergieMethFace.

I just don't get it????

T.I. is one of the hottest rappers today. He actually cranks out songs that don't involve popping collars and throwing bows...well to a certain extent. Anyways looks wise he is always polished and stylish. And that THING on his arm...is his baby momma drama. We have blogged about her before, check out the link if you don't remember. Apparently they are off and on. Which is fine. But can she at least try and pull herself together. She always looks unhappy and just rough. You can tell T.I. is over her ass. Would it kill her to get good hairs?

One more from the road - My Dick!!!

So I know this song is old but i just heard it for the first time here in Austin, thanks to Jenny Diamond! The song is My Dick and it's friggin' hilarious - watch them perform the song for Tom Green here - and then go add it to your iTunes - you know you want to!



Yes - his name is Mickey Avalon and he is white...

Checkin' in with the cruzin cooler!!!

Sometimes I am reminded how much I miss my college years. Today was one of them when a school friend sent me a link to the "Cruzin' Cooler" - it's a cooler you can fill up and ride to your tail gate party - take a look:



I have GOT to have this!!! Buy here!

When Drunk Girls Attack

Oh man...this must have been a doozy. Rosario Dawson and Asia Argento must be really drunk and coked out...

Unless they are lezzies and we didn't even know? Which one wears the strap on?

Travel time kiddies...

Remember when I posted about the best budget beaches?? This one is about beach waters to avoid...ie...stick close to the shore. ForbesTraveler.com wrote an article about the most shark infested beaches...and surprise surprise I have actually been to one (Kahana, West Maui)! This is the one time that I thank god that I am not a surfer. Check out the article here with accompanying slide show. The pic posted is in Florida go figure. "New Smyrna Beach, Florida: Blacktip and spinner sharks"

Hmmmm...big or small?

What is Ben Affleck packin? I can't really tell...why didn't he just take off his pants and save us all the damn trouble...bastard!

SCREW YOU FAIRY!

Ah...Did I ever tell you that I loved Germany? Well I just decided that I do...I really really do! Tom is set to film his WWII drama "Valkyrie” but thanks to German Officials..it won't be filmed anywhere near German soil.

A Defense military spokeswhore said, “[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult. Germany does not recognize the Church of Scientology as a church. According to Reuters, Berlin believes Scientology “masquerades as a religion to make money.”


OH MAN THAT BURNS DOESNT IT FAIRY! Man Germany is really making up for those unfortunate wars and genoicide and wow aren't they picking the right target. Why would they ruin their reputation again by letting those freaks into their country. We all love some healthy freaks...but cult freaks...not so hot.

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!~!!!!~!!!!!

OMG I LOVE LOVE LOVE Indiana Jones. When I was a little girl I thought that Indie was gonna come and wisk me off to foreign adventures to get treasure and battle Nazi's!!!...wait, can that still happen? Dude I wish.

Pic of Indiana in all his glory..thank god for the movies..he only looks a few years older...

METH BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since I have been making fun of Fergie lately I decided to be nice and post some boobies. I mean kinda nice..as much as I can be...

It's like I see boobs...but still not hot...what gives?

LLO BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

These pics are ones that Lindsay did for Bryan Adams...and yes THAT Bryan Adams...I wonder how that shoot went? How in god's name can you pose sexy time for Bryan Adams...I just cant picture!

The start of BOOBIES FRIDAY!

This is the start of Boobies Friday...we are all boobies all day today!

First up Pammy loves the animals and wow don't they just love her! You this dog totally saw those puppies and just couldnt contain himself..you know that dog is a hot slut!

Tom Cruise wants Becks to mount him.

Tom, Tom, Tom...your motives are always so transparent. YOU JUST KNOW he made Katie become friends with Posh so that he could have the chance to stick it to Becks. And poor Becks is too stupid to get it...He just thinks it's cool that Mavrick wants to be best buds. I came across this quote, "After taking him in at the final Spanish League football match in Spain recently, Tom Cruise decided he had to have a piece of it, and has reportedly made a $79.6 million bid to back the L.A. Galaxy.Said a source: "To have Tom's backing would be amazing - there's no way Galaxy bosses would turn down that opportunity."

I already posted some of these pics but this angle gets what is going on so much better.

Posh...Will this fruit stop standing next to me, I need space to compute.

Tom...I will fuck the shit out of his ass..NO LUBE..actually I want him to fuck the shit out of me and then serioulsy I want to lick his butt and suck the juice.

Katie...Please god make me a bird so I can fly far..far far away from here..

The pic below is totally Tom's myspace default pic.

GET THIS GIRL OUT OF FLORIDA!

Ok..we all know that Brooke Hogan's fashion sense leaves a little to be desired. And you all know my complaints...the hair, make-up, outfits...blah blah blah. The bitch looks weathered and she isn't even allowed to drink. Aren't you supposed to look all old AFTER the years of heavy drinking?? Someone save her from her mother's unfluence before she starts looking 40.

PS. Brooke honey...clear shoes were made for strippers. ONLY.

Like Father....

Oh SPF...poor thing is destined to be the next douch of Hollywood...with all the cheetos, half brothers/sisters, panties and WT daddies and baby momma drama...

I really hope that doens't happen cuz this pic is too damn adorable. Like what a lil fattie. You know I heard the Brit used to feed him ice cream when he would cry....that can't be good. Brit is sooo the WT mom that puts Soda in her kids bottle..Don't hate I know some kids/parents like that. I of course only drank sparkling water. I kid i kid.

Ever wonder what the Lohans would look like...

I came across these funny pics. Maybe if the Lohans weren't so famous and pretty...they would be better people. They certainly would be more fun to look at...

member when....

We blogged on Justin/Antonio at the Shrek 3 premier....well Pretty on the Outside has done a very appropriate picture of the two and their LLOOOVVEE.

How does this bitch get jobs??

Why do they even book her for shit? They have to photoshop Fegie soo much she doesn't even look like the same person. I mean Mariah can do that shit cuz it's Mariah and she will serioulsy cut a bitch maybe even kill their first born to drink their blood. But what's Fergie gonna do...get some meth and clean her house? Oh and I just had to slip in the pic of her piss pants. LOLzzz

Cute Moment

Ahhhh...that lil Zahara is such a cutie. And look how she is adjusting to her photographed life. I mean she just points out the photogs like they are her Uncles and Cousins and shit...She prob has baby names for the ones that never leave her side. I bet she calls them kitty and boo boo and wonk. Why don't they just have official photographers for all their kids? Might save everyone some trouble

Tara Reid is still alive and looking like a slut.

Wow Tara Reid has really cleaned herself up. I think we can officially put an end to her party girl image. I mean compared to Paris/Nicole/LLo Tara just looks a lil slutty. I mean she never spent hard time in the slammer or drove on the wrong side of the freeway. Seriously is Tara Reid really that bad...I mean besides being the drunk slutty cokehead..and what is that...nuthin.

50 pennies looks like a damn beaver.

We have said it time and time again. Fuckin 50 cent looks like Benny the Beaver. For all you that don't know..that's Oregon State's mascot. I wish I could find a recent pic of the Beaver cuz they are fuckin twins...but this vintage shot will do the trick. You will never be able to look at 50 pennies with a straight face again. PS. The pic of 50 is him doing his best Scarface impression....what a moron.

AHHHH....DEATH!

Is Katie Holmes allergic to sun? Why is she pale as death? It's like this is the first time that Fairy let her out to see the light of day. And can someone tell her that wearing that color of dress is NOT FLATTERING. When did Katie become so unglamerous??? She used to be kinda hot and cute and now she looks like an ano mom.

Nasty Nasty...

I know that I usually post nip slips on Friday .....BUT these are so gross they can't be Boobies Friday.

First up...Lauren Holly. Member her? She used to be hot but I am guessing the plastic surgery fairy paid her one to many visits.




AND Britney Spears...can the girl wear clothes that fit her? Everything she owns shows some of her nasty off. Not that my shit is always covered but I still have nice non-mom boobs....take note sister.

I can't it's tooooooooooooo cute!

Sensory overload! Becks and his sons! It's just too much for me to handle. I feel like my mind has left the building.



Equally sickening but oh so much more creepy..is that TomKat was in the stands watching the Real Madrid game. And.....Like serioulsy Posh...that's what you wear to the game? She looks like she is about to self destruct.

You know Katie is thinking of ways to escape into the crowd...never to be seen from again...

Who would like to wake up next to this???

Oh that Brooke Hogan....What is it about her? I can't even articulate how much I would like to emulate her. The hair, make-up, homemade denim chaps...the list goes on and on and on.

Here we have her making some faces at the paps...I wonder if her "o" face looks like this. Can you imagine fuckin her and that's the face she makes...like you better back door that one...just a note for anyone trying to make out with a dude.