It's all makin sense!

So K-Fag has had a master plan this entire plan. He totally just made Britney fat and ugly so that no one would want her white-trash ass. Check it,

Spears hired Matt Felker, one of the sexy guys from her "Toxic" video, to appear in her new video, according to In Touch Weekly, which reports that her hubby "insisted that Britney fire Matt and all of the other male dancers she'd hired and replace them with females." Federline - who was, of course, once a back-up dancer for Spears - is said to be "surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified" that Spears will dump him if her career takes off again. "Kevin doesn't want Britney to be making sexy moves again," an "insider" told ITW. "He's even telling her she doesn't need to lose all of her pregnancy weight."

God please let someone want her ass after she gets all hawt..She totally needs some hot ass F***in to get her out of her K-Fag coma (just look at his pic, he's gross.) AND Britney you totally need to lose the baby lbs.