Tuesday, March 6

Ryan Phillippe hates Lindsay Lohan....


Our favorite little angel, LLo, has decided to sink her claws into Mr. Witherspoon. She thinks he is sooo hot and can't wait to share her stash with him..."The National Enquirer reports that since the two met, Lindsay can't stop mooning over the 'Breach' hunk. She has been begging mutual friends to tell him she wants to hook up and has been leaving him non-stop phone messages. According to veteran gossip Mike walker, Ryan isn't interested and hasn't returned one call."

Ya burn bitch..he must know Reese will never let him see the kids if they hooked up.

So back to the pic for this post...You know their daughter, Eva, is a snooty know it all brat that takes after her mother...this is how I imagine Ryan and his daughter interacting..

Eva:...Mommy said I should watch you cuz you like to look at unclean ladies...actually Mommy called them whores.

Ryan:...Eva honey don't be a nasty bitch like your mother.

Eva:...Mommy said that you are a two-bit loser that leached off her success.

Ryan:...touche Eva...touche..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where did he take her to lunch? Old Spaghetti Factory? Classy. He bet he made her pay for it too.

 

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