Well in written form...sorta. Ryan Reynolds (the actor who played Van) has started his journalism career writing for the Huffington Post. His first feature...The art of competitive eating...Feel free to click on the link and read the entire article...you can totally tell the Van-ness is coming out...
As the fourth of July fast approaches, what better way to celebrate being at the top of the food chain than having a good ol' fashioned competitive eating contest? IFOCE (International Federation of Competitive Eating) proudly recognizes my main man, Don "Moses" Lerman, who wolfed down an impressive 11 burgers in 10 minutes last year. "I'll stretch my stomach until it causes internal bleeding," he says. "I do it for the thrill of competition. Some people are good at golf. I'm good at eating......
While it may be impossible to understand the mental temerity and physical excellence it takes to master these dazzling sports, we can expect great things in the future from exciting athletes like Don Lerman and Mustafat Osmana. And although oceans and even the most basic human rights may separate these two great peoples, we are ALL bound together by the vibrant spirit of competition and grotesque displays of boundless, unapologetic shitheadery."
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