Wednesday, January 24

Actual police reports

Yes, these people are THAT stupid...

In Detroit, Oregon, a hunter thought he had found a severed
human head in an abandoned mining shed and called the
police. Deputy Larry Taylor realized it was just the head
of a mannequin when he noticed a price sticker on the
forehead.

A California officer charged the driver of a white Mazda
with DUI after driving down Pacific Coast Highway with the
upper half of a traffic light pole lying across its hood.
When Fonteno asked the drunk driver about the pole, he
responded: "It came with the car when I bought it."

The driver of an armored truck in Edmonton, Alberta
appeared to be signaling for help as he repeatedly swung
his door open. After six police cruisers chased and stopped
the truck, it turned out the driver had simply tried to
fan fresh air into the cabin after the other guard had
passed gas.

In Boynton, Florida, Michael Harrison and Kevin Carter
were arrested and charged with armed robbery and murder
in their attempt to raise money to attend the police
academy.

Stockholm, Sweden - Customs officers in Stockholm, Sweden
arrested a woman who had tried to smuggle 75 live snakes
in her bra. The officers became suspicious when they
noticed how the woman kept scratching her chest.

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