I WAS RIGHT!

You know it's scary how many times I am right about shiz. I said that Britney was probably one of those mom's that put soda in the babies bottles....Well US Weekly just confirmed my little rumor. Also I just added the other pics that surfaced of Britney Spears posing with some dancers in New York. Bitch looks E'd out..not that I know what that looks like or anything but ya know I've heard. PS. Does anyone see the ashy butt or is that just me???

GLADYS KNIGHT!

Who knew that reading every celebrity blog would pay off one day???? Well for me it totally did! A Socialite's Life had a little contest for Gladys Knight tickets at the Hollywood Bowl this last Friday. And your lil flip made the cut. It was a great night. Wayne Brady opened with his Rat Pack shtick....he was good...made all the white people laugh...I'm sorry after Dave Chapelle I can never look at Wayne Brady the same.

"Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X" LOLOLOL

Gladys was the shit. Bitch kept referring to herself as "the Relic"...well damn Relics can still rock the house. The LA Philharmonic is fucking AWESOME. All you LA folks really need to see them play..it was amazing. All in all we had a great time capped off with fireworks. Thanks go to "A Socialite's Life" You guys are ok in the fab3 book.

HOT OLDER LADIES...SORTA NAKED?

I love how older women are coming back...BUT it's not like these bitches are even that old.... I love these pics...I want to be them! Claudia Schiffer is fuckin hot as hell and she was always my favorite supermodel. AND Mary Louise Parker in Weeds...there aren't even words.

PENIS FRIDAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Don't worry we aren't changing boobies friday I posted these just for fun..Thanks Shmar Moore for showing us some black boy peen before the weekend. Thank god black guys don't have pink ones....ew...pink.

What chu talking bouts Willis?

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO LIL KIM????????? She has paid one too many visits to the plastic surgeon's office. I love her expression...

Huh!

Even more surprising this month than Lindsay's 2nd DUI and Brit's breakdown (cuz really - those two things really aren't that surprising), is Jason Priestley on the cover of Us Weekly. I just can't believe that Brandon Walsh is still making covers of magazines - what is the last thing he has done entertainment-wise? Oh well, good for him and his baby, and baby mama (although i'm sure it cost them an arm and a leg to get Us Weekly to post the story)!!!


More pics here

Claudia Schiffer - still hot

Ok, seriously - Claudia was at her most famous when i was like 16 - how the hell is she still this hot??? These pics are from the upcoming August edition of Vogue Paris. She still looks damn good! I'm glad to see that her comeback is a bit more successful than Brit's...

More Claudia pics here

um, why???

oh good god, as if these mom jeans that JLo has on aren't bad enough, she just announced that she is going on tour with her hubby. Wasn't that duo they did on the grammy's a year or so ago when she was brushing her hair in front of a vanity bad enough? Why on earth would anyone endorse the two of them on tour together??? Don't worry about reserving your tickets in advance, i'm sure it WON'T sell out...

Thanks again, Dlisted

EWWWWW...BARF!

SICK SICK SICK SICK. What are Katie and Tom doing? Please tell me that they don't do this often. I'm so grossed out. This isn't a good image you want to project to future scientologists...this just sicks everyone out! Plus you can totally tell that Fairy is looking at Katie's ass...he can't even touch the vagine he is a total butt hole man. AND STOP sweating...argh

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO US!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you believe it???? We are one years old today. Geez we have been thru a lot..the Britney up and downs..Lindsay's battles with rehab...BECKS COMING TO AMERICA! The latter is something we never thought would happen when we kicked the blog off with Becks in his speedos...awww memories! Thanks for reading bitches!!!!!!!!! I posted some quality comments that we received below...awwww I love our readers!



Anonymous said...
Why can you not leave her alone. She is adorable and I really enjoy her show.

Anonymous said...
everyone has problems in there lives and how would you like it if someone dug-up shit on you and posted it for all to see
she is trying to do her job and live her life why cant people just leave her alone
dont you have somethingelse to do with your time
GET A LIFE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...
LAME!!! LAME BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

what in the fag?

Perez Hilton is funny sometimes...but did he really have to pull a Britney and walk around in a pink wig and underwear? REALLY? And the cameltoe? I guess we know now that cameltoe is not reserved just for girls. I bet his peen is teeennnnnnyy.

SPOT THE FREAK or HOMO

God this pic is just downright scary. Poor Becks. You know that hobbit Tom Cruise has been trying to do him in the butt for so long. This pic was taken at the "Welcome to America" party thrown by Tom Cruise and Will Smith (aka..Scientologists)...they are so desperate to get in Beck's ass that they just had to throw him some trashy party. RUN KATIE...FOR YOUR LIFE..what am I saying she prob loves licking Jada's ill na na.

That's right bitch.

I like Zahara's style. She is for sure Queen Bee around this bitch. She has Pax doing all the work in his underwear while only letting him eat what she gives him. I used to do the same thing to my brothers. Gotta keep the help down or else they can't be controlled. Some where in the world my brothers are talking to their therapists about how hard their life has been doing my laundry and cleaning my room. Shit life sucks don't it boys! KIDDING!

This pic has been banned in 42 countries.

Just kidding! But it should be....Something is seriously wrong. I know I am being a hater...all woman's bodies are different and Serena is an athlete. BLAH BLAH..
Still the sight of her rear end is ruining my appetite. There I am done.

OMG I LOVE LOVE THIS...

A fellow blogger site..Crunk and Disorderly..posted a little column they found in Hood Magazine. Sounds great right? Well it gets better...The columnist is none other than Khia...you remember her song from college...MY NECK MY BACK LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK...ya I knew ya'll would remember it..So anyways just read one of her entries...It speaks for itself.

Khia help me I been with this girl faithfully for 7 months and she havent let me glance at the pussy. I havent felt no titties or nothing what am I doing wrong. Shes not a virgin she got two girls. I don't know how much longer I can wait. The hardest part is she always wearing short shit, and khia she got a big gurilla ass. Please help me!

-Mike (Houston, TX)

her response:

What's really Hood Mike? This sounds like some Jerry Springer shit, 7 months without even a glance at the pussy what is that about, you sure she's not a man? I know you said she has two kids but damn are they her's? You know there's a lot of punks out here getting ass shots and tittie jobs but for real you say you ain't feel no ass, titties or nothing. What is she saying about this because something in the milk ain't clean. What is she telling you when you try and get some, damn I'm lost for words. Well all I can say is if you really care about her talk to her and find out what's really going on and why she's holding back. Tell her your needs as a man and let her know how you feel cause shit she's going to have to drop them panties sooner or later and I hope she ain't hiding a dick under there. Shit maybe she's waiting for marriage this time you say she has two kids already, maybe she wants to do it right this time and if so you better start shopping for a ring or move...Next!!!!!

oh jesus Britney really?

Here are pics of Brit onset of her new "comeback" video. Really? I mean the outfit? Really? What can the concept of the video possibly be? How to look fat and trashy while being the mother of two??? Ya sounds like a hot video.

FRIDAY BOOBIES

DAMN EVE WTF????? This pic is really old but I STILL couldn't help but post it...it's like I guess all those rumors of Eve being a lesbian have a little truth to them....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...well good for her it looks like she is enjoying herself.

And on to the next classy babe....

Victoria Silvsted. You have seen her before. Well who knew she was a gold digger (how else do you explain shortie over here) and horny? Seriously tho these pics kinda make me ill...the dude looks like he is sucking nourishment out of her ill na na....ew I just made myself sick.

CUUUUUUUUTTTEEE

I thought I would spare us the usual cute of celebrity children and go for animals. AND WHAT A LIL CUTIE!! I love him can I have him?

Another of Tara.

I don't know why I am picking on Tara/Brit today...must be a slow gossip day. But here is another beauty of Tara showing off her perfect stomach. Perfect if you mean you can count the wrinkles that her cheap ass dr. gave her...or whatever those things are on her stomach...any ideas?

Another timeless pic.

Not only does Brit have bad hair...She apparently does not own any bathing suits. Here are pics of her impromptu swim at the beach. Only the classiest of ladies forgoes bathing suits and goes in bras and panties. PS. She kinda looks like me from behind.

In Brittney news...

Bitch still has bunk ass extensions. Does she NOT see how bad these things look? Doesn't her head itch? Who does those things Sha Nay Nay from down the block? I didn't know they had ghetto hair dressers in Malibu?

Thanks Perez...PS. Did anyone see his hair color on Posh's TV show and then the other color on Kathy Griffen? How does this boy do his hair? Kool-aide?

EWWWWWWWWWWW

WTF is wrong with Tara Reid's boob...I thought she got this shit fixed. It's like her boobs are trying to run for their lives.

Thanks DListed.

Petra ...wow

Petra Nemcova. You have heard of her right? She was the model who clung to a palm tree during the Tsunami and lived....miraculously. Here she is celebrating her life and she is celebrating.

Victoria Secret Hottie...Alessandra

ya'll know Alessandra. She is the go to Victoria Secret girl. Well the hot weather has insprired her to get a lil frisky...lucky dude!

FRIDAY BOOBIES!

Have you guys heard the story about Gavin Rossdale's love child? Apparently his bff and he and had a one night stand that resulted in a child, Daisy Lowe. At first they all thought the daughter was anothers but as Daisy grew older she started to look more like Gavin than the other dude. As soon as they figured out who her real daddy is Gavin dropped out of the pic. Apparently the child caused some friction in the Rossdale/Stafani marriage. Too bad she doesn't have a father figure cuz here she is working thru her daddy issues......

Time to be inspired!

Ok kiddies...slow gossip day so I am posting some things to get yall inspired. Check this out..Conde Nast Traveler has a Dream Trip Contest. Readers are asked to send in their favorite travel pics and also describe their very own dream vacation. The pic above was taken in Ngorongoro Crater, Tanzania. Fucking insane.

The 20 Finalists,

Chosen by the Editors of Condé Nast Traveler

Of the more than 29,000 entries we received for the Dream Trip Contest, the 20 finalists below most effectively conveyed, in photos and text, why the travel experiences they captured transport them (and now us) again and again. Click the thumbnails to read the winning travel moments, would-be dream trips, and three tips each finalist provided to demonstrate his or her travel savvy. The grand-prize winner will be announced in late August.

Ahh...summer...where and what to do!

Thanks to the online version of Conde Nast Traveler....We have some lovely destinations for the summer. Our own Southern CA made the list..a couple of times actually. Check out the article...you will be surprised not only beaches made the cut. There is a little something for everyone! Mountains, lakes, rivers and cities! The pic above is of Oceanside, CA.

CUTE ALERT!

Damn that Gwen Stafani! How does she always look so damn perfect! She's at the damn beach and still looks imaculate. I am always a hot mess! Whatevs...enjoy the pics of lil Kingston...love him!

Oh Britney...

She has become my role model again..but this time it's because of her utter lack of regard for commom morals. Don't you love how baby is already reaching for the cigs. smart boy.

Cigs - Check
Redbull - Check
Baby in diaper - Check
WT for Life - FUCKIN DOUBLE CHECK

FRIDAY BOOBIES

Thanks to summer vacations...we have boobies from boats! Enjoy! Thanks Rebecca Gayheart!