ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

AKA...we have an engagment alert...and it's our one and only 'Neck! We wish them all the luck and happiness!!! Love you guys...so when are the kids coming??? I kid I kid!

They Kissed and Made Up

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears had quite the weekend. They were fighting and getting each other kicked out of parties, but it appears this trio has kissed and made-up. I swear Paris and Linsday have a love hate relationship and we love it!

The drama keeps getting better!

Lady Lohan's New Man

Lindsay Lohan was spotted getting "close" to Scott Thomas, lead singer of the band Ringside, backstage at their Saturday night concert at Hollywood's Vine Street Lounge. Lohan is a total man eater and seems to move from one man to the next. She's a total slut, but I kind of like it!

Scott is totally HAWT and once again, I'd hit it!!

Anderson Loves His Latin Men

According to Page Six:

"ANDERSON Cooper was friendly at a Brazilian airport on Friday. "Hi, I'm Anderson," he said to the "attractive" man standing next to him at the flight connection monitors in the Salvador terminal, a spy told The Post's Braden Keil. The 25ish fellow was wearing a tight T-shirt, cut-off shorts and an earring. According to our witness, the unshaven, solo-traveling CNN star chatted for 20 minutes with the stranger before the fellow had to say goodbye and board his flight to Rio."

We all knew that Anderson was gay and we love it. He is one of the sexiest men alive and the fact that he is so damn smart makes him even HOTTER!!!

I'd hit it!!

OMG GET OVER IT ROSIE!

Soooo - Clay Aiken, aka Gaykin, co-hosted the Live show with Kelly Ripa the other day. At one point, he placed his hand over Kelly's mouth to shut her up, to which she replied, "that's a no-no, I don't know where that hand has been." In response to this, bulldike Rosie decided to call Kelly's remark homophobic.

Uuuuum, first of all, how in the hell is that homophobic??? Rosie is just trying to be some kind of crusader for gay rights or some shit by creating something out of nothing. Secondly - some crusader she is - Gaykin isn't even OUT yet! Way to refer to a "straight" man as gay....lol! See it all below:

FRIDAY BOOBIES....really early sorry!

Ok since most of us will be gone for the next few days...we have your Friday Boobies...just a few days early...Thanks to C. Love's new makeover we have her boobies to appreciate!

Happy Turkey day people....PEACE.

WWYRB...WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BONE!!!

SOOO....We have a lot to be thankful for this year...#1 being...hopefully these two handsome devils pictured above won't be around much longer..so in honor of their soon departure...Who Would You Rather Bone...isn't Cheney's turkey gobbler so HAWT???!!!???

Pure Perfection!!!!

Nicole Richie looked perfect last night at the American Music Awards. From her sleek hair to her Christian Loubitans a bitch looked AMAZING. DON'T HATE!!!!!!

Paris pukes on stage!

OMG - my good pal Walter sent me the story of the week today! After Jay-Z's performance in Vegas recently, Paris decided she was going to do a follow up performance. She directed the DJ to play her song - but when she started to sing, puke came out instead. Bitch's music even makes HER throw up!

...maybe she should join BFF Kimberly Stewart in the "no more drinking" trend - just a thought...

See the full story here from someone that was there

A Bitch Is Back!!!

Britney was a surprise presenter at The American Music Awards held in Los Angeles last night. Basically Brit Brit looks amazing and it's good to know a bitch is back in action and ready to work. Thank god she got rid of that trash bag. I wonder what he was up to last night???

Brit Brit back in action

Brit is caught here on tape presenting the first award at the AMA's just after Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of ex-hubby K-Fag. She doesn't partake, but also doesn't seem to mind the jokes at her ex's expense. Oh, she looks great too...

See the video here

ok im still obsessed...

Looks like the marriage is on for Sacha Boron Cohen and Isla Fisher...They were waiting until lil miss hottie was fully converted to Judaism.

A source close to the couple confirms the conversion was completed, and
another pal tells Us, “They will get married soon.” Fisher, who is currently
shooting the comedy Definitely, Maybe, “has studied Hebrew and learned to
cook
traditional recipes,” adds the friend.

Damn every pic...still looks hot!

Jack Turns The BIG 21

Jack Osbourne clebebrated his birthday dinner at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Osbourne turned 21 on Nov. 8. He is looking pretty good! He might be bone worthy????

Rachel Zoe Gets the Boot!!!

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has been given the axe by Nicole Richie. No word why the two parted ways, but it's a done deal.
My guess is that her clients are tired of being anorexic and looking like skeletons!! Just a guess!!!!!

OH CANADA!!!

Thanks to the Canadians we have this lovely article. Check it...

Los Angeles (eCanadaNow) - Almost immediately after we heard Britney Spears was finally going to ditch her leach of a husband Kevin Federline, we heard of the now famous sex tape.
Federline has already been approached by a porn mogul in the U.S. to buy the tape, but choose to pass on the deal.
Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.“Brit figures she’ll beat that sucker to the punch, just like she did by giving away pictures of Jayden James,” said Spears family friend Nyla Price, 55, the owner of Nyla’s Burger Basket.
“Half of nuthin’ is nuthin’, and that’s what her lying skunk of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it.”
Federline has been saying the sex tape is four hours long, however, Price says the tape is closer to forty-five minutes.

First off...I highlighted everything that is so hilarious about this article....And why is a friend of the family...who is 55..commenting on Brit's sex tape...This isn't Jerry Springer...oh wait...

LOLZ

Apparently Tom Cruise doesn't have any new and unique love moves...Check it,

For Tom Cruise, words weren't enough to express his feelings for Katie Holmes. He had to do it in song -- and a familiar one at that.
When, L.A. deejay Mark Ronson played the Righteous Brothers tune "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" during the reception for the couple's wedding, Cruise serenaded his bride by singing along with the record.
"She was completely touched -- laughing, loving him and enjoying him," guest Leah Remini tells PEOPLE.

You have GOT to be kidding me...this can't be true! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAA...I'm so dying over here...He can't even think of new ways to woo the love of his life..he has to resort to Tom Gun techniques...DUDE earth to Tom...Maverick was a fictional character!!!! Like how dull, and PS...Tom that is still pretty fruity!

Tyra's finally got herself a man yall.

Here are breaking pics of Tyra Banks and her new man. Like who is this fool?? And he is like 67?? Poor Tyra can't even find herself a celebrity...hopefully at least he has money...Good luck Tyra!

From the 'Neck - He is giving Tyra A LOT to be thankful for this year - at least by the looks of his girth...

Um, did Kramer say the "N" word???

OK, I'm sure you have ALL heard about Kramer's little performance at the Laugh Factory the other night where he responded to a heckler by calling him the "N" word repeatedly. What the hell? I thought Kramer was cool and funny - guess not. There goes any little bit of a career he was hoping to still have...sad.

Yes friends it's TRUE....

Celebrities have sex at the Playboy Mansion!!! A former Playmate and 2yr resident of the Mansion is writting a tell all book about all the fun that happens inside!

“Anything goes in that place — It’s everything you ever imagined and worse… Leonardo [DiCaprio], Owen [Wilson] and Colin [Farrell] were the girls’ favourites.

Leo…[would] practically live at the mansion. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house… Leo loved to sneak into the grounds with them and have sex on the benches in the undergrowth next to the monkey enclosures. Matthew Perry from Friends liked that, too.

Owen Wilson was another one who practically lived at the mansion. He had a reputation for being fantastic in bed as well. I couldn’t count the girls who bragged how they’d enjoyed group sex sessions with him.

Colin Farrell had that knack, too. One night we watched as he led one of the Playmates down to what we call the Greenhouse. It’s a glass area in the garden where the showers are. There he stripped off the girl’s clothes, kissing and touching her all over. He was tearing at his shirt. They couldn’t get enough of each other… Colin just loved to romp outdoors.”

WHAT...you mean people have sex at those parties? I just can not imagine!!! Like I thought the Playboy image was so wholesome! Stay tuned for the book by Izabella St James, "The Castle that Airbrushing Built."

Bond is HAWT!

OMG - went to see the new Bond movie last night - it was FABULOUS. I was a little iffy on the new Bond at first, but soon came to realize this bitch is hawt! He was a delight to get to stare at on screen for the full 2.5 hours. I tried to find a pic for all of you from the naked torture scene, but this is all I could find. You should go see the movie if not just to see this man's hot bod nude!