Dude!!! Some crazed lunatic ran into a Zizzi's pizza in The Strand in London on Sunday and chopped off his penis in front of customers. The man entered the restaurant, grabbed a knife from the kitchen and then jumped up on a table where he dropped his pants and sliced off his wang!!!
The police put his "member" on ice and took it to surgeons to try to reattach. They have completed the surgery but aren't saying if they were successful.
Uuummm, why would you try to put it back on? it's pretty obvious he didn't want it anymore...New Rule: when a man chops his pecker off in front of innocent bystanders - do not reattach - just turn it into a vag!
PS - thanks for the gruesome story J-rod!!! And I agree with you, "if you cut off your own penis - they reattach it to your forehead...so you really can be a dickhead"
More on this Bloody Wanker here
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