Ok so the best news of the century, maybe tainted by the devil as we know it...TOM CRUISE. Fuckin Fairy Cruise is out to ruin our lives again! Not only was it bad enough that we had to listen to his blabbering about his stupid love for Katie, then they HAD to have the alien baby, AND THEN we all had to hear about the gayest wedding ever..complete with Top Gun karaoke!!!!!!
WELL now he is ruining Becks...the bitch hasn't even moved here and already talk is about how Posh and Becks maybe the next converts to Scientology! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Becks even confirmed last week that before deciding upon LA, he had asked Tom's advise and they talked many times!!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF XENU!!!! Didn't Becks get the memo that Fairy Cruise is over!!!!!! Oh god who is going to save them from the evil clutches of Fairy??? Tom Hanks we need you now more than ever...Kobe?? Tyra??? Oh piss they're fucked!
PS...pics were doctored...no the billboard has not shown up in LA...yet!
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