Pete Doherty's Mum speaks out about his addiction

Pete Doherty's Mum has written a book detailing the pain his addictions have caused their family. When asked if she was willing to air the family's dirty laundry for the large sum of money she received in return, she told the press that she plans to use the money earned from the book to help in her son's recovery. Good luck with that Mummy Doherty!



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UR FIRED!!!!

Looks like Horatio Sans, Chris Parnell, and Will Forte are gettin the axe. The show is lagging in ratings and entirely over budget. So what does good ol Lorne do....he fires everybody!!!!

DAMN that's cold shit...Guess those boys will prob be joining Tina Fey on her new sketch comedy show!!! Go Team Fey!

From the 'Neck: Horatio sucked, but I will miss the Sandberg/Parnell raps! Guess Sandberg will have to hold the show on his own...

WOW---THAT'S A HUGE DICK!!!

DAMN Ne-Yo...real classy gettin chopped up by a back-up dancer.

Clooney & Soderbergh call it quits!

The dynamite duo that created the "Ocean's" series are closing up shop as Clooney is opening his own production facility, to be called Smoke House, with co-creator of "Good Night, and Good Luck" Grant Heslov. Thank god we don't have to sit through yet another installment of Ocean's - that is after Ocean's 14 of course!



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Laugh of the day - thanks MC

We could totally feed the country of Nambia on those thighs..Some one tell the White House..

From the 'Neck: Seriously - call the White House - here is the number: 202-456-1414

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BONE??

This .....



or This....

That's my girl!!!

Angelina Jolie is a drunk!!!!! That is if you take the word of Brad's parents. According to reports Brad's mother was highly offended that Angelina would provide an open bar at Maddock's 5th Birthday party, and she thought Angie was drunk!!! The HORRORS!!!!

Mom relax. Drinking is a necessary way to get thru life in the spotlight - just ask Tera Reid or better yet refer to Nick Nolte mug shot.

Paula Deen & Cocaine Connie the Crab

Food Network is giving our fave chef, Paula Deen, a new show to appeal to a younger audience called "Paula's Party." On her first show, she staged a live crab race and named her crab Cocaine Connie. I knew there was a reason we loved this Virginia Slims smoking, heart attack platter making southern lady. Now that's what I call GRITS - Girls Raised in the South! You RAWK Paula!



Thanks for the story, Broms - you know the way to our hearts!

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Ms. Beckham not letting baby get in the way of partying

Gotta love those Brits! Who said you had to stop drinking for 9 months while waiting to pop your brats out? Not Ms. Beckham - who was pictured very inebriated outside of multiple clubs recently - while preggers!



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Charlie's Angel looks like Hell!

Farrah Fawcett showed up to roast William Shatner on Comedy Central, but ended up having a meltdown on TV. It's official, she's an old dried up haggard hoe! Like we didn't already know...



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Cindy Crawford admits to plastic surgery

Cindy recently admitted in a magazine interview that she has been regularly visiting a plastic surgeon for the past 11 years for services such as botox and vitamin & collagen injections. We have a suggestion Cindy, talk to your surgeon about those saggy tits - they need a lift!






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Jon Stewart dissects Bush's latest 'desperate soundbites'

We don't even have to make fun of this guy - he does the job for us!

Diddy Just Waking Up

In case you give a shit what goes through Diddy's mind when he gets out of bed each morning - watch this video. Can this guy be more full of shit????

Get your Zorb on!

Haven't you always wondered how much fun it would be to roll around in a ball like a hamster? Well, now you can find out just how much fun it is - with the new Zorb ball. What the hell???? Are there really people out there paying money for this? I wish i'd have thought of it first...



Find out how you can Zorb here

How the mighty have fallen.

WTF happened to the days when SJP was the toast of the fashion world? She didn't even do her hair in this pic. Also looks like Matthew forgot where the maid put the iron.


From the 'Neck: Guess that's what happens when you start poppin' rugrats out!

Tom: You're Fired!!!

The news broke this morning that Paramount has decided not to renew Tom's contract. His publicist, however, insists that it was Tom who decided to leave Paramount. Riiiiiight. Whatever helps you sleep at night Tommy Boy!

And to add insult to injury - we have also heard rumors that Katie has dumped his ass. Let's see how Tom's "reactive mind" deals with those two blows!!!



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PLEASE spend some of the money on hair.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are gettin married. Maybe they are doing this to distract from that disappointment of an album Beyonce just released.

“Beyoncé’s telling friends it will be ‘the wedding to end all weddings,’” according to the source. “Beyoncé feels like she’s living a fairy tale so why shouldn’t her wedding be equally magical?”

Lets all say it together folks.....BARF.

From Le Divorce to this???!!!????

This picture is S-A-D. Jess has been downgraded from actual dick (like she gets to fuck) to gay dick (which straight girls don't touch)...AND WHY is the dog in the pic...are the extensions for her too? AND like couldn't she find a hot gay? Ken Pave=Not Hawt.

I touched Beck's manhood!!!!

In a dream...but it was just as good....It was everything we ever thought it would be...Ahhh dreams are the greatest.

Happy Wednesday everyone!!!

The Softer Side of Jeremy

The Entourage star gets a licking and a little quality time with his four legged friend outside a Malibu grocery store. It's nice to see he isn't a complete puke yet. Piven has been getting tons of press recently surrounding his "diva" ways on and off the set. Maybe he has been spending to much time with Lady Lohan???