Sick and Wrong.

Ok so here is the only thing that I found of interest about that sham of a wedding...

There were fireworks inside, too, with a "never-ending kiss" between the betrothed after they exchanged vows.
The kiss lasted so long it caused guests to shout "stop, stop!" said Giorgio Armani, who attended the wedding and designed the outfits of the bride, the groom and their baby, Suri.

YES PLEASE STOP!!!!!! And Tom everyone knows Katie is taller than you so no need to doctor the pic!

Rachael Ray has ARRIVED!

You know you just aren't somebody until you have a sex scandal that rocks the world over...Well little Miss Perfect Rachael Ray finally has something to rival "A Night in Paris"...well kinda....

The 30-year-old Florida woman contends that they met outside a lesbian bar in New York's West Village in 2000. That night, she said, Cusimano paid Walz and three friends $20 to spit in his face. "He even took pictures of us doing it," she tells the tab. Walz said they continued to meet at her apartment and the apartment he shared at the time with Ray, 38. "Sometimes he'd be naked," she claims. "I always kept my clothes on. "John paid me up to $500 for a session," she claims. "We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused." She also alleges, "Sometimes John would buy marijuana or cocaine and we'd use it together."

OMG RACHAEL RAY!!!! What did you get yourself into...I hope you don't spit on this loser! But really according to this article the affair continued after the two were married...AND the woman passed a polygraph test so the lawyers for "The Enquirer" felt comfortable publishing the story...Rachael's camp say the couple is happier than ever...notice they don't deny the story!

Kimberly Stewart can never drink again...

Rod Stewart revealed in an interview recently that his daughter, Kimberly Stewart, has developed liver disease due to excessive drinking and has been warned to never drink again. Well, there goes her social life - as if she had one to begin with...

More on Kimberly's natty disease here

Is Llo a cutter???

The Daily News posted the pic below from the World Music Awards. By the looks of her wrist, it seems that Lindsay has taken up "cutting". And why does her face look all orange? Did she mystic tan that too???

Read More Here

That is what I am talking about.

Sasha Boron Cohen is coming out yall! Not in the way you think...he is defending his movie...as himself...in the upcoming Rolling Stone. He states,

"The joke is not on Kazakhstan," he said. "I think the joke is on people who can believe that the Kazakhstan that I describe can exist -- who believe that there's a country where homosexuals wear blue hats and the women live in cages and they drink fermented horse urine...I think part of the movie shows the absurdity of holding any form of racial prejudice, whether it's hatred of African-Americans or of Jews," said Baron Cohen, a devout Jew who keeps kosher and the Sabbath when he can."

Amen brother...now if we can only convent that little person whom I mentioned in my "blind item" about a week or so ago...Borat for President!

Oh and PS...Missy I told you he was hot!

BOOBIES FRIDAY - RIP KATIE HOLMES

Notice the freaky eye in the top corner...we think it's Tom watching her.

So we just have a few more wedding gifts for the new Mrs. Fairy Cruise. Apparently mommy was a little slutty before Fairy plucked her from her budding movie career. We hope that these pics will serve as a reminder to her that yes there is life outside her sham of a marriage. We wish the best for you Katie...take the money and run bitch..before you end up trapped in the Celebrity Scientology Center FOR LIVE!

A wedding gift to Katie & Tom - well mostly Katie...

Since Katie is going forth with her vows to Fairy Cruise this weekend, we decided a gift was in order. Katie - in honor of your marriage we wanted you to have these to remember what you will NOT be having with Tom.

Scene from Teaching Mrs. Tingle


Katie Holmes in Thank You For Smoking


Dawson and Joey -The Song Remains the Same- Moments 1

Cat-Dog does exist!!!

Holy shit, ya'll! I hope this is for real cuz I am soooo getting one! This bitch from Brazil claims her slutty cat gave birth last week and three of the six babies were dogs!!! She had been seen earlier this year fucking the neighbors dog...heh heh heh. That cat's a whore!

More on the Cat-Dog here

GAY-DAR

Jesse Metcalf and his English GF have called it quits...She realized that when he was talking about taking it up the butt, he meant HIM not her.

So Glad Bitch/Dude is Out!!!

I'm sooo glad they finally kicked Jaeda's manly ass off! Only this:


Can make this look feminine:

um can we say....

UGLY BABY ALERT....Alien is that baby that everyone says is cute but REALLY no one has the heart to tell the parents that the kid looks like they have an extra chromosome. PS...Chris Klein your kid is ugly.

thanks for the pics Perez hope we don't get served with papers over this...

From the Neck: Seriously people, this is NOT a coincidence:

WWYRB....Who Would You Rather Bone...

Omg so I totally went to "The Abbey" this weekend and these two people caught my eye....They were SO DRUNK...but in a funny way...I thought they would be perfect for this week's WWYRB...So who's it gonna be...Drunk or Drunker?

Cameron & JT have room for Brit Brit now!

Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake just purchased a home on the beach in Oahu for the price of 16.9 mill. It has 12 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms - just enough for Brit and her chitlens to move into! I just know JT is going to save her...

More on their new pad here

Pam Anderson is a washed up ho-bag

Sooo, I came across this vid of Pammy Anderson wishing Jimmy Kimmel a happy birthday by going to his show and spraying him with champagne followed by a croth shot to his audience. I'm sure that's exactly what he wanted - a nasty bitch spreading her cooter germs all over his set and then making it sticky with champagne. Not to mention that she looks like a durty ho that has been rode hard and put away wet...

Perez Hilton aka fat ass gets served

OMG this shiz cracks me up! Perez gets served by Splash Media for stealing thier pics and posting them to his site. The best part is, he was stuffing his fat ass face when they showed up and caught it on video!!! Way to return the favor of posting your shit where you don't want it posted!


Thanks ICYDK!

Funny ASS shit.

I personally doubt that this poster really is a promotion for JT's new album..but it is hella funny.

Thanks for the pic PITNB.

People's Sexiest Man Alive!!!

George Clooney beat out a lot of hotties for People's Sexiest Man Alive this year. In response to his new honor he said, "There's a lot of pressure. There are all the events you have to show up for. The sash you have to wear is embarrassing."

Well, I don't know if I agree he is hotter than others in the top 10 list such as Brad Pitt & Johnny Depp, but he sure does have a great sense of humor. Now let's just hope he doesn't turn to Scientology like friends TomKat!

More on the Sexy Mens here

UK Music Hall of Fame..

So many artists ventured across the Atlantic for the UK Music Hall of Fame....James Brown performed, he is pictured below with "guest" is it me or do both of them look a hot mess?? And who knew that James went for the firecrotch. Other pics include Patti Labelle performing...and Joss Stone's new makeover...she looks pretty fierce if you ask me...

Shit is getting wierd

The Sun posted the following story...notice the section in yellow....

THE BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE divorce has turned nasty after it was revealed he is touting a Paris Hilton-style video of the couple romping.
According to our sister paper The News Of The World, dumped husband K-Fed has already been offered £26million for the FOUR hour tape, shot in the early stages of the couple's relationship.
Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image, unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.
A friend of K-Fed's told the paper: "At the time (the video was made) the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.
"They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess.
"They were insatiable."Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman.

WAIT...WTF.....can this be true...how come no one is talking about this...I mean I can totally see his trashy ass cheating...but WHERE IS THE COVERAGE PEOPLE!!!!!!

K-Fag is Brizzoke!

He may be in line for a nice settlement from his divorce from Brit Brit, but in the meantime a bitch is broke!!! KFed was seen out for a comped dinner asking for all of the leftovers to be packed up so he could take them along. That's not the worst part though. He also tried "putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him."

HAHAHAHAHAHA, bitch can't even afford to buy some damn liquor - that just makes me smile!!! Way to go, Brit - teach 'em to fuck with you again!

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