Fergie used to be a meth-head!

Fergie tells people magazine that her idea of being high used to be with crystal meth. WOWOWOWOW!!! How could the fab three not have guessed that one - she def looks the part - trashy! No wonder her man dumped her...



More on Fergie & her meth days here

Brad vows not to marry until everyone else can

Wow, I have to hand it to him. Brad Pitt has come up with the best excuse EVER not to marry his bitch! Brad vows not to get married until everyone else in our country that wishes to marry can legally wed. Funny that he said this just after Angelina finally agreed to marriage...heh heh heh.



More on the new PC Brad here

9/11 - in your honor

Who better to post on the 5th anniversary of Sept. 11??? Ann Coulter, of course. What was it she said about the widows of 9/11?? Oh yes, I remember now. "I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much." Well, Ann wouldn't know about grieving the loss of a husband because she can't even get a date. Could it be because she looks like a horse or that she is privately a lesbian and that's the real reason she hates liberals so much? She is in denial of what she really is. Sad...

More on this crazy bitch here

I love it when you act crazy!!

Don't you just love his crazy eyes!!!! I would totally hit that!

Rachel Bilson is over it...

Rachel Bilson thinks that The OC has jumped the shark. GDit...The OC is like seriously my favorite show...and Summer and Seth are the cutest, most fun, witty couple on TV!!! Plus their outfits are to die for!!! Now that everyone is over it expect them to all leave the show...BUT there are always spinoffs...How bout we keep the parents around since they are the most dramatic anyways...We can call the show..."The OC, Newport Group."

Diddy forced to change name - AGAIN

Diddy has been forced by the courts in England to stop going by the name "Diddy". A London-based music producer already goes by that name and sued for confusion over the similarity in branding names. Let's see - what could he go by now??? He's already been Puff Daddy, Puffy, P Diddy, Diddy...

Maybe it's time he just went by Sean Combs...


More on this story here

Who wants to go to Shar Jackson's B-day Party???

Ya that's what I thought...nobody!! Her publicist sent out this following release for Shar's birthday, "Submit your talent to attend this fantastic event to honor Shar Jackson's birthday."

AHHAHHAHHAAAAA...I bet no one comes...well scratch that..I bet the attendees include Shannon Elizabeth, Tara Reid, and if she's lucky Bai Ling... My guess is the party will be held at the parking lot of the local high school catered by the one and only KFC!

Who's your daddy???

Now I'm just sayin', seems this kid looks an awful like Mr. Klein. I wonder what he thinks about the timing of all of this along with the end of his relationship with Ms. Holmes??? Our bet: He got paid off big time and is soon to be appearing in movies from Tom's new production studio. Like I said - i'm just sayin'...but mark my words - you heard it here first!

Thanks for the photos Ms. Persis!

Roach Clip..heh heh heh

Yeah, I thought that at first too, but please watch this weather man scream like a girl at the sight of a roach! Hilarious!!!

The new Chic is Cheap..

Kate Moss was just photgraphed with this lovely bag...which according to the price tag is all of 2.99 (pounds of course)...She has ignited a trend...a cheap one...find a bag...think its cute..sport the shit out of it!!!!!!

Heather Mills McCart is a Tramp Bitch...

Don't give Heather a penny, first husband tells McCartney....According to him he is not surprised that the marriage is over...he is surprised it lasted so long. "She always ran away. If you had an argument with her she would run away. When you caught her out lying she would run away." He also mentioned that she ran off with many men during the course of their 5 year relationship...and the marriage ended when she ran off with the ski instructor.

The truth about Lindsay Lohan jewel theft: aide simply forgot the bag

OF COURSE...dumb bitch thinks someone is robbing her...but come to find out they simply forgot to load the bag into the car...and then they found it in the parking lot...with NOTHING MISSING...Here's a thought...maybe when you have millions of dollars of jewelry you should maybe hold onto the bag yourself...just a thought...

Diddy doubles up

"It is official. Two more Combs. World, you're in trouble now!" Those words are straight from Diddy's mouth - he is having twins! God, this is my worst nightmare. Can someone please make it illegal for this man to reproduce??? Sick.

More on Diddy's two new brats here

Pirate's 3rd movie ever to hit $1 billion mark

I'm sure the movie is good and all, but you can't tell me this had nothing to do with it....

More on this blockbuster here

Jess & Ashlee fire publicist, Rob Shuter

Remember rumors that Jess was in love with John Mayer and then that he dumped her? Well, it was all a publicity stunt by Jess & Ashlee's publicist, w/out her knowledge. So the girls have teamed up and fired his ass! Way to go, girls. Now you just have to find someone else that can deal with your crazy dad and still manage to make people buy your albums - good luck!!!



More on the "girl power" here

Denise & Richie engaged

These peeps really live their lives like movies - everything must be wrapped up in under 2 hours! Richie popped the question to Denise and she said yes - AND they are hoping to have the wedding in a few weeks. It's like the real life Melrose Place over there in Malibu!!! Stay away if you have a man you plan to keep...



More on these love birds here

Kate's Boobs - Friday Edition

Happy Friday Everyone!!!! Just a little nudity to spice up the day...Loves Ya!!

My workout has finally rewarded me!

This morning, after being dragged out of bed to hike runyan - I was finally rewarded. Coming over the hill, who do I see but Andre 3000! I love that guy! And...he gave me a "wassup". This is the best Friday ever!!! Thank you Andrew for draggin me out of bed and thank you Andre for making me skinny - cuz my ass is hiking every morning now in hopes of another sighting!

Poor Llo got robbed!!!

What makes Llo cry??? Someone stole her huge orange hermes bag which was holding over $1 million worth of jewelry from the Heathrow airport. Boo! Won't you please return it to her? She can't afford to replace everything...

From the "Fag" - Stupid bitch "misplaced" it and someone returned it. Maybe Ms. Lohan is having financial problems and wanted to collect insurance money?????? Hmmmmmmm

More on Lohan's missing things here

MTV = Team No Fun!

Please see the attached article for a sad, but true realization of what MTV has become at the age of 25 - LAME!!! We mourn the loss of the channel that taught us all how to rock & roll...
MTV: Tone Deaf at 25

You know you're trashy when....

You combine two names to make one name....THANKS BRIT BRIT...
She is combining her dad's name (Jaime) and her mom's name (Lynn) to make Jailynn....
Doesn't that just ring of class??

Thanks Garten...I know that you are just as sad as me to hear such things...

TEAM SAVE BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From the 'Neck: Well she is just following in the footsteps of her trashy parents - isn't her sister's name Jaime Lynn Spears? I'm even a redneck and think that's trashy - Barf!

Diddy had acne first!!!

He is just too much fun to blog about - so here is some more. You heard it here kids - Diddy was the first one to have horrible acne and need proactive! Gross!

diddy drunk

Pee Diddy - aptly named

This guy is un-fuckin-believable!!! He is really taking himself seriously - but hey - i guess we are the ones blogging it!!!

Pee Diddy

Not a good way to get on Naomi's good side...

Tyra Banks is such a top notch journalist. She is interviewing the assistant that Naomi Campbell allegedly beat with a cell phone. Note to Tyra...interviewing Naomi's assistant is not the way to get that crazy bitch to like you...if you think she hates you now...just wait sister. Shit has not yet begun to hit the fan....GOOD LUCK!!!!

PS...doesnt this pic look hot of Tyra! WTF happened. When did she turn into a two bit tranny..I swear I saw her on Santa Monica Blvd yesterday working the 7-11.

Paris Gets Arrested for a DUI

Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for driving under the influence, after leaving a charity event in Hollywood. Paris attended the event with her sister Nicki and Kim Stewart.

Maybe next time she should let that sweaty pig, Brandon Davis drive! Isn't he sober now?


From the 'Neck: Of course her PR rep was right there to say she hadn't eaten in 24 hours and only had one margarita that put her over the edge. I got one word for you, mama: EAT!!! It won't kill you - I promise.

You could have your very own Cher costume!

That's right, kiddies! You can go right down to the Beverly Hilton Hotel starting Oct.3 and bid for your very own Cher costume. We all know what a great sense of fashion she has...well, least it's better than Britney's!

More on Cher's big auction here

See the movie of Kate Moss that crashed computers yesterday!

Kate Moss Agent Provocateur (Full Movie!)


Once again this crazy crackhead has made headlines...no she didnt snort some coke on camera...she just stripped down to her skivies!!!!!!!!! Watch these short movies (and stay tuned for two more) and see Ms. Moss in various state of undress acting out a dream sequence..

Madonna could DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ceiling of the stadium that Madonna is set to perform in next week could collapse the architect claims. According to him the vibrations from the show could weaken the structure of the stadium. Maybe Madge should listen cuz the last place this weirdo designed collapsed and killed 28 people!!!!!! WTF..why is this guy designing anything? And why isn't this fucker in jail already??

Bob Dylan still our #1 rocker!

Bob Dylan's new album, "Modern Times," hit #1 on the charts this week. I don't know what's worse - that his son's band the Wallflowers blows while his dad is still rockin' or that Paris got showed up by a 70 year old....



Thanks for the tip, Jae Rae!!!


More on our man, Bob, here

Dad Hits 13 yr old in football game

LOL! that poor kid will never live down the fact that his dad had to kick his bully's ass! way to go dad, now your kid is going to get beat up even more!

Erica's Thoughts!

Our good friend and field reporter, Erica, had some thoughts on a couple of things. Please read below:

Hi

I just wanted to make a couple of comments!!!

1. I think Scott Storch is kinda cute... Actually I think he is pretty hot. I don't know what it is. He just looks sexy.

2. Angela from Project Runway did make one cute outfit... The one where she said her model was a summer camp counselor in Paris. That one I would totally wear.

3. I really liked J-Lo's outfit on the VMA's. I think she looked bomb. I even went to 23rd on Saturday to see if I could find a similar hat to wear on my bday!

4. I agree... Paris looked awful and her outfit did make her look like a giant tampon. Good call.

Hope you are having a good day!
xoxo
Erica

Has Nip/Tuck jumped the shark???

I still love these two hottie plastic surgeons, but the season opener for the show seems to have gone a bit too weird on me. Julia & Sean are going to have a lobster hands baby??? Sick! And all the gay shit seems to just be due to lack of new ideas - come up with something that is really edgy - not just pretending to be! However, they did show a preview for the creator's new movie, Running with Scissors, which looks hilarious. I'll stay tuned for that...

See more on this episode and more here

iGallop TV Ad - WTF???

Uuuummmm - this is supposed to be a new workout tool - i wonder if the outfits come with it???

Suri Lives

Katie Couric showed the cover of tomorrow's Vanity Fair with Suri Cruise on the cover tonight on the CBS Evening Show. Tonight was Katie's first night as the new host. Congrats Ms. Couric!!!!


From the 'Neck: Lil' bitch looks like Damien from "Omen" - what day was she born again???

Lady Lohan Does Venice

Some great pictures of Ms. Lohan and her beau Harry Morton in Venice for the Venice Film Festival.
Hawt!!

Work it Bitch!!

WTF is up with that hat? Bitch looks like she borrowed it from LaToya Jackson or Jose Eber!! Hate it.

Picutre of Perfection

How perfect, Seal and Heidi Klum – with children Henry, 11 months, and Leni, 2 – take a walk in lower Manhattan Monday with Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and their son, Kingston, 3 months. God they are so perfect it makes me sick!

Who would you rather bone...

In honor of Rosie O'Donnell's new gig on the The View....This week's WWYRB is dedicated to past and future "Ladies" of The View...enjoy!!!
Would you rather this...


Or this...

Our friend Meg was cool enough to share this video with us. It was made by some of her friends and is hilarious. You may even find a few tips for how to get the girl of your dreams. Oh, and the little girl is super cute!

Le Montage - a short film from Handsome Donkey



thanks, Meg!!!

If you like this video - you can see more here

Jessica Simpson steals candy from kids!

Ok, well not literally - but Jessica recently took a haul of over 70k home with her from the vma's including a 50k convertible that she won on the show. After the show, her spokesman said that Jess wished to donate the goods to a charity, Operation Smile, that offers plastic surgery to children with facial deformities. Well, looks like Jess has decided she likes the items, because she has yet to donate them and now they say she hasn't really thought about it yet. I agree with her spokeman's initial comment, "People like her don't really need these things because they already have everything." Come on Jess - don't be greedy! You have a pretty face AND all that shit you don't need - least give it to the kids like you said you would...




Thanks for the heads up on this greedy bitch, Broms!

More on this sick story of greed here

Seperated by Scientology.

Mr. Kate Moss looking lovely as always...


Katie Holmes looking as brain dead as always....


Read more on Katie and the plan to publish the "baby" pics..

Farewell, Croc Hunter

I know this is a sad one, but let's all take a moment to remember that crazy Aussie - the notorious Croc Hunter. He passed this weekend after being stabbed by a stingray while filming a documentary of the Great Barrier Reef. 'Least he died doing what he loves...



More on the croc hunter here

She Gives Great Head!

I always knew that LLo was very talented!!!

Welcome Back to Work Bitches!!!!

Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy are getting MARRIED...That is after he finds the perfect ring to propose. UM did Scary Spice not get the memo....he likes PENIS lady...RUN...while you still have your lovely woman parts.

Mos Def Arrested

Cops are idiots! They arrested Mos Def for performing without permission outside of the VMA awards in NYC. Come on!!! Mos Def is WAAAAY better than most of the people that actually performed for the VMA's. The show has really gone downhill with this one...

FREE MOS DEF!


More on this rapper here

VMA's - A LA Heats!!

Well thanks again to our reporter in the field, Ms. Heats, we were able to have some extra commentary on the VMA's...read on bitches..

1) Jack Black, love the guy, but not such a great host -they really need to stick with hosts with an SNL background - they're the only ones who do it right!
2) Beyonce...actually was a really good performance, but seems familiar. Hasn't she already done the whole lowered from the ceiling entrance before? The flail factor was also a bit much as well - but that wasn't too surprising per her "Deja Vu" video.

Best moments:
-During Luda and Pharrell's performance when the cameras cut to a straight-on shot of one of their backup dancers eating shit.
-X-Tina - always a winner in my book.
-All American Rejects - Any guy who is too drunk to compose a coherent acceptance speech gets a gold star from me.

Overall, there were not too many great moments at this show. No controversy, not catfights, no dissing, no people clearly pill-popping (yes Paula, this means you)...pretty "blah" all across the board. Kind of makes you miss the good 'ol days when Michael and Madonna were on top, doesn't it?

THANKS HEATS!!! You are a top-notch journalist!

AND THE AWARD FOR NAST....

goes to Scott Storch. You look sick, sorry. And who is that poor thang you brought with you? I really hope you didnt have sex with her cuz that is something that will haunt her for the REST of her life.

From the 'Neck: Well what do you expect from someone that speaks of himself in the third person like this quote from his recent Rolling Stone interview: "They came to Scott Storch," he says, "and I gave 'em some hot shit, and they smacked me in my face and disrespected me." The smily with the "L" over his forehead on my IM says it all...
See more of this article here

Shakira too straight edge?

So we were all a bit disappointed with Shakira's tame performance last night - like come on - shake those hips, sista!!! I think it's about time she stepped it up a notch and does a "paris" video. Can you imagine those hips in that video? Thanks for the mental image, Dwayne-wayne!!!

BRINGING "SEXY BACK!!!!!"

That was the theme of this year VMA's. JT rocked the house as well as The All American Rejects, Tenacious D, and Jack White's new band the Racentours.



NOW TO THE NASTY PICS- they did not bring sexy back.....

JLo....What the F was that crazy bitch wearing...does she have cancer? Or has her hair fallen out from all the nasty dye jobs?



PARIS...what the fuck...you look like a tampon.


Jessica Simpson you have been showing up lately looking a little rough...how bout no more short dresses cuz you look a little..um...zaftig.



JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS...



Oh.. and did anyone hear Britney and Kevin get boo'd. HAHA You used to rule the VMA's and now look at you. No one even cares...so sad..

From the 'Neck: Brit & K-Fed, you should listen to the fans and GO AWAY ALREADY! You are no longer wanted...

Piggy!!!

Jessica Simpson arrived at the VMA's last night looking like it took a small army to stuff her into that dress. I guess the breakup has added some extra pounds to Ms. Simpson