The ugliest man is the world..aka..Scott Storch..has quite the crush on Ms. Crackhead Lohan. Check the Page Six quote..
Our source says Storch, who has reportedly earned more than $70 million as a music producer, gave Lohan $1 million worth of diamond jewelry as a gift. A spy at Mansion in South Beach said she was adorned with "the sickest diamond necklace and ear rings" and a three-stone diamond ring. Storch "has a total crush on her," claims one insider, while others say "he just wants to do her music."
DUDE doesn't he know that all he has to do is get her coked out, put her in a recording studio, and let the magic happen. I'm sure she would suck on his dick just for the hell of it...at least a handjob.
1 comment:
I think he is so cute! Whats wrong with me? No one agrees!
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