Oh, oh OJ...

I'm gonna bet OJ pleads not guilty to the pending charges of armed burglary following his recent arrest after forcibly trying to get back some memorabilia of his...just a hunch...

America's FIRST Top Model???

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I can't WAIT for more Tyra!!! I just love America's Next Top Model - even though the show hasn't provided a top model yet! Of course Meg is doing her pool to see who can guess the winner pre-makeovers - do you know who the winner will be?

PS - Meg was right, there was some VERY generous airbrushing done in this promo...

Hello Kitty for President!

Sooo...last night I attended an event at MIT put on by the Japan Club. They were making sushi and drinking sake (my fave pasttimes) and someone brought along what I like to call Kitty Cakes. Some genius found hello kitty chocolate pies and I immediately thought of our FOB Pammy. FYI - they are yummy!!!

59 - 20: Suck it Fat Fulmer!!!

OF COURSE the gators kicked volunteer ass this weekend! I mean, come on, just look at our QB, kids. He is God. Congrats Gaterrrs! We're comin' for ya SC...

BOOBIES FRIDAY....THE RETURN!

Since we missed last week I decided to go a little crazy.....We have nip slips out of control! AND we have Vanessa Manillo naked as hell...she needs a lil kitty trim..just sayin. We also have to show love for see thru t-shirts...it's like the prude girls excuse to have the paparazzi snap her boobs....ENJOY SLUTS!

And that's why I love Big Papi!!!

You can always count on Papi to come through in the clutch! He hit a walk-off home run last night to give the Sox a win - FINALLY!!! As they say, love me, ortiz me.

Big Papi's Big Hit

Ashanti has bad hairs...

We all know Brit sucked it up at the VMA's...but some people best keep her name out their mouths. Case in point...ASHANTI. Listen what she did when interviewed about Brit.

"When a reported from USA Today asked Ashanti what she thought of Britney's now infamous piss-poor VMA performance, she “laughed, rolled her eyes and walked away” before her rep stepped in and said she had no comment."

This is some other bloggers response to her reaction....

commentary provided by J from A HOT MESS:

Look, Shan, you ain’t exactly Aretha Franklin so I’d be careful about throwing this shade around. I mean, I know it’s “in” to diss Britney these days but damn. The last time I remember seeing Ashanti on stage she was doing that same tired hip-rock and trying to hit those faux-high notes. This is like if a paraplegic said Chris Brown’s dance moves were wack.

At least Britney has a few performances to be proud of...Ashanti ain't got shit...IT'S MURDA!

NOT MINNIE!

Sad news of the day...Minnie, Sharon Osbourne's dog is gravely ill. God don't let it be true!

"Just hours before Kelly's performance Sharon found out her main pooch, Minnie, had pneumonia.

A source said, "Sharon felt that after being told Minnie is on her last legs, she should return the favour and stay by Minnie's side."

Oh no! Not Minnie she was always my fav....sad! Who's poop is Ozzie gonna step in now?

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

I'm BAAAACCCCCCKKKK. Miss me bitches?

Sorry about the break...ya know the life is busy.

So basically the big news in my life is that I LOVE LOVE Britney again. The fat, the bad dancing..she is basically me...LOVE YOU BRIT BRIT...keep the mess comin!

Respec!!!

In remembrance...

Awww...

makes me miss LA already! Riiiiiiiiiight...




superficial

Oh no she didn't get a midget!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T WAIT for the next season of I Love New York. I don't know why but i love that stupid crazy shit show. OF COURSE, she has a fuckin' midge on the next season (standing to her left in the pic) - and yes, he goes by midget. Show airs on Oct. 8 - do it...

More info here

She calls THIS a comeback???

Sooo - as a lot of you already know, I have relocated to the butt ass cold city of Boston. Not surprisingly, I have found that I no longer hear obnoxious stories about LLo, Paris and the likes daily. Needless to say, I was blown away last night when even Brit's hot mess showed up on the New England news! What the fuck and who the fuck let her do that??? HOT MESS!!!

Many more pics here

Does the man get any hotter???

OK, OK, the summer vacation is over and what better for my first blog back than this HAWT picture of Becks!!! Too bad Posh is in the pic - he puts her ass to shame!



Dlisted

BOOBIES FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure everyone has at least heard about the Dita/Marilyn Manson / Evan Rachel Wood scandal right? Well if you haven't...this pretty girl in the pictures is havin the nasty time with Marilyn Manson. Wtf right? How does that sick freak get girls? How can you fuck someone when they have blood everywhere and white contacts. No thank you! Anyways this girl is cute and got nice boobs..enjoy!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg sad times. D'Angelo is FAT! WTF...seriously! Im gonna blame this one on Angie Stone...before she got a hold of him he was hot! Remember the video! THE VIDEO!!!! god i'm drooling right now..and then I look at this pic and wanna barf..sick!

2 Nips and a Peen!

Happy Boobies Friday Everyone!

The Peen I just couldn't help posting...Who knew that Kurt Russell was so um...interesting? I don't know about that peen looks kinda nast....Whatevs...Have a good weekend!

THANKS PINK!

Puff Daddy puffs dick.

JK...

Well our "Fag" is convinced that he is a fruit...are you?

Boobies Friday..Return of the Supermodel!

Thank you Cindy Crawford for feeling the need to sunbathe topless in St. Tropez! Too bad this topless sunbathing hasn't really caught on in America..I for one am a huge supporter!

Harold Reynolds - Olllllld School!

So you know our "Fag", right? Well, his uncle is Harold Reynolds, ex-baseball player and ESPN reporter. What did my dad hand me two seconds ago but a Harold Reynolds baseball card from 1988 - what else could I do but blog it? God I love the 80's!!! (Check out that 'stache!)