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P Diddy Baby Update!!!

Hey kids - here is an update on the breaking Diddy baby news! We found this video on youtube of a photo shoot with Aubrey O'Day and there is no denying her huge preggers belly. Watch the video here! You get a really good look of her belly at about the 35 second mark...

IS this Diddy's baby????

OK OK OK...can this be true????? Apparently Misses Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane is preggers with Diddy's baby??????? Look at these pics of her being flirty with the Diddy and holding hands and then look at the pic of her now...

"The group Danity Kane could be caught up in an explosive new scandal. MediaTakeOut.com spoke exclusively to a Bad Boy insider who believes that group member Aubrey O’Day may be pregnant. According to the insider, whispers of an Aubrey pregnancy have been widespread among the Bad Boy staff. The tipster explains, “People here are always gossiping, so at first I didn’t listen to them. But I swear … now Aubrey is beginning to show.”

The below pictures appear to corroborate what our tipster is saying. By looking at the pics, it’s obvious that the blond singer gained a significant amount of weight in the last few months.

And if that wasn’t enough of a bombshell, the Bad Boy tipster had more. According to the insider - the father of the child may be none other than Sean “Diddy” Combs. The tipster told MediaTakeOut.com, “Everyone knows she had something going on with [Diddy]. It makes a lot of sense that he would be the father.” But the tipster adds, “I really hope Diddy didn’t [get her pregnant], because this could turn into a real mess … imagine if she sued for [sexual] harassment.”

LOLZ

Ok ok...I know that being around fat girls has to make you feel skinnier but really??????? Are all Kelly Clarkson's friends um....voluptuous ladies? The one on the right looks like a anorexic someone tell that bitch to eat a burger.

OH David Beckham why?

Why did Becks let Posh do his hair...NOT HAWT! You know he feels like an ass...just look at the expression on his face.

OH HOWARD!

I know we are all so over the Anna Nicole coverage...but I just wanted to post this pic. It shows us all so much. Poor Howard..he was just obsessed with ANS and wanted her all to himself. Save Danilynn!! At this point the girl would be better off if Angelina adopted her...hey maybe since she was born in the Bahamas she has a better chance to become a Jolie-Pitt

Looking for a new job???

Looks like Brit Brit took a few employees with her when she left Promises. They are already hiring on craigslist - i'm sure she drove some people there so crazy they quit!!!

There's someone out there for everyone...

OK, so i'm not sooo surprised that the world's tallest man found a wife (see pictured above). What is more disturbing about this is what his face looks like...what is wrong with it??? See below:



Doesn't he look like a wax figure??? weird...

World's Tallest Man

THIS is why i don't watch american idol...

Greatest Game of Beer Pong - EVER!!!!

Some geniuses at the University of Michigan have come up with an improvement on the drinking game, beer pong. Watch the video below to see how they have "raised" the bar on this classic game. I can't wait to play!!!

Beer Pong Video

Panda poop stationary - sweet!

A panda reserve in China has proposed the idea to make paper out of their panda poop. Supposedly, "The center's 40 bamboo-fed pandas produce about 2 tons of droppings a day." Are you kidding me??? 2 tons??? That's a lot of poop! I can't wait to have my business cards made out of panda poop - it will be fun passing them out!!!

Thanks for the funny story, Marelina!!!

More on panda poop paper here

Pure Perfection!!!!

I don't know why I find Cristiano Ronaldo so hot, but these pictures of him in his underwear are helping answer that question. He looks amazing. You gotta love a boy who "casually" steps on his balcony in his underwear. Check out the bulge in his underwear. HAWT!!!!

Shut the F up Gwyneth.

Can someone muzzle her?? NORMALLY I am all for outspoken people, so when Gwyneth Paltrow talked shit about America and dumb people...I was like whatevs...BUT bitch has gone too far now... Check it,

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it is "inappropriate" for women to get drunk.

The actress, who is teetotal and follows a strict vegan macrobiotic diet, hates seeing girls intoxciated and thinks women should limit their alcohol intake.

Gwyneth said: "I think it's gross! I really don't like drunk women, it's such a bad look. I think it's completely inappropriate."

Dude shut it Gwyneth..when you have to go work as an assistant and make under 50k a year...AND drive a 1989 Toyota Corolla...you would be a fuckin sloppy drunk too...get a sense of reality.

Boobies Friday...and other things...

SO SORRY! I just couldn't post the boobies last week. Work has been crazy. This is how I feel. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Literally. Please please check back soon. I swear everything will be better....and I will post more soon.

Heart Heart Heart Him

ADORABLE! Look at lil chicken legs. He's still cute as all hell. Adam takes a boxing class in West Hollywood. I need to find that class and sign up.

"Source" - socialitelife

Things are lookin' up for Naomi Campbell!

OF COURSE Naomi Campbell has paired up with one of her photographers to create a spread in W mag of her community service. This is why she has been looking so fabulous on her way to work. Supposedly the spread will have shots of her on her way to work and then shots of her in her community service garb - CAN'T WAIT!

Bitch is hawt - i love a girl that works it in community service...heh heh

Naomi's W Spread Plans

Why have your own kids...

when you can adopt and KNOW they are going to be this fucking adorable!!! See the new Jolie kid bonding with his new brothers and sisters below:



Thanks, Perez, for the cutest shots of the year!!!

WWYRB?

So people...love is in the air...it's spring and babies are bout to pop. This week's Who Would You Rather Bone is all about the pregnant ladies. Two in particular have acquired huge um...assets...as a result of their pregnancies.
SO we are pleased to present..Jillian Barbarie and Selma Hayek. Who's it gonna be?

Jesse Metcalfe jumps on the rehab bandwagon

Earlier this week, Jesse Metcalfe's rep issued the following statement:

"On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show 'Desperate Housewives' and the star of the film 'John Tucker Must Die,' hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment."

You know he is just looking to create some buzz around himself in hopes of getting a real acting job. I love that the rep basically put his resume in the press release regarding his rehab visit. Trust me, he doesn't even know how to party like the true kids in rehab (brit & Llo).

PS. Corinne - this is your big chance to meet him - just check yourself into his rehab and make him fall in love with you while he is in a vulnerable state (it worked on brit brit!)

Jesse's rehab visit

Nicole is looking FAT!

KIDDING...bitch looks good. Glad she took our advise and ate some burgers. The bangs are cute too but maybe not so much collagen in the lips next time!

Lindsay! No one wants to see that!!!

Misses Clean and Sober is such glassy gal! She even wears support hose...just like my grammie! I just love seeing her hairless puss, just brightens my day!

Eat A Burger Bitch!

Porn vixen, Jenna Jameson, looked pin thin at the Ed Hardy fashion show in Los Angeles on Monday. WTF happened to her? She use to be SO HAWT.

PS - does anyone wear Ed Hardy anymore? It's just as bad as wearing Von Dutch. Get a clue!

"Source" - Perezhilton.com

Looking Good!!

Tara Reid made an appearance at the 2 B Free fashion show on Monday. She looks good for her!

"Source" - Perezhilton.com

Real life Cat Burglars

Two stray cats wandered into a house in Nebraska where they began to attack two women and a boy that were in the home. The cats left all of the people bitten and bleeding until they were tranquilized. Unfortunately, they took both cats to be euthanized. What assholes - don't they realize that the cats were probably just scared??? Well, the picture above is still funny - even if it isn't the actual cats that committed the cat burglary...heh heh heh

Crazy Cats

Spring is officially here!

So today is the first day of Spring and I am realizing I am no closer to bikini ready than I was at New Year's!!! Therefore, my new goal is to get hawt enough to wear the little black number on the left below by Nave:


Right now, Daily Candy is offering 25% off of Lola y Maria Boutique (where you can buy all of the cute items above) when you enter the code DCLOLA.

Lola y Maria

Indoor Pool becomes home theater

Genius!!! A couple in Wisconsin recently turned their indoor pool into an amazing home theater. I mean, do you really need a pool, indoors or outdoors, in Wisconsin??? See the before and after shots below:

Before:


After:


More on this theater here

Pet Food Recall - please read if you have a pet!!!

A pet food company called Menu Foods recently began using a new supplier for their wheat gluten ingredient in their pet foods. This has resulted in multiple pets dying from kidney failure that they believe is a result of the new wheat gluten. The company provided foods for many large companies including iams & Eukanuba. Please see the following links to see if your pet's food items are being recalled and, if so, IMMEDIATELY stop feeding it to them.

Dog Foods Recalled

Cat Foods Recalled

Trump takes on Bush!!!

Donald Trump was interviewed on CNN's Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer this week and stated the following about President Bush, "Well, I think Bush is probably the worst president in the history of the United States, and I just don't understand how they could have lost that election."

I really hope Bush fires back a jab at his hair and then this turns into a repeat of the Rosie/Trump battle - that shit was hilarious!!!

More Bush Bashing here

BOOBIES FRIDAY...ST PATTY'S DAY EDITION...

To celebrate the Irish...we have deviated from our usual boobies to bring you...COLIN FARRELL. We have him drinking and naked..how perfect! Oh what the heck we added some boobies in there too!

Who Would You Rather Bone!!!

This is a toss-up. Would you rather the tits or the ass? They are such classy elegant gals!

Joss Stone is so cute!

Joss is so cute that I'll probably buy her new album that come out on 3/20 just to support her. Did anyone hear her Janis Joplin tribute with Melissa Ethridge? Bitch can sing!

Janis Joplin Tribute

Joss Stone

Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down

If you haven't heard of the Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down - now you have! This shit is the funniest movie of 2007 - TRUST US! The Fab 3 all got to view it prior to it's release in the theaters next Friay, 3/23 and were rolling laughing the entire time. Our favorite part involves getting a girl to shut up by putting a plastic bag over her head - keep your eye out for it!

Go watch a preview below - you won't regret it:
Movie Trailer