My main bitch is back!!!

YAY! I'm soooo glad they renewed Kathy Griffin's show "Life on the D List." This bitch is hilarious and I love watching her husband chase her like a puppy dog fixing her hair...HAHAHAHA. Welcome back little lady!

More on Kathy in '07 here

Awesome Music Rec Site!!!

Soooo, my fabulous FIANCE told me about this really cool new music site. You just type in the name of a song or artist that you like, and it creates an entire playlist of similar songs based on what you like. I have already come across some great new bands that i've never heard of. AND IT'S FREE! You know the fab3 love free! Check it here, bitches...

Who Would You Rather Bone....WWYRB

Thanks to this amazing quote by Mel Gibson today, I think that we have no other choice for WWYRB...Check the quote...

"I felt like sending Michael Richards a note," Gibson says in an interview in Entertainment Weekly's Dec. 8 issue.
"I feel really badly for the guy. He was obviously in a state of stress. You don't need to be inebriated to be bent out of shape. But my heart went out to the guy."
The 50-year-old actor-director added: "They'll probably torture him for a while and then let him go. I like him."

Whos a jigga what???? Why even open your mouth Mel????? OF COURSE Mel likes him..he takes the heat off his own anti-semetic behavior! SOOOOOOOO which one would be the one you'd bone???? Dig deep!

Lohan in AA???

Lindsay Lohan attended last night’s GQ Men of the Year awards loooking amazing, but Lady Lohan could be in AA. Over the past few weeks, she’s been spotted with several AA type paraphernalia such as pins and books. Witnesses apparently saw Lindsay at an AA meeting near her home in West Hollywood around 7:30am.

A friend of Lohan’s said, “She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control.”

WTF was that bitch doing up at 7:30 in the morning? I bet her and Paris just got back from Aspen!!!

"Source" - Dlisted.com

AND EVEN MORE LOLZZZZ....

I love this site! More satire comin at cha!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLZZZZZZZZZZZ

Nothing to do but laugh...and then laugh....and then laugh some more!!!

Please put on some panties Brit!!!! Your kids depend on it!!!

Rosie thinks Brit Brit should live with her...of course!

TMZ has video of Rosie O'Donnell saying she wants Brit Brit to come live with her, her girlfriend and their kids to provide a "stable family". OF COURSE! You know this fat bitch just wants to get Brit in a threesome with her natty girlfriend!!! SICK!

Brit - honestly - I'd rather you get back together than K-Fag that EVER take up with Rosie!

See the video here (she also talks about putting panties on Brit!)

What a concept...

The Bush Administration has come up with new and "creative" ways to obviously annoy Kim Jong Il...since military and diplomatic measures don't seem to be working they are taking away his luxury goods and liquor.

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration wants
North Korea's attention, so like a scolding parent it's trying to make it tougher for that country's eccentric leader to buy iPods, plasma televisions and Segway electric scooters. The U.S. government's first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il or presented by him as gifts to the roughly 600 loyalist families who run the communist government.
But the list of proposed luxury sanctions, obtained by The Associated Press, aims to make Kim's swanky life harder: No more cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, Harley Davidson motorcycles or even personal watercraft, such as Jet Skis.

WE HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to the ever hyped American need for materialistic goods the only way to reach foreign officials is to take away their Ipod....Does anyone else see something terribly wrong with this senario?? Like who cares about water, food, shelter....just fucking take away their Harley Davidson motorcycle....hmmmm...

Cheney takes hunting trip to Florida

GREAT! VP Cheney decided to head on down to Florida today for a nice little hunting trip. Time to call Walter Papa (yes that's my grandpa) and tell him NOT to go out hunting today. As a matter of fact, this is a warning to all Floridians - do NOT go hunting today if you can possibly bear it!

More on his trip here

Tracy Morgan arrested for DWI

OF COURSE!!! He was probably just celebrating the fact that his new show "30 Rock" is the bomb! That fucker is hilarious. However, getting arrested for driving drunk is not new to funny man Morgan. He was also arrested last December in LA for the same thing.

I don't get it - why don't these people just hire drivers? My ass wouldn't be driving ANYWHERE if I was rich and famous...

More on his recent arrest here

Party Girls

Nicole Richie reunited with her friend, Paris Hilton, at last night’s VW party in Los Angeles. The pair quickly went past the line hand in hand.

My Question is what the fuck are those boots Paris has on??? They are SO ugly. Nicole on the other hand looks great in her black tuxedo pants and christian Louboutin pumps. Work it Mrs. Richie!!!

"Source" - Dlisted

Snoopy Goes to the Pound

Police officers and detectives arrived at NBC studios yesterday in Los Angeles where Snoop Dog appeared on Jay Leno to serve him with a search warrant. They found cocaine, firearms and of course…weed. BIG fucking SURPRISE!! He was also cited for having a secret compartment in his car.

Snoop’s bail was set at $60,000.

I wonder what his wife Chante is saying??? She is Boss Lady and runs that house, so I wonder if she is letting him sweat it out in jail? We love you Snoop!!!!



"Source" - Dlisted

Cover Boy Ricky Martin

GRAB SOME KLEENEX!!



Ricky Martin is looking HAWT as Ocean Drive Espanol’s coverboy for the December 2006 issue! He is looking ohhh so sexy. Here are pieces of the interview:

On his morning rituals: “Clearly. Generally, I wake up early and I go to Starbucks. They know me there and they have the newspaper waiting for me, my coffee and my cinnamon roll. They are my family. Later, I go away to the gym and depending on how it is that day, I go study. I continue to practice capoeira (martial art of Brazil). I don’t go crazy training six hours daily like before anymore. I just go to the class.”

On following religion: I really like the Buddhist philosophy but that doesn’t mean that I am of the religion. If I subscribe to Buddhism, I can’t be of anything else. They limit to you in many aspects, and I am not going to follow those rules. I believe that everybody has the right to decide what makes him/her happy. I am not one to say what is better and which is worse in terms of faith. According to the teachings of Buddhism, the worst thing than you can do to your karma is to say to someone else that their faith is bad.

On his properties’ inspirations: My apartment in New York, creativity. Miami, peace. Puerto Rico is my home, it’s my people. I open the door in the mornings and say, “Ah, smells of Puerto Rico”. The one of Los Angeles, I’m selling and I’ve been offered money already. And I said, you have the key there. Congratulations, I will go and buy another one.

I'd hit it AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN. You get the picture!!





"Source" - JustJared

Princess Boghese.

So in my drunken state last night, I decided to watch "The Bachelor." And let me tell you friends that was some entertainment. First off he is a crier...and I mean actual tears rolling down his cheeck. His mom who claims to be a princess...is totally Jersey gutter trash...AND she is a palm reader...lets say it all together...T R A S H Y. Anyone seen Zoolander and remember his one look...Blue Steel?? Well Mr. Princess also only has one look and I like to refer to it as "Wounded Puppy." Everytime he looks at someone or whatever he gives that beseeching look like he has just been kicked too hard by his owner. Icing on the cake is when he picks his lady and she leans in to try and kiss him...he totally avoids her and pushes her away...Which leads me to my prediction...The only other time this fruit will be in the media is when he is busted outside of some gay club in Manhattan for giving a blow job in the parking lot.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALIENS...ER...GOD!

Soooo...after Fairy serenaded his new wife Katie at their wedding with "Lost That Love and Feeling", supposedly some record producers thought he sounded pretty good. They had also previously heard Katie sing in the remake of the "Singing Detective."

What does all of this mean? You got it - they are making exorbitant offers to the newlyweds to record an album together. Just what this world needs - another shitty CD! (that is a really pretty pic tho...)

More on this ridic story here

Why Why Why

Check out Britney, wearing a "Miss December" necklace in anticipation of her 25th birthday on Dec. 2nd, as she heads to L.A. hot spot Hyde Lounge on Monday. Brit Brit reportedly met up with new BFF Paris Hilton and her other "friend" Lindsay Lohan. I hate dogging this bitch, but seriously COME ON!!!! She is a hot mess and looks like a broke hippie.

I wonder if her, Paris and Lindsay "ski" together??? We all know Paris and Lindsay are fans of the slopes!!!



"Source" - Poeple.com

Look Who Is Speaking Again.......

From celebrating her divorce in Las Vegas earlier in the month, Shanna Moakler appears to be back on speaking terms with ex Travis Barker. The two had dinner together Monday, in Beverly Hills at Mr. Chow.

I wonder if Paris is pissed????


"Source" - People.com

Another Celebrity Baby Scandal!

Thanks to KP's assistant not working all day - we have come up with a new baby scandal. Below see pic of Brit Brit with SPF, aka baby #1. Then see pic of Brit Brit's first hubby of all of a day, Jason Alexander. Pay special attention to the ears. That kid is sooooooo his! If K-Fag tries to sue for custody I think a paternity test is in order!!!

Heidi Klum & Seal welcome second son

Heidi Klum & Seal posted an announcement on her website today letting the world know that they have welcomed their second baby boy to the world. Seal posted, "TO OUR CHILDREN, A BROTHER TO OUR PARENTS, A GRANDSON TO MY WIFE AND I, A SON TO OUR FAMiLY, A BLESSING JOHAN RILEY FYODOR TAIWO SAMUEL WAS BORN AN 11/22/06 AT 17:01 in L.A. WEIGHING 8 LBS 11 OUNCES. HE IS HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL AND LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS MOTHER." Awwww, good for them. Can their life be anymore perfect???

Stay posted here for pics of the baby

Another One Bites the Dust!!!!!!!!!

And no I am not engaged...But Pammy Anderson and Kid Rock are getting a DIVORCE. Yup folks it true as reported on TMZ. Poor Pammy suffered a miscarriage early this month and I guess that was all the poor lady could take. She and Kid both filed today citing "Irreconcilable Differences." Well at least they have all 4 weddings to look back on!

From the 'Neck - OMG I soooo called this one. See here where I gave them 1 month for each wedding they had. Yep - that's right kids, they only lasted 4 months. I'm psychic! Either that or these hollywood couples are REALLY predictable...

Um....Ya that's real manly Fairy!

OK...who knows if this is true but we are going to gossip abouts it anyways!! Apparently Fairy Cruise is quite the nervous eater. He gained a few lbs before his big wedding day and when he arrived in Rome the tux didn't fit!! SO what's a girl to do when your outfit doesn't fit????...well you add a girdle of course!! He didn't want to look like, "Two pigs wrestlin under a blanket." (If you don't know this quote then you are NO movie buff) Giorgio Armani and his minions quicky started to sew a girdle into the jacket so Fairy could still look pretty as a princess!! Everyone was sworn to secrecy...but good thing Armani employees love to gossip too!!

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

AKA...we have an engagment alert...and it's our one and only 'Neck! We wish them all the luck and happiness!!! Love you guys...so when are the kids coming??? I kid I kid!

They Kissed and Made Up

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears had quite the weekend. They were fighting and getting each other kicked out of parties, but it appears this trio has kissed and made-up. I swear Paris and Linsday have a love hate relationship and we love it!

The drama keeps getting better!

Lady Lohan's New Man

Lindsay Lohan was spotted getting "close" to Scott Thomas, lead singer of the band Ringside, backstage at their Saturday night concert at Hollywood's Vine Street Lounge. Lohan is a total man eater and seems to move from one man to the next. She's a total slut, but I kind of like it!

Scott is totally HAWT and once again, I'd hit it!!

Anderson Loves His Latin Men

According to Page Six:

"ANDERSON Cooper was friendly at a Brazilian airport on Friday. "Hi, I'm Anderson," he said to the "attractive" man standing next to him at the flight connection monitors in the Salvador terminal, a spy told The Post's Braden Keil. The 25ish fellow was wearing a tight T-shirt, cut-off shorts and an earring. According to our witness, the unshaven, solo-traveling CNN star chatted for 20 minutes with the stranger before the fellow had to say goodbye and board his flight to Rio."

We all knew that Anderson was gay and we love it. He is one of the sexiest men alive and the fact that he is so damn smart makes him even HOTTER!!!

I'd hit it!!

OMG GET OVER IT ROSIE!

Soooo - Clay Aiken, aka Gaykin, co-hosted the Live show with Kelly Ripa the other day. At one point, he placed his hand over Kelly's mouth to shut her up, to which she replied, "that's a no-no, I don't know where that hand has been." In response to this, bulldike Rosie decided to call Kelly's remark homophobic.

Uuuuum, first of all, how in the hell is that homophobic??? Rosie is just trying to be some kind of crusader for gay rights or some shit by creating something out of nothing. Secondly - some crusader she is - Gaykin isn't even OUT yet! Way to refer to a "straight" man as gay....lol! See it all below:

FRIDAY BOOBIES....really early sorry!

Ok since most of us will be gone for the next few days...we have your Friday Boobies...just a few days early...Thanks to C. Love's new makeover we have her boobies to appreciate!

Happy Turkey day people....PEACE.

WWYRB...WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BONE!!!

SOOO....We have a lot to be thankful for this year...#1 being...hopefully these two handsome devils pictured above won't be around much longer..so in honor of their soon departure...Who Would You Rather Bone...isn't Cheney's turkey gobbler so HAWT???!!!???

Pure Perfection!!!!

Nicole Richie looked perfect last night at the American Music Awards. From her sleek hair to her Christian Loubitans a bitch looked AMAZING. DON'T HATE!!!!!!

Paris pukes on stage!

OMG - my good pal Walter sent me the story of the week today! After Jay-Z's performance in Vegas recently, Paris decided she was going to do a follow up performance. She directed the DJ to play her song - but when she started to sing, puke came out instead. Bitch's music even makes HER throw up!

...maybe she should join BFF Kimberly Stewart in the "no more drinking" trend - just a thought...

See the full story here from someone that was there

A Bitch Is Back!!!

Britney was a surprise presenter at The American Music Awards held in Los Angeles last night. Basically Brit Brit looks amazing and it's good to know a bitch is back in action and ready to work. Thank god she got rid of that trash bag. I wonder what he was up to last night???

Brit Brit back in action

Brit is caught here on tape presenting the first award at the AMA's just after Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of ex-hubby K-Fag. She doesn't partake, but also doesn't seem to mind the jokes at her ex's expense. Oh, she looks great too...

See the video here

ok im still obsessed...

Looks like the marriage is on for Sacha Boron Cohen and Isla Fisher...They were waiting until lil miss hottie was fully converted to Judaism.

A source close to the couple confirms the conversion was completed, and
another pal tells Us, “They will get married soon.” Fisher, who is currently
shooting the comedy Definitely, Maybe, “has studied Hebrew and learned to
cook
traditional recipes,” adds the friend.

Damn every pic...still looks hot!

Jack Turns The BIG 21

Jack Osbourne clebebrated his birthday dinner at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Osbourne turned 21 on Nov. 8. He is looking pretty good! He might be bone worthy????

Rachel Zoe Gets the Boot!!!

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has been given the axe by Nicole Richie. No word why the two parted ways, but it's a done deal.
My guess is that her clients are tired of being anorexic and looking like skeletons!! Just a guess!!!!!

OH CANADA!!!

Thanks to the Canadians we have this lovely article. Check it...

Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Almost immediately after we heard Britney Spears was finally going to ditch her leach of a husband Kevin Federline, we heard of the now famous sex tape.
Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal.
Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.
“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”
Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes.

First off...I highlighted everything that is so hilarious about this article....And why is a friend of the family...who is 55..commenting on Brit's sex tape...This isn't Jerry Springer...oh wait...

LOLZ

Apparently Tom Cruise doesn't have any new and unique love moves...Check it,

For Tom Cruise, words weren't enough to express his feelings for Katie Holmes. He had to do it in song -- and a familiar one at that.
When, L.A. deejay Mark Ronson played the Righteous Brothers tune "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" during the reception for the couple's wedding, Cruise serenaded his bride by singing along with the record.
"She was completely touched -- laughing, loving him and enjoying him," guest Leah Remini tells PEOPLE.

You have GOT to be kidding me...this can't be true! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAA...I'm so dying over here...He can't even think of new ways to woo the love of his life..he has to resort to Tom Gun techniques...DUDE earth to Tom...Maverick was a fictional character!!!! Like how dull, and PS...Tom that is still pretty fruity!

Tyra's finally got herself a man yall.

Here are breaking pics of Tyra Banks and her new man. Like who is this fool?? And he is like 67?? Poor Tyra can't even find herself a celebrity...hopefully at least he has money...Good luck Tyra!

From the 'Neck - He is giving Tyra A LOT to be thankful for this year - at least by the looks of his girth...

Um, did Kramer say the "N" word???

OK, I'm sure you have ALL heard about Kramer's little performance at the Laugh Factory the other night where he responded to a heckler by calling him the "N" word repeatedly. What the hell? I thought Kramer was cool and funny - guess not. There goes any little bit of a career he was hoping to still have...sad.

Yes friends it's TRUE....

Celebrities have sex at the Playboy Mansion!!! A former Playmate and 2yr resident of the Mansion is writting a tell all book about all the fun that happens inside!

“Anything goes in that place — It’s everything you ever imagined and worse… Leonardo [DiCaprio], Owen [Wilson] and Colin [Farrell] were the girls’ favourites.

Leo…[would] practically live at the mansion. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house… Leo loved to sneak into the grounds with them and have sex on the benches in the undergrowth next to the monkey enclosures. Matthew Perry from Friends liked that, too.

Owen Wilson was another one who practically lived at the mansion. He had a reputation for being fantastic in bed as well. I couldn’t count the girls who bragged how they’d enjoyed group sex sessions with him.

Colin Farrell had that knack, too. One night we watched as he led one of the Playmates down to what we call the Greenhouse. It’s a glass area in the garden where the showers are. There he stripped off the girl’s clothes, kissing and touching her all over. He was tearing at his shirt. They couldn’t get enough of each other… Colin just loved to romp outdoors.”

WHAT...you mean people have sex at those parties? I just can not imagine!!! Like I thought the Playboy image was so wholesome! Stay tuned for the book by Izabella St James, "The Castle that Airbrushing Built."

Bond is HAWT!

OMG - went to see the new Bond movie last night - it was FABULOUS. I was a little iffy on the new Bond at first, but soon came to realize this bitch is hawt! He was a delight to get to stare at on screen for the full 2.5 hours. I tried to find a pic for all of you from the naked torture scene, but this is all I could find. You should go see the movie if not just to see this man's hot bod nude!